Sweat Betul

Today I bought my first LV bag in a second-hand shop.

Today I also found out that the bag is fake (although it does look real..to me)

Today I experienced the coldest weather.

Today I also almost died in the cold (and of suffocation due to the many many layers)

Today I got angry a few times.

Today I also lashed out at someone who did nothing but asked me what was wrong.

Tomorrow, I will wear my fake LV bag out and not care what other people say.

Tomorrow, I will also laugh out loud and tell them how cheap my fake bag (that looks real..to me) is and laugh at them for spending so much on a bag.

Tomorrow, I will eat more so I won’t suffer in this weather.

Tomorrow, I will also wear one less layer cause I’m thy king.

Tomorrow, I will not get mad at trivial stuff.

Tomorrow, I will also tell my boyfriend I’m sorry for always making things so hard for him.

Tomorrow, I will be a better (wo)man.

I officially have 1 hour till tomorrow, so let me just be my angry bitchy self for now.

I am so bored. I am so bored. I amdpgweoberrpwbprdd.

I tried restraining myself from watching more dramas cause I know it’s a waste of time and I really don’t feel like reading. So, I did what any sane person who is bored out of her wits will do, I did this.

Okay so these pictures didn’t work out as well cause you can still see my hair dangling at the sides. But fret not, back in my blackhole days in good ol’ Mt Holyoke , I remember taking some pictures of me with all my hair up and no make up to show everyone how ugly I look without hair and how ugly I look from front, especially when I smile. So let’s try with those pictures.

But wait!

I already embarrassed myself greatly in my previous post with all those shameless expressions, can I go though life with everyone pointing their fingers at me, laughing in unison?

Sigh, I guess I can. wtf

This is how I look like with short blond hair and short pink hair wtf. Fuck lah I look damn ugly when I smile from front, some more don’t have my fringe to cover half my face wtf.

HAHAHHA NEXT ONE DAMN FUNNY

This is how I look like if I’m a guy! hahahahha damn real right?!!? OMG I DO look like a guy!!! Eh damn handsome lah wtf if I’m a girl I will sooo fall in love with him/her/myself wtf. This is also how I look like if I decide to turn into a dyke WTF (meaning, a butch..or a lesbian)

I’m smiling in the first pic so I thought hmm ok lah guys usually don’t smile so I tried using the don’t-smile-pic for the 2nd pic and it works! I look so much more like a guy!

Shit I’m so handsome, how?! wtf

If I have cool pink/red hair, and if I have Jennifer Aniston’s hair wtf

If I’m dorothy form wizard of the oz, and if I’m a middle class suburban wife wtf

mmm, I’m still drooling over that guy/me wtf. Sigh, the end of self-entertainment! Now, what should I do? Yahoo games? Dress-up games? Eat-and-see-how-fat-I-can-be game? I’ve already played them all!

Read more blogs? I’ve already read them all! Eh people, please blog more and leave your blog add here so I got more things to read can or not! I already know all the scandals and gossips in Malaysia already wtf but that’s still not enough!

Play the lawyer game on nintendo? But all I do is refer to the walk through every single sec, where is the fun in that!

Sleep? I sleep 10 hours a day is that not enough wtf

Watch dramas? I knew it! I knew this is the last resort. I guess I have no choice now. ‘Why why love’ here I come! Rainie Yang and Mike He, wait for me! wtf. I wanna watch A Step Into The Past but there are like over 50 episodes! Siao ah how to watch so many episodes! But wait, I AM thy king, aren’t I? I only wore one tshirt in winter, how can I not do this simple task?

Goodbye now, thy king has more important things to do.

Yay I just finished watching gossip girl! I have a new list of tv shows to watch but I really don’t think I should waste any more time cause a girl like me has more important things to do! Like solve cases and be the best lawyer in Japan! (a nintendo ds lite game wtf)

I have some pictures but before I begin, let me say something first. Yes, I am passionate about the american education and I really like helping people out with their application and educating more people about education opportunities in the US. It makes me feel good when people email me to thank me cause they really set their eyes on applying to study in america after reading more about it in my blog. It makes me happy knowing that there are people applying to my college and I know that’s all thanks to me.

But what does not make me happy is knowing how people expect me to give them information and treat me like I should be doing this. Look, I did this out of the kindness of my own heart. I add people I don’t know in my MSN and reply emails of application woes without getting paid. So please don’t treat me like I have to help you and act so demanding. Do I look like your school counselor?

