Sunny Sunday
March 3, 2008 10:37 pm Funny Suet, Random SuetThe next two weeks will be the worst weeks of my life T____T I’ve said this before but I’m saying it again to reemphasize how much work I have. 3 papers due next week, 2 midterms and endless readings. I did 1/2 of my paper the whole weekend (which is seriously not a minor feat) but considering that I used 2 whole days to do 2 pages, I will need at least another 3 weeks for the rest!
Please please let me wake up tomorrow and realize that I can move twice as fast as before without even realizing it. Like I’ll be moving in my usual pace but I actually have two times the amount of hours in a day wtf. I have two options laid down before me now: either 1. sleep less (i need 8 hours a day or I’ll feel like a dead log all the time) or 2. run where ever I go since I can’t possibly waste time on walking slowly
But of course, I have the 3rd option which is simply not possible for someone like me to do. 3. GODDAMIT STOP PROCRASTINATING! The whole weekend I didn’t procrastinate much (maybe only a total of 2 hours a day?) and I only did 2 pages leh so I don’t think option 3 is that effective nyehehe.
Okay let me type this post real real fast so I can get started on my work! Energizer bunny coming in! wtf yeah I know that was lame but that’s what lack of time does to people.
All pictures resized automatically to 320×240 cause no time to resize one by one! This is my beautiful campus on a sunny sunday =)
Shan2 and I after brunch of white chocolate+caramelized banana crepes and bacon =)))))
Me in my pajamas outside Chapin.
Grr hate the cold!
Our names in the snow in Chinese written by me! My name means snow *big wet eyes. I don’t know what hers means lah she held my hand to help me write it wtf like a kid
Preparing to throw a snowball at her!
Her throwing one back at me T__T
<3!
Petting a dog on a sunday walk =) After I petted him, he went and rolled around in the snow!! How cute is that! And then he sat there in the snow for 30 seconds and got up and shivered! hahaha
Snow snow go away! Come again another year, or never.
“Hey Suet you have a white butt hahahahahhAHAHHAH”
Wow Shanshan! that is SO funny! I think I can write a joke book based on that! Good job! excellent! Bravo! You are born to be a comedian! Cool! Neat!
Our dorm! Not really since I’m not really staying here for real.
Snow covered boots
Spiderman
Random
Random
The end! I wrote down things I have to do today and I budgeted an hour for blogging but I only took 30 mins! God heard my prayer and granted me the ability to move faster than a normal human being! Wow good job! excellent! neat! bravo! super!
Speaking of jokes, here are some jokes traded around Aud’s room yesterday night.
From Angela,
There was once a mochi and a rock who are archenemies. Rock told Mochi that if he ever sees him again, he’ll throw him into the sea. Mochi then hid in the cave for 5 years and after 5 years, he came out. Rock saw him and said “hey you mochi! Imma throw you into the sea!” Rock then threw Mochi into the sea. The end.
From Shan2,
There are two cats, one white and one black. Both are fighting for a fish and when the white one got it instead, what did the black one said?
MEOW! What else can a cat say =.= highlight to see answer!
From Aud,
This is from the show Full house la so if you’ve seen it then you’d know!
There is a super fast tortoise and a super slow rabbit in a race. Who won?
Super fast tortoise of course!
Now there is a super slow rabbit with a tortoise in shades. Who won?
The tortoise took out his shades and he’s actually the super fast tortoise in disguise! HAHAHHAHA
From me,
These are from some website on knock knock jokes wtf yeah how original.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Yo mama
Yo mama who?
This is seriously yo mama! Now open the damned door!
HAHAHAH
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Old lady
Old lady who?
Oh I didn’t know you can yodel! hahahhahaha
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Woo
Woo who?
Alright don’t get so excited it’s just a knock knock joke!
