My imaginary boyfriend
January 23, 2008 5:30 pm Random Suet, WTF Suet wtfOkay this is going to be my most most most embarrassing post ever of my most MOST well-guarded secret since forever. People who said doing something like hoping my crush will see me sweeping is normal, PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS NORMAL TOO!!! wtf sigh damn embarrassing lah I don’t know where to start.
Okay when I was 12 right, I used to be really fat and unwanted and I was also friends with the popular girls in school. You know how every popular girl will have an ugly friend so that all the guys can use that ugly friend to get information about her pretty friend? Well, I was the ugly girl. So anyway, ALL my friends have their boyfriends and naturally, I wanted a boyfriend too but in that state I was in, it was really impossible to find a boyfriend.
The only guy who was remotely interested in me was..well..non-existent wtf. The guy I had a huge crush on only wanted to snap my bra strap T_______T and my best guy friend liked my best girl friend so being the sad fat girl, it was only VERY logical for me to create an imaginary boyfriend for myself WTF I know this is the saddest/most embarrassing piece of info about me ever. Okay, that’s not the juicy part you know! Let me first tell you more about my darling wtf.
1. He was from the US wtf hahahah you know lah wanna imagine must imagine higher wtf. Simply a geeky chinese guy would not satisfy me just yet.
2. His name was Zachary which I can shorten and fondly call him “Zach” (from scale of 1 to 10 my humiliation is 148104 now wtf)
3. He has a friendster account and he left me a testimonial
proof.
WTF HAHAHHAA i even googled some american kid’s picture and pretend it’s Zach WTF HAHAHAHA OMG MALUNYA! Somemore his whole friendster account got no other information and I have no idea why is he from Australia =.= See he only has one friend and surprise surprise, it’s me wtf
4. I told all my friends that we met in a cinema omg wtf hahahahaha
So after I met Zach, my friends all said I became so much happier and joyous and said they were happy for me. Little did they know how my heart was bleeding inside wtf. Then one fine day, I got tired of pretending so I told my friends we broke up and they were so sad for me so I had to pretend to cry to appear more believable WTF WHY WAS I LIKE THIS!
Yeah that’s all lah the end how low you want me to stoop some more wtf.
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That aside,
Bored until crazy already wtf
It’s -12 celcius today T_________T
If it’s a single digit negative also damn happy already. 0 celcius also very very happy. If 5 celcius happy until can cry wtf
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aud :
Date: January 23, 2008 @ 5:33 pm
WHY YOU LIKE THAT HAHAHAHAHAHA ZACH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA
SOMORE YOU SURE ITS A RANDOM KID AR? LOOKS LIKE THE GUY FROM STEPS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
Baz :
Date: January 23, 2008 @ 5:36 pm
eh eh i remember that kid who snapped your bra strap! you said after he snapped it then you damn happy and blushed wtf wtf
vss3t :
Date: January 23, 2008 @ 6:07 pm
HAHAHHAAHHA!!!!
hey, that’s normal k!
I’m nearly about the same as u!!
lagi worst, it’s my german cousins who made me do all the wild imagination and non-existing boyfriend! hahahaha!
mIcheLLe :
Date: January 23, 2008 @ 7:29 pm
mine was called Daniel and he didn’t have a face because all I did was pretend he existed and talked to him. 0__o and your tee is damn nice.
ailing :
Date: January 23, 2008 @ 7:48 pm
hahahahahaha…..why so funny one u…!So cute…!!!
lesley :
Date: January 23, 2008 @ 8:04 pm
it’s normal OK! i think mine lagi worse than yours lo.
i used to imagine that after i lost all the weight, all my ex-bfs would crawl back to me and i’ll use my smelly foot to push their faces away. *sial memang tidak tau malu*
on the bright side, at least you have baz at your side now rite??
u go, girl!
wenqi :
Date: January 23, 2008 @ 8:18 pm
i’m here, wtf.
dun emo d ok?
cryst :
Date: January 23, 2008 @ 8:40 pm
HAHAHAhAaAaaAaa..~!!!
u look so cute in those pics!!! and nice tee! ;P
steph :
Date: January 23, 2008 @ 10:02 pm
omigosh u did that?!?!? HAHAHA!!! wow its really unbelievable but heyyyy damn brave of you to blog about this! =). funny lah!
fiona :
Date: January 23, 2008 @ 10:27 pm
LOL… this is by far your funniest post! I can’t stop laughing XD but I don’t think you’re the only one who did something like that, I used to pretend that I’m friends w/ The Moffatts hahahahah.
