Sweat Betul

My imaginary boyfriend

Okay this is going to be my most most most embarrassing post ever of my most MOST well-guarded secret since forever. People who said doing something like hoping my crush will see me sweeping is normal, PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS NORMAL TOO!!! wtf sigh damn embarrassing lah I don’t know where to start.

Okay when I was 12 right, I used to be really fat and unwanted and I was also friends with the popular girls in school. You know how every popular girl will have an ugly friend so that all the guys can use that ugly friend to get information about her pretty friend? Well, I was the ugly girl. So anyway, ALL my friends have their boyfriends and naturally, I wanted a boyfriend too but in that state I was in, it was really impossible to find a boyfriend.

The only guy who was remotely interested in me was..well..non-existent wtf. The guy I had a huge crush on only wanted to snap my bra strap T_______T and my best guy friend liked my best girl friend so being the sad fat girl, it was only VERY logical for me to create an imaginary boyfriend for myself WTF I know this is the saddest/most embarrassing piece of info about me ever. Okay, that’s not the juicy part you know! Let me first tell you more about my darling wtf.

1. He was from the US wtf hahahah you know lah wanna imagine must imagine higher wtf. Simply a geeky chinese guy would not satisfy me just yet.

2. His name was Zachary which I can shorten and fondly call him “Zach” (from scale of 1 to 10 my humiliation is 148104 now wtf)

3. He has a friendster account and he left me a testimonial

proof.

WTF HAHAHHAA i even googled some american kid’s picture and pretend it’s Zach WTF HAHAHAHA OMG MALUNYA! Somemore his whole friendster account got no other information and I have no idea why is he from Australia =.= See he only has one friend and surprise surprise, it’s me wtf

4. I told all my friends that we met in a cinema omg wtf hahahahaha

So after I met Zach, my friends all said I became so much happier and joyous and said they were happy for me. Little did they know how my heart was bleeding inside wtf. Then one fine day, I got tired of pretending so I told my friends we broke up and they were so sad for me so I had to pretend to cry to appear more believable WTF WHY WAS I LIKE THIS!

Yeah that’s all lah the end how low you want me to stoop some more wtf.

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That aside,