Things that keep me alive
March 15, 2008 5:41 pm Funny Suet, Random Suet, WTF Suet wtfAfter years of blogging, I finally discovered a certain pattern in which I choose to blog. I always always blog more when I’m busier compared to when I have nothing to do. Hmm. Anyway some of the things that keep me alive these days:
1. Hot showers
I’ve said this twice and I’ll say this again. I cannot survive without hot showers and strangely, I really do look forward to showering. Someone as lazy as me actually looking forward to walking few steps to the bathroom and take off all my clothes, shower, and put them all on again, slab on moisturizer..sounds like a hell lot of work to me!
2. One Tree Hill
OTH is the shiznit I tell you! My absolute bliss is when I download not one but TWO episodes at once and watch them straight. I love that feeling =) Today, I managed to squeeze in two hours in between classes to watch them two episodes and I felt so much better after that. Not really very much better cause WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING HALEY AND NATHAN CANNOT GET A DIVORCE OK I LOVE THEM TO BITS!!!!!
3. Blogging
Although I’ve been so busy lately but I still blog every two days! I always feel happier when it’s time for me to blog cause I can finally put aside my work for an hour and just write random stuff on the net. Random stuff trumps history/econ papers anytime!
4. Food
Literally! haha I love eating I look forward to lunch/dinner/supper everyday. This is damn stupid, whenever I don’t look at the time then I won’t feel hungry but if I look at the time and if it says it’s time to eat, then my stomach will grumble immediately! damn wtf
5. My boyfriend’s voice
=)))) why am i so sweet wtf. I like it when he calls me from Germany everyday at 5pm giddy up giddy up! wtf. hearing his voice generates warm fuzzy feelings somewhere near my heart =))))
6. Random crazy moment with the webcam
I came back from class the other day and saw my webcam lying around so..
OK Ladies and gents, ways to play with your scarf!
#1 Mrs European lady on vacation
#2 Stylish Arabian on vacation
#3 Ustazah Maimunah
#4 Siti Zuliana
#5 Datin Hanizah
#6 Hey Mr Taliban, tali me banana
#7 Mr Taliban working in Mt Holyoke Dining Services
#8 Bored Taliban waiting for mission
#9 some strong Chinese minority
#10 Cool mummy yoyoyo wtf
#11 Stylish actress who was hung to death
#12 Injured guy who was beaten by loan sharks wtf
Ok the end lah 12 ways ok not bad. I wanted to be a ninja too but I got hungry and chose to go eat instead wtf. Haih stress until crazy already.
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Baz :
Date: March 7, 2008 @ 6:00 pm
wtf is this!!!!!! what is chinese minority??? and why got paper clamp under ustazah’s chin!!!
and danke schoen babe, ich vermiss dich auch =) but wtf is giddy up wtf
pinksterz :
Date: March 7, 2008 @ 6:28 pm
HAHAHAHA WTF YOUR PICS! i love #11
and eh ya la i baru realised you were using paper clamp -.-”
aud :
Date: March 7, 2008 @ 6:53 pm
why my brother speak german! herr hitler wtf.
nothing much to say im in a terrible mood =(
Hayley :
Date: March 7, 2008 @ 7:30 pm
the 1st one, Mrs European lady, is ur best shoot…haha…but the #3, is the funniest i can say…..;p
Tracy :
Date: March 7, 2008 @ 7:44 pm
Hey Suet! I’ve been reading your blog for a while but too lazy to comment lolz So this is my first comment in your blog *bravo*
I’m an int’l student in US too. haizzz I don’t know how I can survive without hot shower, esp when the food in my college is HORRIBLE and no bf to listen to haizzz
Good luck on your midterms and papers. I can FEEL your pain T_______T
Tracy :
Date: March 7, 2008 @ 7:46 pm
oh btw can i add you to my blog roll? ^^ and please if you recognize me (added you on fb ^^) pls pls pls don’t tell my friends my blog >.< Thanks <3
lesley :
Date: March 7, 2008 @ 7:48 pm
Ya Allah Suet, why you so mou liu?? Haha…Oni you can think of such things with a scarf and sunnies. But nevertheless, you still look prettay!!
Jia you on your papers OK!
Amelia :
Date: March 7, 2008 @ 7:49 pm
Hahahaha that is sooo funny!
