Ninja!
April 10, 2008 8:00 pm ANGRY @#$&% Suet, Happy Suet, WTF Suet wtfHELLO EVERY BUDDY!!
HOW ARE YOU?!?
TODAY IS A GOOD DAY!
MMM A BRAND NEW DAY!
Good day because! wait you won’t believe this! but i’m gonna tell anyway! CAUSE IT’S 20 *gasp* CELCIUS OUTSIDE!
I really couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw it *big wet eyes. I’m feeling so good now! So good that I’m listening to Bob Marley’s Jammin’! hahaha I feel sooooo good! Spring has cometh, finally =))))))
So I went outside with just a tshirt and a very thin jacket and saw everyone in tank top and shorts! And I saw everyone having picnics on the greens and some of them are naked o.0 Sorry didn’t bring my camera haha. Ah, I’m such a disappointment amidst all these brave people!
Oh speaking of that, someone recently told me that someone said I like to brag about my perfect life and I call myself thy king? Haih I called myself thy king cause I wore skirt when it was 5 celcius outside and I have a sense of humor ok. I was also coincidentally reading Kim by Rudyard Kipling which then inspired me to write in old english la haiyo.
And what’s this about bragging about my perfect life! Seriously do you see me showing off my expensive clothes or bags ar? That’s because I don’t have any! all my clothes are below $10 and I have a brandless bag wtf like that also wanna show off ar! Don’t judge me so quickly if you don’t bother reading everything I said and just scroll for pictures. If you don’t bother reading about my failures and rejections so how can you say I have a perfect life? If I seem like I do that means I work twice as hard as any of you to get to where I am now so don’t fucking sit on your chair and whine about how some people have everything in life and you don’t. I’m not rich and I’m super stingy and aunty ok how that is perfect is beyond me.
And just because I don’t bitch about it whenever I fight with my boyfriend doesn’t mean we have a flawless relationship ok. We work super hard to get to where we are now and I think we deserve every single bit of it. Seriously how can someone who doesn’t know shit about me just read me on the surface and conclude so very quickly that my life is perfect and that I brag about it? I know having a public blog means you’re putting your life out there to be scrutinized but I never thought I’d come off to some people as someone who likes showing off when I don’t feel like I have anything to show off in the first place. If there’s really something I can brag about it’s my determination but I don’t go around saying stuff like wah I’m the most determined person ever wtf.
Aiya whateverlah let me show you something to cheer you up wtf I mean to cheer myself up.
Inspired by Jam who was inspired by him.
HOW TO BE A NINJA
First, you need a big tshirt like this. Here, I stole 33’s Harvard tshirt while she was in class. (remember: ninjas are very good thieves!)
Then, turn the shirt inside out and put your head in like this. Don’t worry about looking like shit cause NINJAS DON’T CARE IF THEY LOOK LIKE SHIT!
Then turn around and tie a knot with the sleeves as tight as you can. You don’t want your mask to unravel when you’re HAIYAK-ing your enemy!
Now it’s supposed to look like this. Don’t look like a ninja? No worries! HAIYAK
Flip the upper and lower parts of the collar to cover the tag and to look more like a ninja! Try to cover as much as your face as you can to maintain your anonymity.
Just show some kickass moves and you’re all set!!!
HAIIIIII YAKKKKKK this ninja damn annoying wtf actually i feel like i look more like a robber instead. bank robber =.= “ta kip” wtf
ok everyone, it’s that easy to be a ninja! Try it and let me know ok!
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aud :
Date: April 10, 2008 @ 8:14 pm
HORRR I TELL SHAN SHAN U STOLE XIAO YI’S SHIRT WTF
CraSH :
Date: April 10, 2008 @ 8:14 pm
i dont think ninja move will help you escape your homework! hehehe… yuppers! spring is finally here. but there would be snow over the weekend. =(
so when you leaving for home?
cyan :
Date: April 10, 2008 @ 8:22 pm
Life is like that,criticism is always there.Hmmm,from taliban to ninja now.What next batman..opps should be batwoman.
Shanshan :
Date: April 10, 2008 @ 8:39 pm
hahaha… so stupid!!
aiya~ ok la, not that stupid…very cute ok?! um..u r always so creative lol biaoyang yixia=)
Dark Witch :
Date: April 10, 2008 @ 8:54 pm
I cant be witch, so I should try to be a ninja… hahaha.. Sound cool!!! ;p
missycheerio :
Date: April 10, 2008 @ 8:58 pm
hahahahaha.
damn funny lah OMG!
imperfections is way cooler than being perfect.
loves.
Hayley :
Date: April 10, 2008 @ 10:14 pm
ya u looked like a robber more than a ninja muahaha…
but anyway good try!!!
tzeching :
Date: April 10, 2008 @ 10:43 pm
eh how can u use a harvard shirt to be a ninja!!! use la forever21 or your dishwasher’s uniform wtf.
aiyah those ppl who say you brag damn no life la wtf nothing better to do then wanna talk about this kinda shit if your life perfect they pain is it! seriously i think people like that got nothing to do wan lor as if they will be happier telling you that your life is not perfect like that. oohhh suet’s life is perfect she should keep quiet about it and be humble wtf eh we like to be chinese cannot is it! hao lian to everyone la this is being proud of our chinese roots ok wtf. like how my mother tries to hao lian to all her neighbours that her daughter damn smart but actually doesnt realize i am very stupid T______________T
Sharon :
Date: April 10, 2008 @ 10:52 pm
hahahaha funny and cute!
fish fish :
Date: April 10, 2008 @ 11:03 pm
LOL Well Suet, I think I read that post in someone’s blog that said something about “brag about a perfect life and call ownself thy king”. I can’t remember at all who was it though. *horrible memory* Anyway, I suspected that might be you because I remembered how you have that thy king post.
