Sweat Betul

Before I start, I was kinda curious what the word meme actually meant so I went Wikipedia, the ever-so resourceful website and it says a meme

as defined within memetic theory, comprises a theoretical unit of cultural information, the building block of cultural evolution or diffusion that propagates from one mind to another analogously to the way in which a gene propagates from one organism to another as a unit of genetic information and of biological evolution.

Ok tell me you didn’t understand a single word either! Anyway it might not be the same meme as the word bloggers throw around so carelessly. So here’s a short meme from Jiameei:

Ask me ONE question- no matter how personal, inappropriate or random, and I will answer the question truthfully.

However, if I think your question is way out of line, I won’t bother answering it ok? Hurry up, this is the only time you’ll get to ask me stupid questions like “Why do you think the chicken crossed the road?” or “Do you think I should rename myself from Apple to Orange?” wtf.

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p.s: I spent like two hours yesterday writing the page “FAQ on American Colleges” up there alongside Contact Me so if you’re interested in American education, please read it first before sending me an email ok! Good luck I wish there will be more of you here next year so we can meet during breaks =D

p.p.s: Please relink me, I think it’s safe to say that this will be my link from now on. Yeah yeah why didn’t I buy my own domain right? $10 for one year is cheap but what if I blog until I die? Say, my lifespan is 70 years so let’s say I blog for another 50 years=$500!!! Can buy one used car already wtf.

Oh hark here ladies and gentlemen and hark here good, ye shall.

Yesterweek, when I chanced upon the miserable weather that was 5 celcius, I had to throw on layers and layers of clothes upon mine humble body. I had on me 4 layers of clothes and I then thought of a very complex mathematical equation to roughly calculate how it’d be if the weather got worse.

After 45 pages of extremely complicated and indecipherable numerical scribblings, I finally came to the absolute conclusion that indeedy indeedy, under the harsh weather of the following months to come (-20c), I’ll have to wear a total of…..20 layers. (said complicated mathematical equations and whatnot shall not be revealed lest I confuse everyone to the brink of mental implosion)

Oh sekian kawan kawanku sekalian, let me ask ye this. How is it possible to throw on so many layers upon oneself without the possibility of suffocation?

But that was in the past for ye listen here good, the future holds much more than 20 layers of clothing. Trust me upon this for today I will prove to all my kingsmen that nothing, I repeat to thee, nothing will ever come in the way of the greater good.

Yes, I grant all of you to stare at me in disbelief for a second. What is she trying to say, you scratch your head in animalistic fury?

Today, I shall create history!

Today, I shall defy gravity!

Today, I shall be thy king!

For today, thy king will weareth the shortest of all short skirts with GASP, nothing underneath except a paltry piece of cotton around thy king’s loins. Thy king shall brace the coldest of all cold! Thy king shall prove to all the men in this world that she can surviveth and surviveth very well she shall.

Bow to thy king and thy blessing shall be granted..

Thy beloved king may not look like she’s showing a lot of skin but those shoddy stockings disappeareth into them boots after a while, leaving at least 10 inches of precious skin for the wind to playeth around with. But it’s okay, for I am thy king! and thy king shall embraceth the cold like her bestest comrade..

Shit, thy king is late for her class!

No, laugh no more ye damned fools! Control your incessant mirth or hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, I warn thee!

Hello everyone I’m not dead, just a little sad that my holiday is over and I’m back in this shithole wtf. No lah this isn’t really a shithole, but sigh back to more homework and more females wtf.

Anyway pictures from my Thanksgiving with Barry’s host family!

An ugly picture of me trying to wave silly Barry away for trespassing when I’m taking a self-timer shot wtf

playing with the dogs

MOST important part of the day, FOOD oh glorious food come to momma

Sweet potatoes something with marshmallow! Roasted to perfection.

Turkey, biscuit with honey butter, mash potatoes and this really nice coconut thingy with pecan nuts and more sweet potatoes!

Cutest kid in the whole world! He had to dress up as a girl for a skit haha. He is so damned cute seriously. Once, his cousin Lauren had to go to the bathroom and he wanted to go in, so he knocked. She said wait she’ll come out in a minute. He knocked again and said “Lauren, come out!” and she said “Hold on!” and then guess what he did?? He put his hands under the door and said “Lauren, pull me under!”

HAHAHHAHA isn’t that the cutest thing ever? He really did want her to pull him under the door! hahahaha god I love kids!

Him with a wig. How cute! Look at how he props his arm a little and how he bends his legs! Boy, can he get any cuter than that??

Lauren is the girl in purple who looks much prettier in real life. She’s only 16.

The Asians

The hugeeeee TV. Bigger than the guy who’s more than 6 feet tall and the door!

Hot tub!

His host mom wants us to take picture with the pumpkin pie wtf

In the fishing-themed room

Sigh I miss you so much already babe

Looking out to see if it was snowing-well, it wasn’t.

a big piano and a tiny piano haha lighting damn nice hor

Showing off my $8 dress.

Got buttons! $8=RM28 maybe. Aih why am I so good at finding cheap stuff? The other day I bought the cutest undies ever for $0.75 for one!!!! One day I’m gonna show you all my cheapest clothes and trust me, you’ll feel like strangling me then.

The huge Beatles poster in Barry’s room.