From Angie again,
Once there were two lovers who got separated cause the guy had to go war. He told the girl to meet him after 5 years in the beach or something. After 5 years, the guy came but didn’t see the girl anywhere. He got tired of waiting and threw the ring he meant to gave his gf into the sea. On the other end of the beach, the girl was waiting for him and then! she suddenly saw something floating in the sea! What did she see?
THE MOCHI THAT WAS THROWN BY THE ROCK HAHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHHAA DAMN FUNNY HAHAHA OK THE END BYE
in the end i used 1 hour =___________________________=
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aud :
Date: March 3, 2008 @ 11:07 pm
OH you gave me credit for the rabbit and tortoise joke hahahaa i damn funny right i can be a comedian wtf
twinkle :
Date: March 3, 2008 @ 11:23 pm
HEhehe… zaman sekolah/tadika/uni…
Anyway…. u will finish everything b4 u know it. DOn’t worry… I know la because been there b4. Sampai tak tidur 2 malam!!! Stupid programming!!
fiona :
Date: March 3, 2008 @ 11:41 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i rmb my friend told me that last joke 2 yrs ago. i laughed so hard for days and my friends didn’t even think it was that funny. lol.
good luck w/ essaying!
Michael :
Date: March 4, 2008 @ 12:20 am
nice pics,though i like summer more, cos i love flowers that are super nice and colourful(i’m not gay ok)
Some of the jokes are lame lol, gives me the expression =.=.
P.S: it means coral reef. Very valuable in chinese dysnasties era. (at least better than having a “gold” in your name =.=)
siowmay :
Date: March 4, 2008 @ 12:35 am
ur jokes…damn hilarious wei…
hahahha…at least they layan-ed me for a few minutes..lol
kimberlycun :
Date: March 4, 2008 @ 12:54 am
wah i read all of that..
Kris :
Date: March 4, 2008 @ 2:44 am
haha damn funny man. ur blog is like a comic book at times and it occupies my procrastination time wtf which is a good thing wei
pinkpau :
Date: March 4, 2008 @ 2:50 am
sigh liew suet li i donno why you’re so weird
Hayley :
Date: March 4, 2008 @ 3:54 am
ahaha…like ur jokes..;D
and lurve ur picts too..snow is cool eh?
all da best to u lo…^_^
Porcupine :
Date: March 4, 2008 @ 4:00 am
The Mochi thrown by the rock?
I don quite understand wor…
lulu :
Date: March 4, 2008 @ 5:28 am
the snow so nice :S
and ur jacket and ur hair too!
hui wen :
Date: March 4, 2008 @ 5:39 am
HAHAHAHA wtf your lame jokes! Angie’s first joke damn stupid! Hahaahahaha, can feel my IQ drop after this post HAHAHA. And and and! I guessed the punchline to the ‘what is floating in the sea’ joke! Why am I like this too. T_T
Shaen :
Date: March 4, 2008 @ 5:46 am
Wakaka i love the last joke about the Mochi floating.. Rather lame but that is what i love about it *big white grin
kellster :
Date: March 4, 2008 @ 6:36 am
love the uggs woman!
wish one day i could see real snow too
Cass :
Date: March 4, 2008 @ 6:46 am
the only expression i had while reading all that was -______________________-
i din laugh a single bit! am i losing my laughing ability wtf.
wenqi :
Date: March 4, 2008 @ 7:06 am
i didn’t understand the last part..
and yay pinkpau says u are weird too!!!!
michellesy :
Date: March 4, 2008 @ 7:11 am
AHAHAH - eh can feel you are damn stressed di babe! so many lame jokes wtf.
u know what my sister answered to the ‘ what was floating in the sea’ joke? A PIECE OF SHIT WTF. why does it HAVE to involve excrement ar her answer wtf *sweats*
don’t panic ok suet, you always pull through wan. i think you are so kancheong cos your standards damn high ok. so relaxxxxx - but don’t relax on top of the bed lah can, damn sure 100% will fall asleep wan wtf. i speak from personal experience wtf.
