Kotex is the shiznit
February 5, 2008 12:13 am AdvertorialThis is an advertorial wtf
Great it’s that time of the month again. If you know me when I was in Form 5, I’m sure you know how much I hated period. I hated it so much that I threatened my ovaries to stop producing eggs or else I’ll surgically remove them from my body. I also hated it so much that I wrote seriously emo entries about how I rather die than be a woman. Yes, now you can tell how much I hated my period T__T
Anywayyy, I’ve been using Kotex since I was maybe 15, when I found out that their packaging is WAYYY cooler than other products. Do you know what I’m talking about? There the cartoonish looking girls!
Kotex is now launching their new product called Soft and Smooth Ultrathin Wing and it absorbs two times faster!
It has a bi-fluid blue layer so woot! now I don’t have to wait for my pad to work its wonder while discretely tugging at it! You know that feeling of wetness and you always have to move your pad around cause it’s super uncomfortable?! Yuck I hate hate hate hate it!
Imagine tugging at it while walking then people see how! Seriously damn embarrassing right? But which one should I choose, to die of embarrassment or to feel a tad more comfortable?? Now with this pad that absorbs two times faster, there won’t be that feeling of wetness=no more tugging=no more dying of embarrassment!
Wah I seriously sound like TV commercial wtf haha
Ok ehem, continue. As the name suggests, this pad is also ultrathin so you don’t have to worry about the pad being visible!
Super thin right like paper only!!
HAHAHAHAH you know sometimes how a pad is so bulky that it makes you look like you have a talala? A ding ding dong? God those terms make me crack! hahahaha wtf. Yeah so anyway I always wear bulky pads cause I want them to absorb more and faster and always risk looking like I have a talala. Schlong. Whatever you want to call that male organ of copulation lah. So yay now no more schlong for me!
Not only that, a thick pad made things so terribly inconvenient last time when I used to play basketball every day. Sigh back in those good ol’ days when I used to be so fit =( Although the only exercise I get each day now is..erm..walk up the stairs wtf, but for you perople who still play sports (yeah yeah good for you *sour wtf) a thinner pad will always be better!
Last note: If you wanna know, they also have that softouch cover with embossed floral designs which I love so much. Makes me feel really happy even though reaching for a pad is the saddest thing to do. But then again, not getting your period when you want it to come is a sadder thing lah haha.
Wah I can write damn a lot just on pads hor I wonder why I can’t write as much for my assignments .
There you go, my first advertorial *big wet eyes..and it’s about pad wtf. So what! Pads are a fact of life too ok! And I only did it cause I do use Kotex and I do like it and I do think bulky pads make me look like I have a dick wtf.
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What I did since I came here which I’m really proud of:
1. Bathe everyday. Seriously I really thought it’ll be too cold to bathe here but because of the hot shower, I ended up bathing everyday cause hot showers are THE SHIZNIT.
2. Only put on 1/2kg so far (it fluctuates) I’m so proud!!!!!!!111 people say they usually put on more than 5 kg haha but that’s not my goal, my goal is to lose more weight before I go back so no one can say I’m fatter already >=(
3. Remain sane and get good grades. Hallelujah wtf please let me remain sane and get good grades this semester too. Normally, people take 16 credits a semester but I’m taking 19 this time T____T I didn’t have a choice huhu lazy wanna explain why.
Ya allah ah ne ne roommate listening to techno songs and tamil songs wtf. Aud thinks she’s secretly a shuffler in disguise wtf. When I’m brave enough, I’ll ask her if she’s a DJ wtf. Tamil songs….*faints.
p.s: seriously I REFUSE TO accept the fact that chinese new year is the day after tomorrow and I’m not there to celebrate it. I still can’t believe it. It’ll be the saddest day of my life =(
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ozzie :
Date: February 5, 2008 @ 2:45 am
hahaha ah ne ne. i was like wtf is ah ne ne and then i realise T______T
if you scared its too bulky, theres always tampons LOL.
jessLoke :
Date: February 5, 2008 @ 2:48 am
i sudah type the comment many times lar. it wont appear one.
cis
anyways. if this comment appears.