I especially like #6-#8!!!
foreverjas :
Date: March 7, 2008 @ 8:00 pm
swt swt. apa chinese minority??? @.@
Ee Von :
Date: March 7, 2008 @ 8:14 pm
HAHAHAAHAH OMG WHY SO SOHAI!
no wonder u said NO to siti suet on the first picture! “yuan lai” got even worse ones! HAHAHAAHA. ustazah maimunah OMG!! ok i think u better blog more when you’re super busy cos when you’re stressed we all get to see posts like this that crack us up good =D
SilentReaderMiko :
Date: March 7, 2008 @ 9:24 pm
HAHAHA! absolutely lurvelurve the black clamp clip effect on #3. HILARIOUS!
arshana :
Date: March 7, 2008 @ 10:00 pm
Ustazah Maimunah? Hahaha. The mummy one is more like after plastic surgery.
foongjin :
Date: March 7, 2008 @ 10:38 pm
HAHAHAHHA damn funny la! very very creative
mad woman hahahaha 
Porcupine :
Date: March 7, 2008 @ 10:46 pm
What on earth is the taliban doing with the hair curler?
Take over the world by sodomizing people to death?
Hahahahahaha…
Phooisze :
Date: March 7, 2008 @ 10:58 pm
omg is it a curling thong u were holding in tht mr taliban picture! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
huiting :
Date: March 7, 2008 @ 11:06 pm
EHHHH why u so shameless wan.. can make this to a tag ar?? then we can all do ma wtf hAHAHAHAHAHAAHA the ustazah one is priceless omg
michellesy :
Date: March 7, 2008 @ 11:30 pm
“Hey Mr Taliban, tali me banana” WTF ROTFL!!!
why u so versatile wan!
and so funny!
and wtf - quick call ANTM punya talent scout man!! so many different looks yo, Tyra will say: you are fierce, girl you diggin’ the vibe, you schizzle the dizzle wtf wtf XD
kimberlycun :
Date: March 7, 2008 @ 11:53 pm
my gawd creative malaysian!
clem :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 12:08 am
HAHAHHAHA #3 is damn priceless.. you’ll make a good real ustazah
KY :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 12:09 am
hahaha you’re nuts sweatli!
mizlynn :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 12:24 am
wtf…y r u so weird?haha..kidding…:p
oh oh…i LOVE watching OTH….peyton is my favorite of all…heehee..and of course..lucas too…:p
which season r u watching ?
abby :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 12:35 am
WTF HAAHAHHAHAHAHA so freaking random and hilarious man XD hahahahhahaa too free and bored lah you XD
alea :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 1:20 am
HAHAHA WTF YA ALLAH Ustazah Maimunah??
Datin Hanizah?? HAHAHA
you’re currently my favourite blogger for now HAHA
sweatlee :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 1:23 am
baz, chinese minority la u dunno ah the mongolian or what la wtf. ya got no clip laaa *shy wtf. giddy up are random words suet made up cause she misses barry too much =(
pinksterz, haha sorry la no clip la!
aud, cause he wanna show off la wtf. dont be baby =(
hayley, hahaha thanks! yala the rest i look damn ugly wtf
tracy, hello! which college are u in? food here is alright la..good luck to u too! yeah sure go ahead and add me =)
lesley, haih i also dunno why la gone mad edi wtf. i look pretty as ustazah meh! dont lie wtf. and thanks!
amelia, oh u like taliban ah wtf. hor hor ta ta yo wtf
jas, there..u know the mongolian or tibetan or what la wtf
eevon, hahaha i dunno la why am i like this. hahah yala gone mad edi me!
miko, hahahah thanks!
arshana, ya hor! but nvmla got injured man edi wtf
foongjin, ya im mad edi la aiyoyo
porcupine, hahahahha wtf!!! i dunnola it’s the only weapon i have here wtf. turn on the heat and burn ppl!
phooisze, hahaha yes it is! i’ve gone mad wtf wanna burn everyone in the world!
huiting, very shameless meh T___T haha u wanna do then do lor!!
michelle, hahah here i come and i dont wanna go home! heyyy ehh ohhh..the song wtf. hahah awww puji me so much wtf
kim, thanks if tht’s a compliment haha
clem, ya wont i clem! sila baca quran wtf
ky, ya gone mad edi seriously!
mizlynn, ya i’m the weirdest girl ever wtf. isit! i like haley and nathan best! and brooke!! and peyton ok only la for me. im watching season 5 latest episode!
abby, no not free and bored at all!! i have sooo much work. gone mad edi that’s why can do all this.
alea, awww am i?? you make me so happy *blush wtf. hahaha ya don’t u agree those names are so apt for those looks!!
