Sweat Betul

After all the New York hoo haa aside, let me blog about my one and only wish for xmas and new year. Yes you guessed it right, it’s world peace *dabs wet eyes cause too touched wtf

Righttt..

Anyway my one and only wish this year, as like any other year, is to have bigger boobs. I know I know please don’t go WTF SHUT UP LAH because you really don’t understand my misery okay T_____T

If you are:

1. someone who goes aiyah big boobs for what no use also! but when you see a picture of two girls who look exactly alike but one with normal looking B cup boobs and one who is completely flat, (look me in the eyes now and be completely honest)which one will you look at first? obviously the one with boobs right!!! (i can see everyone going ahh, she’s so right! wtf)

2. someone who already has relatively normal boobs and won’t understand my pain

3. a man

then you don’t need to read this post cause you won’t understand how I feel anyway. Okay that aside, let’s continue with this nonsensical post.

God please, I know you know I always tell people that you don’t exist. I know I always give you a major headache with my long list for xmas etc but now, I’ve shortened my list to just ONE thing! Okay I’ll give you ONE more chance to prove yourself to me, God. If I wake up tomorrow with B cup boobs, I swear in front of all these people that I will forever be indebted to you after this. I’ll be the next mahatma gandhi/ mother theresa and I’ll make sure world peace won’t be a taboo anymore.

BUT if I wake up tomorrow with the same ol’ grapes for my boobs, I will once and for all renounce my faith in you. (not that I haven’t almost already). Pleaseee God all you have to do is just lift up your almighty fingers, grab that plasticine or clay and paste it on my chest! (NOT TUMMY OK)

So why am I not satisfied with my current grapes? I don’t see why I need to answer this but have you ever tried on the nicest dress/top ever and when you look into the mirror you see the most beautiful girl staring back at you BUT when you look lower you see an emptiness so vast it blinds your eyes?! It sucks I tell you.

I tried on push ups the other day and it didn’t work either, like..nothing was pushed up! I tried wonderbra and the one with water too but nothing worked. I’m so frustrated I feel like changing my sex huhuh. I mean if I’m small sized and thin and have no boobs then I wouldn’t have minded cause it will be proportionate to my body but I’m neither small nor thin!

T_____T Barry asked me if I have to sacrifice one thing for just one cup bigger what will it be? I said my tummy T_T Sorry tummy I’d have to trade you in this time T_T

Sigh how! I’ve already decided. If God didn’t work his miracles by tomorrow, I’ll give myself another few years. When I’m 22 (after college) and when I obviously can’t grow no more, I’ll get breast implants. (and as soon as i device a plan on how to hide them new boobs from my parents wtf) There you go, secret’s out. It’s not easy living with 12 year old boobs for the rest of your life okay and I shall hear no more about this!

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Okay okay here’s the picture of the smallest dog in the world! Ok maybe not in the world, but she’s the smallest compared to all the cats!

Her name’s Lucy! Like Lucy in the sky with diamonds..

She shivers whenever I pick her up

So small! you can easily kill her with one step!

She likes to shake my hand but won’t stand still for one shot

Midnight and Isaboo

Midnight sleeping near my feet

Baby Jesus wtf

Santa Claus, where are my B cup boobs!?

very nice decoration, it has lights too!

the people will move around on the skating rink!

Man, I’ve been blogging for 4 hours now, amidst all that chatting and blog-surfing but it’s okay, it’s not like I have anything else to do anyway. Ho hum life is sooo good when you have nothing to do.

The guys are playing video games now and I shouted “I’m bored” but no one cared. I just tried “I’m naked!” but only Barry looked at me. What does that girl from Final Fantasy have that I don’t! Must be the boobs =(

p.s: grades are out! my gpa is pretty good =DDD but that’s probably cause my classes this semester are really easy. One more month till next semester T__T

p.p.s: it’s finally -23 celcius now T_________T