and your name damn poetic ok. snow writing in snow wtf. your parents damn good taste - like the heroine in one of those old fashioned chinese novels liddat
tzeching :
Date: March 4, 2008 @ 7:45 am
eh the jokes not funny at all ok so lame! but i miss lame jokes with the club T___T
evvy :
Date: March 4, 2008 @ 8:21 am
I laughed nonstop at the tortoise in shades one hahahahahahahahaha oh god that’s funny.
why are u in your pjs?
hL :
Date: March 4, 2008 @ 9:15 am
hey i heard a lot of the gang saying ur room mate’s pretty? but i think ur the prettiest of all the pretties!!! ahahah!!. hey suet =). buy me sth nice from there when u get back
Jia Meei :
Date: March 4, 2008 @ 9:55 am
HAHAHAHA I like Angie’s joke! I get it!
But they’re all lame you know I love youuuu
Did you lose weight sayang and all the best with your work I promise I won’t disturb you online
Simon Seow :
Date: March 4, 2008 @ 10:16 am
I think Shan’s name means sea coral.
Simon Seow :
Date: March 4, 2008 @ 10:22 am
So, you’re coming for the pyjamas party too. Cool.
ron :
Date: March 4, 2008 @ 10:31 am
jia you jia you and stop procrastinating! oh, maybe u can tell us how we can help u la. ur workload sounds crazy!
sweatlee :
Date: March 4, 2008 @ 10:54 am
aud, yes u can wtf *gives false hope wtf
twinkle, haha ok! *semangat
fiona, which joke?? all also funny ok hahhaa
michael, yaaa i like summer too! dont like winter boohoo. where got lame damn funny ok hahaha
why? u have gold in ur name ah? gold nice what! fatt choi wtf
siowmay, hahha thankiu thankiu!
kim, why dunwan to read all meh =(
kris, hahah thankiu i dunno why am i so funny too wtf
pinkpau, which part of me is weird!! the funny part or the lame part wtf
hayley, cool ah..dunno la sigh i’m sick of it already. thanks!
porcupine, remember the first joke? the rock threw the mochi into the sea? then it came back in the last joke la hahhahah
lulu, hahah thanks!! =DD ‘m sick of the snow already tho..
huiwen, hahha i guess lame ppl flock together wtf. we must so meet up next time! the club+flat hair flat wtf
shaen, haha ya damn funny right!!
kellster, haha those uggs are old! have to buy new one already. go snow wonderland in genting wtf. nola u will, one day =)
cass, why u din laugh =____________= damn damn funny until dunno what ok!!
wenqi, there! the rock threw the mochi in the sea in the first joke! then now it’s back..with a vengeance wtf hahahah. i dunno why she say im weird when im so funny wtf wtf
michelle, shit wtf dman fking random ok hahahahah ya im very relaxed now compared to last few days so i’ll be fine =) thanks. snow in snow ya so nice hor haih thankiu mummy daddy altho my grandma almost named me SUET MOI OMG OMG THANK GOD SHE CHANGED HER MIND
tze, damn funny ok where s ur sense of humor wtf hahahha woo who wtf
evvy, hahha ya dman funny! it’s aud’s signature joke haha. cause i just woke up to go eat brunch ma so lazy wanna change.
hl, u’re so sweet my love! everyone said wah 33 so pretty u so ugly boohoo dunwan u edi settle la im only buying stuff back for u then! wht do u want?
jam, hahah thankiu for getting it hahaha no i dont think i lose weight sigh =(
simon, eh dunno wor she told me it means slow wtf. how to go party u fly me over la ok =(
ron, haha ok i will jia you! how to help me? nola cant la have to write paper nobody can help even god wtf
Michael :
Date: March 4, 2008 @ 11:49 am
nononononono….i dont have any gold in my name ok =.= sounds vry lame/un-glam in chinese lol (no offense to those who have ar~my personal opinions only)
U remind me of an old lady who called me ah fatt despite knowing my name bcos my name is too “advanced” (hard to pronouce? =.=”)
P.S: ei. post some good jokes la. Like your unglam/ hideous pics. Guaranteed blog hits muahahahhahahah
jessieloi :
Date: March 4, 2008 @ 11:50 am
HAHAHAHAH angela’s second part of the joke is super funny, HAHAHA.