Audrey. =P :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 1:31 am
Wahahahha! Why you sooo funny one? LOL! Eh.. It’s good if you’re stressed out, you’ll get funnier!! xD
I like the first one. Really pretty! And the rest are really really funny!!
3POINT8 :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 1:39 am
LOL! loved your pics!
btw, no.1 and no.3 is so true for me..
i can’t survive a day without hot showers
J :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 2:01 am
haha omg you are so hilarious, i keep coming back twice a day now to check for more blog entries =.=
#3 is so funny!!! XD
Tracy :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 2:49 am
I’m in Trinity College hehe maybe I’m gonna see you face to face in Moho someday loz sounds creepy
esther :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 3:04 am
omg left me laughing like a fool in front of the computer. haha =) all those pics are so hilarious!
Jia Meei :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 3:21 am
Hahaha Hitler Barry hold one hand in the air and do the straight legged walk wtf
Ustazah Maimunah T_T
Baby so pretty wtf
twinkle :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 3:52 am
hahahahah Uztazah MAimunah??????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…….. **need some more air… gasppp***
linfoong :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 4:27 am
HAHAHAH!
damn entertaining!!
Fuzzy! :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 4:29 am
Eh, eh, How come Barry’s number 5? How come I’m the only one who realized that wtf.
You could totally pull a Siti Zuliana, wtf. Oh and what is Mr Taliban tali me banana holding? It’s cylindrical [wtf how to spell berbentuk silinder in English d?] and something tells me it vibrates, wtf.
miss nobody :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 5:24 am
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA
omg..u use that paper…err…clip
reaally…
Ustazah summore…wth wth
hui wen :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 5:55 am
HAHHAAHHAHAH why are you like that!!!
me :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 6:03 am
hahaha!!….
i didnt know there were SO many things u can do with a scarf.. bravo
just when i needed some entertainment
vven :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 6:05 am
hahaha i love the webcame pictures. so cute and creative
Michael :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 6:18 am
ei u really take my idea ahahahhahahahhahahaha!!!!
I WAN SEE NINJA I WAN SEE NINJA I WAN SEE NINJA PLS PLS PLSSSSS
jessieloi :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 6:34 am
Ya allah ya tuhan ku.
Mengapa lah kawan aku ni. Bagi i impression yg you ni terlalu free. Rupa rupa nya you terlalu stress.
eeflin :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 6:36 am
HAHAHAHAHA I LAUGHED LIKE SHIT AT THE STYLISH ACTRESS WHO HUNG HERSELF TO DEATH PIC HAHAHAHAH WTF
Kris :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 7:13 am
wahseh…..its damn gempaq man. lol
as u can tell i’m bored to bits now cause i’ve got an 8 month holiday so i can read ur blog everyday hahah but its good fun
ron :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 7:22 am
HAHAHAHAHA WTF
have you really gone mad zomg?! i like chinese minority okay! just scroll down and HAHAHAHAH WTF IS THAT! i like stylish actress too, dead but still very pretty wtf. damn funny la. nuffnang should you more lor, loyal blogger! come to singapore we’ll be friends okay! i need more comrades!!! haha.
steph :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 7:45 am
HAHAHAHAH SUET THIS IS SO FUNNY! WHY ARE YOU SO FREE! HAHAHAHAH!
Cass :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 8:22 am
this is so unfair! you still looked so pretty with the tudung wtf.
YAY HIGH 5 TO ANOTHER OTH FAN! dam kan cheong right jamie almost drown! my heart stopped beating for a moment wtf.
i loveeeee brooke to death! my bf love haley though. what’s with men liking older women T__T
kimberley :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 8:55 am
Massive creativity points, especially Strong Chinese Minority.
And extremely convincing Datin portrayal, eh you should be doing creative design and fashion management wtf
Ping :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 8:55 am
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh noooooo… i don’t wanna know what happen in season 4!!! i haven’t watch yet!!!
Sandra :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 9:39 am
hahaha.. ustazah couldn’t afford a brooch? use paper clip..hahahah!!
super hilarious post!!! left me laughing for 5 minutes!
Farrah :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 9:43 am
hey,been a silent reader.really entertaning,but omg your entry so effin hilarious!! the ustazah maimunah so convincing,even i dun noe how to wear tudung that well and i’m a malay!LOL..
all the pic u still loook gorgeous.im laughing so hard till i get teary eyed..morre entries like this!!
tzeching :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 10:01 am
AHAHAHAHHA DAMN FUNNY OK HAHAHAHAHA ustazah hahahahaha how u make your tudung kembang like that!
yean :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 10:05 am
HAHAHA. wtf. love the first pic. i noticed the paper clip. HAHAHA.
pohnee :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 10:11 am
LOL i laughed after reading this post…thanks a lot! i needed tht laugh xD
gwen :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 12:11 pm
i so have to comment on this post k! the countless things you can do with a scarf!!!
pic 1 you look like one of those rich tai-tais who’s abused k. pic taken when she goes to lodge a police report. haha. and pic #3! you look like a bitchy moral teacher who’s stingy with marks and insists on the students to memorise definitions down to the last word.