It’s nice that you have the guts to tell everyone this though, very admirable
schmae :
Date: January 23, 2008 @ 10:32 pm
hello!
omg you know what?! i know someone who is exactly like you then! only.. she’s still doing it now (she’s 21 this year btw) and thinks we’re stupid enough to believe her. -_-
apparently, her ‘bf’ is located in nyc, is a model and they met at some dinner party in paris (or something like that).
i think her’s more kua cheong than yours haha! but yours definitely funnier.
ozzie :
Date: January 23, 2008 @ 11:22 pm
zac efron cuter than that hahaha wtf but this one has the nick carter look that we all used to like for no reason (blonde hair, blue eyes HAHA WTF!). must be the 911 and backstreetboys era. i also liked the blonde guy from FIVE.
hui wen :
Date: January 24, 2008 @ 1:01 am
HAHHAHAHAHAHA aud said looks like the guy from Steps HAHAHHAHAHA…
ANd babe, DAMN KAO FUNNY HAHAHHAHAHA why only got one friend… WHICH IS YOU HHAHAHAHHAHAHA…
SK :
Date: January 24, 2008 @ 2:55 am
LOL at Baz’s comment.
So cute lar u suet!! Haha!
Angie :
Date: January 24, 2008 @ 3:10 am
HAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH WHY YOU LIKE THIS !!! HAHAHAHAHA SOMEMORE U FIND SOMEONE NOT THAT THAT THAT HOT SO ITZ MORE REAL ISSIT HAHAHAHA BUT HIS STATUS IS SINGLE THO ! U SHUD PUT “MARRIED” TO SHOW HIS OBESSION IN YOU HAHAHAHAHA I LAUGH UNTIL I WANNA FART WTF
Angie :
Date: January 24, 2008 @ 3:11 am
hahahahahahahha WHY MY “HAHAHAH” GO OUT OF UR COMMENT BOX ALREADY AHHAHAHA
Angie :
Date: January 24, 2008 @ 3:26 am
hahahaha (why I comment so much wtf) actually I did sth like that b4 also I just remembered… but it was like I left Singapore, so i told my first crush YUNIKO that I have a bf, his name is Andy Park, korean somemore HAHAHAH
Fuzzy! :
Date: January 24, 2008 @ 4:59 am
You sure it’d be nicer 0? Here’s around that and the snow’s melting like wtf.
Well, creating a boyfriend is not as sad as chupping my friends as your boyfriend like my younger sister did, isn’t it? And Barry didn’t get chupped until he was F3, wtf.
tze :
Date: January 24, 2008 @ 5:24 am
eh seriously why you create boyfriend hahaha damn funny ok hahahahahahahaha you really create account for him some more HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
me :
Date: January 24, 2008 @ 5:55 am
if i did this, i wont ever tell anyone.. EVER ahaha.. u are brave
it’s a good thing the american kid didnt find his picture in some account name zach
i love your shirt
i also love chocolates
estherbobester :
Date: January 24, 2008 @ 6:22 am
hahahahahaha!!! homg hahahahahaha!!! lol i don’t think it’s really normal lah..
but it makes your blog damn funny so nevermind =D
Porcupine :
Date: January 24, 2008 @ 6:43 am
Interesting…
A creative mind you have there Suet…
And what on earth in that orange colour thingy that you’re holding in your hands???
lenz :
Date: January 24, 2008 @ 7:10 am
In a totally unrelated note, how do you maintain the good skin as it’s so cold and dry there??
mustardqueen :
Date: January 24, 2008 @ 7:24 am
speechless on the imaginary bf part… But hahahaha u look like ur in serious denial that you didnt take the chocolates wtf!!!
lucy :
Date: January 24, 2008 @ 8:15 am
I’ve always been a silent reader…
But now…cannot tahan already…must….comment…..