Baz :
Date: March 4, 2008 @ 12:13 pm
damn gong lah you!! say got a lot of work some more can take so many pics and blog so much!! you’d better be done with your papers when i get back ah, otherwise i won’t help edit!
miss you huhu. i hate being on tour, i wish you were here with me and we can explore at our own pace and laugh at stuff together =( and i can show off my intelligence by explaining everything to you! haih have to talk to the prof’s father instead wtf no lah not that sad ok joking only just to make you laugh wtf.
love, from berlin!
Angie :
Date: March 4, 2008 @ 1:43 pm
Why no one answer your question to my joke wan ??? Maybe they dont know itz a question they just think itz the lamest joke in the world .please tell everyone itz a question n must answer wtf. huuhuhuhu
keshia :
Date: March 4, 2008 @ 1:59 pm
haha!
lame also i laugh
funnier than uk jokes!
fish fish :
Date: March 4, 2008 @ 3:09 pm
Do you like some good ole buttery pineapple cookies from Malaysia to ease your stress?
CraSH :
Date: March 4, 2008 @ 10:34 pm
busy busy huh? when is spring break?
elise :
Date: March 4, 2008 @ 10:47 pm
why cant u stay with shanshan (officially)? reslife wont let u move?
sweatlee :
Date: March 5, 2008 @ 1:51 am
michael, wtf why is that a joke!! so cool ok wtf will blog abt somethg like that next time!
jloi, i think you’re the only one who said it’s funny! she’ll be so happy hahah
baz, why u like that =( go berlin edi still wanna scold me wtf
eh why the prof father also went ah! so nice one! okok bye love you
angie, why u like this =_________= must highlight la for answer aiyoyoy
keshia, why uk got jokes also meh!
fish, YES OMG YES OMG I LOVE PINEAPPLE TARTS OMG did you make some??
crash, in two weeks T____________T
elise, sigh a very complicated problem la they already assigned someone to live with her so now we’re trying to ask that someone if she can go elsewhere anot but reslife say cannot we already assign blabla
missycheerio :
Date: March 5, 2008 @ 3:34 am
wah your jokes are superb lame man.
but blardy made me laughed like crap. good luck!
michellesy :
Date: March 5, 2008 @ 8:42 am
suet moi wtf!
might as well call ah moi lah wtf. then it sounds more effortlessly ah lian wtf. suet moi sounds too try hard di wtf.
wenqi :
Date: March 5, 2008 @ 9:48 am
i knew that… but i seem to still not get it
i knew that it came from the first joke but.. but… haiyahhh.. i give up!!
Angie :
Date: March 5, 2008 @ 12:31 pm
sweat I saw something on upper lake .. what is that ?
clem :
Date: March 5, 2008 @ 9:38 pm
damn funny the jokes lol. the tortoise and the mochi.
when i told the jokes again to some two other people they were like -__-” lol
sweatlee :
Date: March 5, 2008 @ 11:42 pm
missy, hahaha good la made u laugh!
thanks!
michelle, WTF try too hard hahahha wtf
wenqi,ahahah ok i explain next time!
angie, WTF =.= i really thought u saw somethg
clem, hahaha who are they! must laugh ok wtf
esil3 :
Date: March 6, 2008 @ 1:07 am
ah? then u will get kicked out and u must move all the way back to ham/macg? (forgot which one). reslife has always been quite inflexible.. poor thing
Nico :
Date: March 31, 2008 @ 10:08 am
i just come across your blog…you are pretty and sweet :-)…and i do like your wallpaper…if you dont mind…can u do me a favour to send me the wallpaper to tansuhooi@yahoo.co.uk…thx very much ya…