Aimee :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 1:37 pm
hey suet, i’ve been reading ur blog for quite some time d, but neva leave a comment before.. but this post is damn funny ok!! aiyoo.. pandai lar u can think of so many ways to play wit ur scarf..
can’t stop laughing at pic #3.. seriously looks like moral teacher hahaha..
love the way u post in pic #5.. got handbag summore wtf hahaha..
miss.cc :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 1:42 pm
ahaahhahaha! so funny!!! this is so hilarious~ i like seeing you wif your big big and nice sunglasses. very “yeng”. =D
i agree wif gwen. pic #3 loks like a bitchy moral teacher or a scary person who likes staring at ppl freakily. cld u take one pic as a middle-east woman who covers herself totally excluding the eyes? hehe…
your blog is so entertaining! and sweat betul. =D one of my fave blogs. =)
Riina :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 1:42 pm
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
This cracked me up! At a moment I was happy+worried because DAP taking over Penang and now I can sleep well liao, thx uztazah maimunah wtf
vss3t :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 4:37 pm
one phrase, suet — WTF!!!
dang! u’re good with the scarf!hahhahah!
Julian aka ex fellow fatty :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 6:22 pm
ur blog posts are awesomely hilarious..n this might sound reli stupid but dudette why la u ‘wtf’ less and less? damn chun k..fucking hilarious
Jayne :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 6:31 pm
hahahha. What is the curling iron in the Taliban one supposed to be?!?
Gun ah?
and OMG. OTH! NATHAN AND HALEY! I HATE CARRIE OMG. Crazy stalker okay. I read somewhere that she’s going to kidnap Jamie T.T but then again, Haley was being so self-righteous that episode. She wouldn’t even let Nathan speak for more than a few seconds
aiy /end rant
Lydia :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 7:29 pm
hahahhahha! love the curler in the Taliban shot!
sweatlee :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 7:32 pm
audrey, haha why everyone wants me to get stressed now!
3point8, haha thanks! ya hot showers are a must lor!
j, haha i won’t blog twice a day one la! at most also every other day or sometimes everyday. terima kasih!
tracy, hahah i really didn’t know it was you! i thought you’re malaysian from your comment haha
esther, haha thanks!
jam, haha ustazah also pretty ah! you’re so sweet babyyy
twinkle, hahahha really that funny meh! wtf
linfoong, haha thanks!
fuzzy, he realized that too! nola doesn’t mean no. 1 is the bext what! WTFFF nola it’s a curler ok i need to heat it up and burn ppl wtf. ya lawa giler kan?
miss, hahah dont have pin ma terpaksa wtf
huiwen, am i in your funny list now? T__T hahah wtf remember until now wtf
me, now u know hahaha!
vven, thanks =))
michael, which idea? i forgot maybe i did! thanks! dont have ninja la lazy wtf
jloi. hahaha why u speak malay wtf. yala stress sial!
eeflin, haha funny meh tht one! damn pretty ok wtf
kris, gempak wtf hahahahah. haha good read evryday!!
ron, haha ok i’ll go spore and u must bring me around okkkk? ya seriously mad edi wtf.
steph, i dunno now have to do work edi T___T
cass, hahaha damn ugly la the ustazah wht u talking abt! YA OMG KANCHEONG UNTIL HEART ALSO TERKELUAR WTF I WAS GRIPPING ON MY SEAT!
i like brooke! and i like haley and nathan! not so much now compared to last time
kim, hahaha i’m not always that creative la sigh
ping, FASTER WATCH!!
sandra, hahaha ya sad ustazah get paid very little only wtf.
farrah, hahah it’s so convincing right the name also hahahha. wah pressure sial now have to always be funny edi uh oh!
tze, cause i’m almost malay last time so i know la! hahaha got secret one wtf
yean, hahah why so observant one!
pohnee, haha no problem!
gwen, hahah ya kena abused damn right! hahah bitchy moral teacher eh your descriptions more accurate than mine lor hahah
aimee, hahah yala rich datin ok got lv wtf. although fake one wtf. haha thanks!