I don’t mind answering questions but what I really mind is how people don’t make an effort whatsoever first before asking them. I already said clearly in my FAQ post to read tinkosong or other websites which were really helpful to me last time. So why didn’t they? All some people who emailed me do is shoot me questions and expect me to reply to them promptly. Once when I was in NY, I replied some emails telling them to wait since I was in an apple store and clearly couldn’t help them and you know what some of them said? “ok reply fast”

Like wtf? Do I look like your mom to you? (completely irrelevant)

I’m not mad at anyone I’m just complaining. Otherwise, like I said, I like helping people out cause I need more Msian friends here in the US anyway. Also, please email me if you want to know more and not ask me to email you. And please have the decency to at least say thank you after I tell you what you need to know. I need to know that Malaysians have their manners too.

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Man, I’m so good at pool these days and I have no idea why!

This is how I play wtf

Laundry room

Pool table wtf

Escaping wtf

Wet hair and swollen lips =(

And I’m gonna do Jiameei’s meme now on different facial expressions! I cheated. Instead of finding old pictures, I took all these today.

This is how I look like when I’m really hungry

This is when I feel fat and all I feel like doing is press my face like that until I die wtf

This is when there are lotsa people around me so I have to pick my nose discreetly by pretending that I’m just scratching my nostrils WTF

This is my face when I ask “who farted? not me!” in disgust (but it’s actually me who farted one wtf) DAMN UGLY HAHAHAHA

Guess what face is this. Messy and satisfied wtf

How I look like being punched. I tried drinking water so when he punched me then I can spit the water out wtf but it didn’t work.

One of our favorite pastimes is taking stupid shots of ourselves. One of us will go, okay do this and this face and we’ll do it! Damn fun!

ok do “I just failed my exam” face!

ok do “someone just caught us having sex” face!

ya allah why my bf’s face like this wtf

ok do “mmm this is the hardest shit in the world” face!

ok do “oh no my son is gay” face!

wtf

The end.

ps: Oh, and to further prove why I absolutely deserve to be the king of the world and everyone should bow to me again,

-10 celcius with snow falling and ONLY a flimsy piece of cotton? I rule man. I RULE! (don’t mind that I look damn short here. Although I AM that short)

I don’t even know whose fault this is to begin with. It started with one person, and then two, and then a whole bunch of them at the same time! All of my friends kept saying “look you really have to give this a try, it’s really good and you won’t regret it”. So I did, I gave it a try a month ago but I didn’t understand anything at all. Yeah you all know what I’m talking about. Gossip Girl, that’s what!

Tze and Jiameei and Aud and THE WHOLE FREAKING WORLD said I should give it a try so I did yesterday at 1 am. From then till now, I’ve watched 8 episodes of that show back to back. It’s crazy and I’m going crazy and my boyfriend’s going crazy. I’m watching it on a website and the worst thing is, the website automatically switches the next episode on when an episode ends! So whenever I finish one ep and say to myself that that’s enough, the next episode plays and with the fast connection here, I don’t even have to wait for it to load!

No loading time, a website that automatically switches the show on for you=no resting time at all. My favorite ONE TREE HILL is also back and I’ve watched the first 2 episodes meaning..in the past 8 hours excluding my sleeping time, I’ve watched 10 episodes of TV shows which ALSO means I only had 10 mins in between each episode to stretch and catch my breath. Oh wait, in that 8 hours, I also managed to beat this guy’s ass in pool..twice.

I have no idea how I did it. First, how did I manage to watch 10 episodes in 8 hours AND play two games of pool AND eat AND pee?

Secondly, how did I manage to walk in a 6 degree celcius weather with only and ONLY one tshirt? Which is completely irrelevant but since we’re at this, I think I can now come to a conclusion that I indeed am a superwoman.

And of course, I’m still Thy King. After my two major accomplishments above, that is beyond anyone’s doubt anymore. Whoa, how can anyone not acknowledge the fact that I’m a superior being knowing that I just watched 10 episodes of TV shows and only wore one tshirt in winter! Who could have thunk that I, that I..am that great.

And my last accomplishment to add to that fawesome list of achievements is that I typed this WHOLE entry while peeing. I am truly remarkable. So insanely great that I don’t even have an adjective to describe my superbness anymore.

p.s: I love Blair!! she is sooo cute and pretty and so Blair! Su ann told me that Lindsay Lohan was supposed to play Blair and omg let’s just all take a moment to thank god that that didn’t happen.

My boyfriend is saying stuff like how he has lost his girlfriend to a tv show and that he will jump off this building now if I don’t stop watching and pay him some attention. You know what I shall say to him? i know you love me XOXO! that’s what! muahahah wtf. okay that’s something you’ll only know if you watch gossip girl too.

Bye no time to waste!

Haha everyone tertipu that I cut my hair I’m so good at lying! I didn’t want to lie at first but then it looked so real right? All I did was tie my hair in a high small bun and push the remaining down to my left side (which is why all the pictures are of me from the left only).