GO KOTEX!!!
jessLoke :
Date: February 5, 2008 @ 2:50 am
ahahahahaha.
ur post is the savior to my boring workplace that sells factories equipment.
“ah ne ne roomate?” “shuffler in disguise”???!??!?!
made me laugh out loud in the quiet office then getting weirds stares.
I like the nice cartoon animation on kotex also! makes period so happy and flowery and powerpuff girl ish!
anyways use a tampon lar!
skyler :
Date: February 5, 2008 @ 3:09 am
Suet it’s abunene not just ah ne ne don’t confuse people.
GONG XI FA CAI GONG XI GONGXI
Michelle :
Date: February 5, 2008 @ 3:37 am
No, it’s not Chinese New Year. It’s Year New Chinese.
=D
tze :
Date: February 5, 2008 @ 7:29 am
eh just use tampons la u will seriously forget you’re having your period! i hate pads la always have wet feeling
vainjupiter :
Date: February 5, 2008 @ 7:31 am
Try mooncup…http://www.mooncup.co.uk/
I am not where to get it in US…
CraSH :
Date: February 5, 2008 @ 7:57 am
hey! back to school?
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR…
the ah ne ne is playing tamil songs huh? maybe you should play some chinese new year songs LOUD!! and say its religion just to bug the hell out of her. haha
jesslyn :
Date: February 5, 2008 @ 8:43 am
well .. pads still d safest thing ever, y i said so??
tze: well firstly not to scare you guys but to share a true story from my friend, at once she was so used to put tampons every-time during her period until a day she felt sth happen after diagnosis by doc found out that her vagina was infected by a kind of yeast, it’s harmless but yet it will relapse even after medication due to frequent use of tampons as the ‘cotton’ thingy stay deep inside our body for some times….
after all, doc always advice us better not to use tampons if possible
mell :
Date: February 5, 2008 @ 10:38 am
omg you are so funny!!! you can even make an advertorial sound so funny! talala? hahahha lololol anyway i like kotex too!
Jia Meei :
Date: February 5, 2008 @ 11:28 am
Eh eh eh Suet… HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR wtf
I get my period once every 3 months. I save money (on pads)!
jessieloi :
Date: February 5, 2008 @ 1:49 pm
I’m a kotex-er! Love it, especially the colours. Not as dull as other brands. Hahaha. When you look at the shelves where pads are displayed, kotex always stands out. Hahahaha.
Eh eh those that are still in malaysia will celebrate with you on the third day k. Don’t so sedih.
Angie :
Date: February 5, 2008 @ 1:51 pm
ei ! And I also said ” you should dance rave behind her to show that u guys have mutual interest” why you didn’t write abt it, you didn’t think itz funny hor ! *being annoying*
Simon Seow :
Date: February 5, 2008 @ 2:47 pm
Time to get ang paus, yeah. Kung chuk nie, hok yip jun po, ching chun siong jue and sang dai gin hong.
marianne :
Date: February 5, 2008 @ 9:28 pm
I HAVE AN INDIAN ROOMIE TOO!
so i totally get u !
and im so moviing out next term.
cant take it no more yo.
lesley :
Date: February 5, 2008 @ 9:42 pm
whisper is the best la..kotex is attractive in terms of the packaging. laurier sucks donkey ass OK! c*b*i brand that one.