miss cc, haha thanks! haha i did take one of that but it’s not as funny so didn’t put it up la. ya i’m damn sweat one =.= thanks again!
riina, hahaha sama sama wtf
vss3t, haih tht’s where i get my reputation from. sweat and wtf, wtf.
julian, eh lip yi i didn’t know u read my blog! nola i scared i offend ppl with wtf maa so try to tone that down abit. just now i walled u also dun dare to use wtf cause scared u dont read my blog!
jayne, it’s a curler to burn ppl! wtf hahha yayayayya i read that too! in a forum right? omg we are so true blue oth fan la! *big wet eyes. yaa they wont get a divorce la im pretty sure
lydia, haha thanks! I’m supposed to use it to burn the world wtf
foreverjas :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 8:17 pm
har. wtf. swt.
Eley :
Date: March 8, 2008 @ 9:46 pm
i’ve caught the wtf-punctuating-almost-every-sentence bug from u. wtf. love ur cam-whore photos.
Charlie :
Date: March 9, 2008 @ 3:24 am
Oh my god.. LMAO.
The Ustazah, actress and Taliban ones = for the win. Damn random la you!
Life :
Date: March 9, 2008 @ 3:39 am
when ur wearing the scarf in tat ustazah maimunah,u look like anwar ibrahim’s daughter,nurul izzah.haha!
Farrah :
Date: March 9, 2008 @ 3:06 am
one more!i also agree you look like anwar’s daughter when u jadi the ustazah
sweatlee :
Date: March 9, 2008 @ 3:08 am
jas, har what!1 wtf
eley, haha don’t catch the bug!! it’s bad!
charlie, haha thanks! gone mad edi me wtf
life, hahaha isit?!?! i dunno how she looks like leh
farrah, hahah damn weird
singyee :
Date: March 9, 2008 @ 3:11 am
HAHAHAAHHA THAT MAIMUNAH IS DAMN FUNNY!!!
heartless-usagi :
Date: March 9, 2008 @ 4:06 am
WTF OMG HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY xD
pancakes :
Date: March 9, 2008 @ 4:47 am
you should tell fat ppl to read your blog cuz can laugh until they get abs wtf
viona :
Date: March 9, 2008 @ 6:35 am
LOL
i wanna see ninja too!
chloe :
Date: March 9, 2008 @ 11:26 am
bored taliban waiting for mission is actually mulan! i bongkarkan her real identity!! you see! she has eyelashes too nice to be a boy.
sweatlee :
Date: March 9, 2008 @ 11:29 am
singyee, hahah looks damn real right!
heartless, hahhaha thanks!!
pancakes, hahahhaha you dman wtf la hahahahha
viona, hahah not that funny one!
chloe, WTF hahaha damn stupid wtf!!!
hui wen :
Date: March 9, 2008 @ 3:24 pm
HAHAHHAHAHHA why you so ingat dendam wtf HAHHAHAHA
Simon Seow :
Date: March 9, 2008 @ 3:24 pm
I like #11.
J]-[UN :
Date: March 9, 2008 @ 8:35 pm
Lolz this post really made me laugh….thanks for brightening up a stressful day at the office =x
hazel :
Date: March 10, 2008 @ 3:51 am
OMFG suet!!
i almost die of laughter when i see those 12 ways of wearing ur scarf. haha..
would like to see ninja too.
jessica k. :
Date: March 11, 2008 @ 1:32 am
hi! been following the entries at yur blog for a while, silently.
i decided to break the silence because i cant resist to tell yuu how creative yuu were! and the most yeng is yuu KNOW how to tie them. *thumbs up*
jlshyang :
Date: March 11, 2008 @ 1:38 pm
ROTFL!!!!!
i almost died from laughter!
joshua :
Date: March 20, 2008 @ 1:19 pm
Ustaz? Stumbled upon this uber funny post! Aww man…. you got me laughing till me sides ache.
chuisan :
Date: March 23, 2008 @ 10:47 am
hahahah why u so sohai wan~! HAHAHA
Darren :
Date: March 31, 2008 @ 9:26 am
Hahaha WTF!!! That is really funny!!!
kYo :
Date: March 31, 2008 @ 10:23 am
you look cute wearing scarf…
j e n a i :
Date: April 1, 2008 @ 1:53 am
omg..!! this is super random.. u look dam f*** cute in every pics..!!
Sue Anna Joe :
Date: April 5, 2008 @ 11:53 am
Oh wow, too cute!! Checked you out from nuffnang.
I enjoy muchly.