I like how I look with short hair so I might cut it when I go back to Msia for summer, just for a change. The last time I cut my hair real short was in Form 3 and everyone called me mushroom for a good month or two T__T I regretted it for years and lived in darkness wtf. To cut hair here in US, it will probably cost you around $50 plus another maybe $15 for tips. Damn expensive okay and that price doesn’t guarantee you a nice haircut at all. Therefore, I’ve decided to entrust my precious hair in the hands of my boyfriend and his layering scissors tomorrow for a slight trim. My hair is reaching my butt now and that’s wayyy too long for me to handle.

I just watched No Country For Old Men and am having mixed feelings about it now. I’m someone who totally live by IMDB and I trust that site with all my heart and soul. If IMDB says it’s an 8.6 then I really believe that it’s an 8.6! If IMDB says it’s a 5 then by no means am I gonna watch such a stinkin’ show! I came out of the cinema feeling like I should like the movie but at the same time not know if I really liked it. It’s a good movie, of course, but I’m just not so sure if it deserves an 8.6 on IMDB.

*spoiler ahead*

It’s a disturbing movie about how messed up this world really is. It’s about this hunter who accidentally chanced upon some dead Mexicans, drugs and $2 million and it’s a wild goose chase between that hunter, a deranged serial killer, a sheriff and more Mexicans. The show ended with the hunter dead after being killed by the mexicans, his wife dead after being killed by the serial killer who killed her just for the heck of it and the killer walked away free. The moral of the story? Sometimes things are meant to be left alone. If you’ve already gave in your best and couldn’t do nothing no more, then maybe it’s time to give up. The sheriff gave up on the chase so he got away scott-free, the hunter didn’t, so he ended up dead.

I like how the killer wasn’t caught in the end cause in reality, not all the bad people are caught anyway. This ain’t a country for old men, and how true that sounds. In fact, this ain’t a place for nobody to live in anymore. That movie scared the hell outta me. I came out thinking of how dangerous this whole world really is and ain’t anyone can do nothing about it. I hate that.

I’m an idealist at heart. I want this world to be the way I envisioned it to be. Happy. Happy. and happy. I want no war, I want everyone to speak the same language, have the same religion (if die die also want a religion) and to love everyone. If God really exist, then why does he create such an ugly world? Yeah yeah I know what people are gonna say to that. You’re gonna say that God didn’t make the world this way, people did, right? I say go to bed and when you wake up with better replies than that, then I’ll listen to you. I don’t see why anyone needs to believe in a superior someone, someone who’s supposedly omnipotent and omniscient, and yet return nobody’s pleas. (but let’s talk about this some other time)

I also watched Sweeney Todd the other day and I liked it. I’ve never not like anything that has Johnny Depp in it and again, he does not disappoint. Lotsa blood in the movie which is okay cause I covered my eyes through it all wtf. But oh he’s soooo good, as usual.

Eh my this post damn kao sien right?! Talk about old men and barber, like who cares?! Okay let’s move on to more interesting topics like how I’m so hooked on this game on Nintendo DS Lite and when I put make up on my boyfriend hohoho.

This is me playing Ace Attorney. It’s a lawyer game where you have to solve cases etc which is really fun!!

This is Barry’s eye with make up. His eyelashes damnnn long! He doesn’t let me put the rest of the pictures and I’m gonna be a good girl and do what he says cause he’s gonna do something real bad to me if I don’t..

We cooked fish curry for his host family the other day *salivates. It was soooo spicy. I think I can’t eat spicy food anymore T__T

More dogs, if you’re not sick of seeing animals in my blog already.

p.s: Okay Timothy pimped me on his blog and my hits went up like 100 or so and I told him I can easily pump up his too so click on his link cause there’s this damn hot girl on his blog ok! (wtf .oh and he’s the founder of nuffnang so if you visit his blog right, he’ll give you more ads one!! wtf)

p.p.s: This is damn outdated but if anyone needs SAT prep books, please tell me.

Eh shit lah this is my most boring entry to date okay let me add something to spice it up.

I’m officially 49.8 kg now. (48.5 in the morning, 48.2 after I pee) There you go T_________T I know I don’t look like it but I AM that fat okay. I’m only 156 cm so that is rather heavy ok. *whine whine whine like a girl wtf

I just can’t help it that I like food so much. Tze was telling me that she loses a lot of weight during exams cause she won’t eat but me, me..T______T

Queen Suet says: if im studying, the only thing i look forward to is when i wanna eat wtf
Queen Suet says: like around 5 then very kan cheong cause dinner time coming wtf
Queen Suet says: so cant concentrate and study wtf
tzeching. says: WTF HAHAHAAHAHHA
tzeching. says: and u wonder why you’re fat wtf

woe is me, AGAIN!

p.p.p.s: yes we did say wtf after every sentence, good observation skill i must say.