Going through life with only one pose wtf

Ok the end that was how I spent my Thanksgiving which was fabulous. The people were so friendly to us, as usual and the food was great!

Sigh now I’m back to morning classes, freezing my ass while walking to class, waking up at 8.30am for my 8.40am class (i’m the champion lah seriously, 3 minutes to get ready, 5 minutes to get my breakfast, 5 minutes to run to class. Yes yes I do realize that that adds up to 13 minutes which is why I’m always at least 3 minutes late for class wtf), finding myself in a world filled with women (sigh) and more American food.

Anyway I don’t know if I really like this world filled with women but I’m getting pretty sick of it. I’ve always had more guy friends than girls and I’ve always got along better with guys anyway. Why I’m okay with being in a women’s college:

1. the toilet seat is always down! Hallelujah and I don’t have to worry about finding pee stain on the seat wtf

2. less noise!

3. i can walk around the hallway wrapped in my towel!

4. i don’t have to worry about looking like a hag without make up cause there aren’t any guys to impress! Although I still dress up to my classes anyway but at least I don’t have to worry if I have bad hair day or whatever. Although I shouldn’t have a reason to since I have a boyfriend whom I LOVE VERY MUCH wtf and I don’t need to impress other guys wtf.

5. that’s all lah can’t think anymore.

I really feel like transferring to a co-ed college, sigh. This college is really great otherwise! The professors are excellent and the facilities and programs are top-notch. I just wish there are guys so that I don’t have to hear girls going OMG like guess what like my boyfriend is like coming to visit like tomorrow.

The word like is so redundant I wish someone just goddamn take the word away forever. After hearing it so many times, even I say in unconsciously!

Anyway, omg like, winter break is in like, 3 weeks and I’m going to New York with like, my boyfriend. I’m like so excited!

Quick announcement: to people who commented in my previous post requesting to be included in the mailing list, yeap you guys are all included. And maybe some of you may have misunderstood this: I’m not locking my entire blog! It’s still open to the public but certain sensitive posts may have passwords. I may not email everyone passwords for every single password-protected post too, ok? Cause maybe I only want certain people to read certain posts.

Anyway now that that’s settled (serious voice wtf), let me enlighten all of you of what I did the past few days. Super boring post ahead.

First I went to this place to watch some 3D film on IMAX and saw Takezo Kensei wtf

And then since it’s near Christmas, they have these people on pigs and horses walking around talking to people (haha see the small legs to make him appear like he’s on the pig)

in IMAX. The movie is called Beowulf and it’s quite cool, imagine Lord of the Rings in 3D!! Ok not as nice but it’s really damn kan cheong to watch a movie like that on 3D. You’ll always be gripping the edges of your seat in suspense.

Then next day I went to Barry’s host mother’s school to play with the kids. They’re all so damned cute! One boy kept asking if I’ve kissed anyone and asked for my cellphone number!

Barry trying to suck my cheek out wtf

waiting for it to snow wtf

Anyway next we went to his host family’s house to cook! Nasi goreng cina dan ikan bilis dan kuah ayam madu!!!!!11

The guy will do the manly task of cutting the chicken

And the girl will do the frying! mmm

Kuah ayam madu

mmm

Ok up next is a tour around an American house. Sorry lah dunno what to blog about already.

The toilet is damn cute!

The fireplace

HAHAHA this is damn funny! It’s Barry’s host parents going as native Africans for Halloween! HAHAHAHHA damn creative right!

Then we watched a Christmas movie in anticipation of Christmas wtf

and I kissed the dog

It’s supposed to snow tomorrow and I so can’t wait! Hear hear, Weather God, this girl is now all prepared to embrace the first drop of snow! She already bought her winter jacket ($79.90 from H&M) and she has all her gloves, scarves and whatnots in hand. Bring it on!

OMG! I can’t believe it! It’s already snowing back in my college! OMG I’m so excited it’s supposed to snow here tomorrow omg omg can you believe it?? The only time I’ve touched snow was in that Winter House in Genting Highlands! wtf and it was so dirty cause a million people touched it before me wtf. AH SO EXCITED I CAN’T BREATHE! My..first..snow *big wet eyes

Happy Thanksgiving! mmm I’m gonna eat myself silly tomorrow.

p.s: thanks for the huge ego booster in the previous post. Now my butt is the size of DHL hot air balloon wtf

Hi everyone, I got some of your emails regarding the password-protected posts and I think this way is more efficient in dealing with this in the future. The reason why I want to have password-protected posts is cause I wanna monitor who read those posts. I want to be able to still express my thoughts and views which could possibly offend many people (since I’m quite sexually and politically liberal like that) and at the same time not offend anyone.

So I’m doing this ala Jolene style, leave a comment here and I’ll put you in the mailing list for future password-protected posts. You just have to tell me who you are basically and of course, leave your email. It’ll help if you tell me how sexy I am too wtf. Lie if you must wtf

This way, I can get both the freedom to express my thoughts and not worry about my family members/children/stupid people wtf reading posts that could be a tad too sensitive for them.

p.s: Guess what I’m doing now?!?!

I’m eating instant teriyaki noodles! Oklah closest I can get to something like char kuey teow (although it tastes nothing like CKT T_T just make myself happy only wtf)