Being aunty

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I’m leaving tomorrow and I’m so so sooooosososoososo sad T________T I don’t want to leave I want to stay here forever and be your companion!

I want to be the one who greets you with ‘baby baby babyyyyy’ when you come back from class. I want to be the one whom you cook indomie for. I want to be the one jumping on the bed and go ‘ok who can do the ugliest face to make the other person laugh first wins!’. I want to be the one to hug you when you get out of the shower shivering. I want to be the one you like to tickle to death.

This is by far our longest time together, ever. 6 whole solid weeks of each other, 6 whole solid weeks of not letting the other person out of your sight, 6 whole solid weeks of absolute happiness. I guess I’m not too greedy if I ask for 6 more weeks..or years? Sigh I don’t want to go back to studying! I somehow lost all my ambitions and now all I want to do is get married. and clean the house and take care of my kids wtf.

What happened to this girl who’s from a women’s college that says women have to be liberated and not stay in the kitchen wtf. I don’t mind staying in the kitchen if I get to see the person I love everyday *shallow wtf

The person I love digging my ear *big wet eyes

The person I love cutting my hair *big wet eyes.

Sigh so emo.

We went to the city yesterday and after 3 weeks of staying at home, we finally got to shop! I told myself that no matter what I cannot buy anything cause my bags are soooo full already but. sigh.

In the van to the city

I love my skirt from F21! Only $10! Seriously none of my stuff is above $10 wtf

The pair of shades is only $10! according to my theory, I should fling my arms wildly whenever I see anything below $10. Alas, I didn’t get it cause I just bought a pair for $5 a few days before that. It’s really nice though =(

This one is also $10! I don’t know why he didn’t get it though.

Sigh tell me lah how can I not resist the temptation to buy this! It’s so nice ok and if it’s more than $10 I wouldn’t have bought it. The original price is $30 and and this shop is usually quite pricey one! *finds excuses wtf

And I bought this jacket also. I have like a million jackets like this but this one is velvet and has gold trims how can anyone not buy anything velvety that has gold trims! Some more it’s also $10………………………….

I like it a lot *big wet eyes

Ya allah boyfriend singing to beyond again………………….

Today we went Purdue to watch Evita the musical cause it was sponsored by his college! Mmm I love free stuff. My motto in life is anything free is good! My mom always tells me that nothing in this world is free but she is wrong!! I spent the whole bus ride there thinking of what possible ways did this not come free but I can’t think of anything at all therefore that proves that this is indeed free!

Also, yesterday when I went to the mall, there was this girl selling some hair straightener. She wanted me to test it so ok lah I went ahead and the straightener was really good cause you can use it to curl or dry your hair as well!!! But it was so freaking expensive, around $150 for that. I obviously said no cause that’s so freaking expensive okay! So there you go, I got that free makeover on my hair for free, didn’t I?? Hohoho wtf

Also, all the free food samples in Giant are also free!! I love food samples omg i love them with all my heart and soul. The only reason why I always follow my mom while she shops for grocery is cause of the free food. I’ll seriously run like a mad woman whenever I catch sight of food stalls! Ask my mom! wtf but she’ll probably just say she doesn’t know me wtf

Then I’ll purposely walk past the stall again and take more and more food muahahhaha! and not buy them muahahahha! I’ll pretend that the food is damn nice and I’m really interested in buying them. I’ll ask the promoter how much is it, what’s inside, how to cook it blabla just so I can stand there and continue taking more food muahahha omg why am I like this but who cares! It’s free! muahaha wtf sometimes I don’t eat lunch/dinner just so I can fit in more free food WTF I BETTER STOP TALKING NOW!

Eh seriously why am I so aunty!?!?!?!?!?!#?$?!%!%@# I seriously am always the aunty amongst my friends. If we decide to go picnic, I’ll be the one packing the food, bringing the mat and tissue and cutleries and other things that no one will ever think of bringing but will always need. Like mandarin oranges. Seriously who will think of bringing mandarin oranges to a picnic right?!?! But don’t be foolish! Mandarin oranges are the best thing ever to bring on a picnic! You can peel it slowly while chatting with your friends, feed each other lovingly, spit the seeds out on the ground and let them grow!

And I bring water everywhere I go! Whenever someone is thirsty, trust me to be there! My friends will usually go “aiyah suet why you so aunty one! But thank god for you if not I’ll die of thirst!” You need to sneeze? No worries, I have tissues! Period came? Oh noes don’t worry I have a pad for you! Fell down and scraped your knee?? No problemo, I have plasters, which size do you need? Do you want the transparent one, the colorful one or the normal one? Something got stuck in between your teeth? Here, a toothpick for you!

omg the more I type the auntier I feel wtf so let me end this now. The end wtf.

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