Mine was called Josh….*blush*
ian :
Date: January 24, 2008 @ 8:33 am
Cool Shirt! Where did ya get it?
sweatlee :
Date: January 24, 2008 @ 1:09 pm
aud, WTF EH MAYBE LAH hahahhaha steps wtf i think so if not why got his pics on the net one!
baz, WHY U VERY LIKE TO TELL MY SECRETS ONE AH!!!!!!!!!
vss3t, fuh i thought i’m the only weird one hahah
michelle, WTF why u talked to him summore hahahah actually i think i got talk to my bf also wtf. thanks! it’s from zara, bought it for $10..rm33. got sale!
ailing, thankiu thankiu wtf
lesley, hahahhawhy u say your foot smelly wtf. haha ya that’s why i got bf now only i dare to tell me secret wtf
wenqi, wtf is that all!!
cryst, hahah thanks! i got it from zara for $10 only! got sale!
steph, yeah it’s in the past edi so nevermind lah, tell people so can make them laugh wtf
fiona, thankiu thankiu wtf HAHHAHA friends with the moffats why like this hahahahha i think you are worse hahaha
schmae, OMG really ah!! why so dumb one 21 yrs old edi summore wanna play pretend pretend! summore imagine until so big model and paris hahah
ozzie, yaaa that’s why i think he’s damn handsome wtf
huiwen, ya why ah am i so funny so am i in your list now?! wtf
sk, hahhaha he damn bad lah always tell my secrets wtf
angie, hahahahah why your hahaha out of box hahahahah nolah i thought he was damn hot last time! 12 yrs old only mah. and we supposedly ‘broke up’ edi that’s why single! hahaha WHY U WANNA FART HAHAHAHAH why are you so funny /boo. ANDY why the name so lame hahahah why not park ji-sung wtf hahaha
fuzzy, hahah why so sad he tak kena chupped until f3! and why your sis tell u after she chupped your frens one! so cute!
tze, if u were as fat as i was u’d do the same thing too WTF hahaha
me, hahahah nevermindlah it was a long time ago, tell people also nevermind lah. i got my shirt from zara during sales =)
esther, it is normal lah pls say it is wtf. heh thanksss
porcupine, it’s some chilli thing dunno what lah wtf
lenz, i dunnolah my skin very bad now compared to in msia. i use shiseido maybe that’s why? but finishing already T____T
mustard, ya i didnt! ok i didnt!!! wtf
lucy, HAHAHAH why you also got ah hahaha looks like it’s normal after all wtf
ian, i got it from zara! it was on sale, around $10..rm33. =D
Baz :
Date: January 24, 2008 @ 1:39 pm
johan: WTF your sis chupped me? in f3 i’d already stopped coming over to your house to play magic wat, wtf.
Jia Meei :
Date: January 24, 2008 @ 2:43 pm
You said you wanted to go on an eating spree when you’re back in Msia right!
Do you wanna… INVITE ZACHARY ALONG HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA
ping. :
Date: January 24, 2008 @ 3:56 pm
eh not bad the guy quite hot! hotter than barry hehehe
Fuzzy! :
Date: January 24, 2008 @ 6:35 pm
GB: No no no, my sis didn’t chup you. Some other girl did, la. I found out out also in f4. Of course, when they told me that Barry’s hot I ROFLMAOed ’cause I still remember you as My Magic Buddy.
Suet: AMAGAD [bimbo omg wtf], you serious? Have you ever SEEN Barry’s picture before form 3? Basically it’s the family minnie mouse pic but older. wtf. Hoho, let’s tell HIS secrets now. And no, she didn’t tell me. I just happened to pass by when she and her friends were chupping Adam Malik. <- Jock-Pretty boy in std 6 but now because of excessive training/eating looks like an ogre wtf.