Happy Chinese New Year, Suet!
wenqi :
Date: February 5, 2008 @ 11:43 pm
me, skyler and michelle call them abunene. once i called up this girl for an interview and guess what? the called ring tone is a tamil song wtf.
happy cny. dun be sad. and dun die coz of hw overload.
amy :
Date: February 5, 2008 @ 11:52 pm
not getting ur period when u want it to come is hell!
i missed my period for over 2 months. then when it came this month i was so happy!!! -_-”
btw, u think its bad having to wear a pad when ure playing basketball? try it during ballet lessons, when ure wearing a leotard and have to do splits and stuff
sweatlee :
Date: February 6, 2008 @ 1:50 am
ozzie, how can u not know that! wtf. nola tampon very uncomfortable laa i dont like
jessloke, why won’t appear! what workplace?? oh ya i think you told me before haha. dunwan tampon lar so painful later disappear inside how wtf
skyler, it’s ahnene ok!!! i never heard of abunene before. summore abu is a perfectly normal malay name wtf.
michelle, HUH? wtf
tze, eh dunwanla i scared the tampon go in forever wtf. the first time i tried it i was 15 and was at sunway lagoon wtf damn pain la until can cry cause i was still tight wtf wtf
vainjupiter, huh what’s that?
crash, yalah long time back edi..huhuh so much work! dunwanla i wanan live in peaceee
jesslyn, oh really ah!! luckily i never use tampon one! thanks for telling!
mell, thankiu thankiu i also dunno why am i so funny wtf.
jam, happy cny T___________T why ur period so irregular?!?!
jess, ok u all better come online k T___T if not i’ll cry myself to sleep T___T
angie, hahahahhaha ya wtf i forgot about that edi hahaha cause damn lame wtf
simon, hahah i understood that perfectly! woot! no angpows for me this yr T_T and next..and next..and forever T___T
marianne, eh really ah!!! but mine got depression one wtf
lesley, actually i tried all before and all also quite good what! actually i always buy whichever brand that is the cheapest la wtf i feel all the same only. happy cny too!
wenqi, why abunene seriously?? i thought either ah ne ne or apun ne ne wtf. hahaha then she never get the interview ah? hor hor racist wtf
amy, horrr why u missed your period horrr naughty girl wtf. yaya that sounds worse wei! but still equally bad la ok.
amy :
Date: February 6, 2008 @ 3:51 am
btw, i did ur tag!
clem :
Date: February 6, 2008 @ 5:44 am
i hateee cny gonna have my reunion dinner soon and.. long family story lah that i dont feel like saying but its gonna be really awkward.
yeah see you in like 3 days time!
skyler :
Date: February 6, 2008 @ 8:35 am
Hahaha I was gonna say at Nuffnang we say abunene and you cannot be one of us if you don’t then I saw wenqi’s comment. Apun is abu la wtf
Eh CNY I am not going anywhere come play isketch with me T___T
Dolly :
Date: February 6, 2008 @ 2:44 pm
I still prefer whisper!! it can absorb better than kotex..
sweatlee :
Date: February 6, 2008 @ 4:53 pm
amy, i saw it =D
clem, i saw your post…=(
skyler, hahahah wtf. okla fine im not one of you =( dunwanla i wanna stay in my room and emo wtf
dolly, haha actually i feel all also same only!
cynthiathia :
Date: February 8, 2008 @ 12:18 pm
a talala, a dingdingdong = WTF LOL.
Happy CNY, mine is rather strange this year too, so boo
and your story reminded me of my own childhood memories *sigh
babes me linky you mmkay
elle :
Date: February 11, 2008 @ 8:34 am
errrmmm… use tampons!
tony :
Date: August 13, 2008 @ 10:45 am
if u wanna make some easy money ladies e mail me at apc.pamroberts@yahoo.com, i like to buy a ladies used sanitary pads.
emily :
Date: May 13, 2009 @ 8:27 am
ladies dont reply to apc.pamroberts@yahoo.com he is a con man,he is offering to buy used sani pads and tampons from you,he says he will send u a supply of tampons etc and pay you very well but he sends neither,he just tries to get you to tell him dirty intimate things and gets off on it,he’s a very clever but weird man be wary ladies,ive recently been drawn in by him and its not nice.
Emily xx
Krystal Caroline :
Date: May 25, 2009 @ 11:34 am
I agree with Emily - do not get involved with apc.pamroberts@yahoo.com. He is a con man and unfortunately I did not read Emily’s warning until it was too late. He does not pay the cash he is offering on used sanitary towels.