Baz :
Date: January 24, 2008 @ 8:31 pm
ping: shadap lah i’ll get you back when i’m home for summer
jo: wei give me some credit lah i blossomed after that wtf. and send me a pic of adam!! i haven’t seen him in ages. and he’s still keeping our shared magic folder wtf. it has my only foil card that i won in a tournament in comics corner WTF.
amy :
Date: January 24, 2008 @ 11:55 pm
HAHAHA!!!
y barry so bad la, keep revealing more and more secrets!
its like the more u confess, the more he reveals!
and the friendster page… OMG! ROFLMAO!!!
clem :
Date: January 25, 2008 @ 7:45 am
HAHAHHAHAHA SUET HAHAHAHHAHA!
actually that’s kinda normal lah. not that i imagined anyone in particular.
kaze :
Date: January 25, 2008 @ 10:15 am
wow orange dildo!!!! wtf wtf
Liz :
Date: January 25, 2008 @ 11:04 am
ya wah is that an orange dildo wtf.
eh why u so cute!!! when i was in form1 all my friends had crushes on the seniors (… Im from an ALL-GIRLS school wtf) and i actually RECONSIDERED to create an imaginary ‘pet sis’ wtf. (the term that was used to describe … ‘close friendships between girls’ HAHA)
after some time only i knew there was nothing wrong with me not having crushes on older girls WTF. luckily didn’t dare to bluff abt my imaginary pet-sis! T_T
jessieloi :
Date: January 25, 2008 @ 12:16 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What In The World?!?!?!?!?!
Thank goodness you were only 12!!!
Otherwise what other excuse you wanna give for creating an imaginary bf!
Hahahahahaha.
And yes you zach does look like the guy from steps. HAHAHAHAHA
Fuzzy! :
Date: January 25, 2008 @ 12:17 pm
Late bloomer wtf. I’m just glad that you bloomed. OMG, now I’m laughing alone because I remembered that ear-to-ear grin in the photo. Wtf. Why so happy meet Minnie la???
Oh, and Adam’s friendster pic I messaged you in MSN d. He looks scary, wtf.
Murni Lou Shu Fan :
Date: January 25, 2008 @ 12:42 pm
one word for you— LOLZ!!~
sweatlee :
Date: January 25, 2008 @ 2:55 pm
jam, WTF HAHAHA can’t lah he’s in australia now wtf
ping, hahahha hor hor he angry at u edi
fuzzy, haha yala i always make fun of that pic one he was damnnnn ugly hahaha audrey also wtf
amy, yalah he damn bad lah wanna make ppl laugh at me! haha i was dammn creative right wtf
clem, what u mean that’s normal! i know u sure got imagine also one wtf
kaze, nolah wtf it’s a chili wtf
liz, hahahaha wtf if not now u like girls edi oooh no wonder u got tendencies to like girls la! ahhaha i had a lot pet bros last time wtf
jloi, laugh laugh very funny hor laugh harder wtf
murni, one word for you- WTF
Terence :
Date: January 25, 2008 @ 10:43 pm
hey I just stumbled upon ur blog and LOL that just made me ROFLMAO. I was having such a bad day but that totally made me feel so much better. You’re a life saver! In the form of self-induced embarrassment but still a life saver nonetheless.
Michael :
Date: January 26, 2008 @ 3:17 am
LOL!!!!!!!! do u know some boys have imaginary gf too? LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
sweatlee :
Date: January 26, 2008 @ 3:19 am
terence, thankssss i didn’t know i saved your life wtf haha
michael, WTF REALLY AH HAHAHHAHAH TELL ME TELL ME HAHAHHAHA
jessieloi :
Date: January 26, 2008 @ 10:36 am
Hahahahah. don’t lah angry. hahaha.
you have to admit, it must be funny thinking back about it…
Oselyne :
Date: January 27, 2008 @ 8:45 pm
nvm. i can bring tell him to go back to malaysia for you so that jia meei can see him too hahahaha.