Seriously, little do they know beside LA and NY, most of the places in U.S. are actually pretty boring, including my current 400K population city. So, if you don’t find something funny and light to entertain yourself, can easily get depression. Understandable with your own humour way to entertain yourself sometime.
*hug*
cc :
Date: April 10, 2008 @ 11:19 pm
just ignore the haters - they’re jealous of your “perfect” life!
you are a very pretty ninja… pretty eyes!
foongjin :
Date: April 10, 2008 @ 11:41 pm
HAHAHAHa bank robber!
yeah i saw the comment also..i was thinking…stupid fella got no sense of humour wan.
Michael :
Date: April 11, 2008 @ 12:03 am
Actually i always think that you are one of the best blogger out there. You never let your sad emotion out or just complain about something bad in your life. Even so, you will accompany it with something light hearted. I appreciate that, because some really didnt know that people just dont like to see some ranting entry (yeah, i know blog is a personal thing…but u do have a reader base dont you)
Some people just scan the surface and thought that “woah, his/her life is perfect and here he/she is bragging about it everytime”. Anyway i do believe that even how seemingly “perfect” your world are, there surely have something that are flawed that make you dissapointed or sad every once a time.
Though i really somewhat have the perception that bloggers are rich folks, because interesting things are always expensive. But my mindset have changed, and i think that your blog is most interesting even without luxurious trip, designer clothes or exotic food.
Cheer up and never let those suckers ruin your mood or blog.
P.S: 20 degrees? i die for that. Its now super hot in HK….
AP :
Date: April 11, 2008 @ 1:25 am
eh v high level cheapo ninja gear sia u win liao i only know how to pull my turtleneck up to my nose and wear ski goggles =.”"” to emulate kakashi mah he’s so hot lol
sbby :
Date: April 11, 2008 @ 3:24 am
i do not wanna be ninja loh! i wanna be a turtle
kelv :
Date: April 11, 2008 @ 3:26 am
hahah.. i have seen that post some where!!
carol :
Date: April 11, 2008 @ 3:41 am
haha yeah it hit 24C here today omg it was sooooo perfect!!!
anyway suet wtf suet wtf why are you so funny! when i saw the ninja pics i started laughing… and it’s 445am ok!!! hahaha lol. i wanna try hahaha.
btw ur eyes r very recognizable lor!
lynette tan :
Date: April 11, 2008 @ 4:27 am
youre amazing!! hahaha what CANT u do? =D
Simon Seow :
Date: April 11, 2008 @ 6:39 am
Reminds me of me when I was in primary school wtf.
i z z a t :
Date: April 11, 2008 @ 7:38 am
cute ninja with harvard tshirt..
simplicityx :
Date: April 11, 2008 @ 7:41 am
lucky you, i’m in new zealand and it’s autumn T_________T
i don’t think you brag at all. i think it’s one of the reasons why i am actually reading your blog. and honestly i find no other blogger apart from su ann who is this likeable XD
and you seriously look more like a robber than a ninja hahaha ;p
=.= :
Date: April 11, 2008 @ 8:28 am
aiyo why u so nice one. this skill u also share with us. shud keep it to yourself and use it to cari makan bila tak ada makanan liao mah.. =.=
michellesy :
Date: April 11, 2008 @ 8:49 am
wah ini ninja banyak canggih wtf. good thief wtf. and also don’t care if she looks like shit. ninja got prerequisites wan is it wtf.
ini ninja expensive taste you know wtf. go and ‘tat’ harvard t-shirt some more XD
as for the haters, yeah, i know, the same bunch of small-minded yahoos again huh?
don’t worry babe, it takes a certain level of intellect and (if i may in all impertinence suggest) mastery of the language, to discern humour from what they perceive to be statements of fact.
although i have to say, ‘thy king’ certainly does not appear to a be title which you have ever laid claim to in anything but jest.
but y’know, narrow vistas for small minds and all, all you can blame those yahoos for is misaligned devotion and laughable attempts at currying favour with their idea of the blogger du jour.
so fret not, o lovely maiden, let thy visage of peerless and unsurpassed fairness be wrought not by distress.
thoust faithful subjects (those with the intellect and the taste wtf) will forevermore pledge allegiance to The One Who Braved Freezing Temperatures In A T-Shirt wtf.
siowmay :
Date: April 11, 2008 @ 10:47 am
u r the good blogger okay..
not controversial at all..
ur ninja is missing a sword or smth like tht.lol
Fuzzy! :
Date: April 11, 2008 @ 11:35 am
Ugh… I cannot ever do that with someone else’s piece of clothing. Whenever I hold one I keep on thinking about the amount of sweat that person ever produced wearing that shirt and to even think of putting it onto your face… I gagged a bit, seriously. Wtf.
Ping. :
Date: April 11, 2008 @ 12:49 pm
sigh its saddening to know how people judge us sometimes by just seeing.. don’t worry babe.. just use your ninja skill! haha
yenling :
Date: April 11, 2008 @ 1:30 pm
I seriously think that you r one BIG joker!!! You make my day gal. Anyways, nice to meet you!!!
sweatlee :
Date: April 11, 2008 @ 1:45 pm
aud, haha she saw edi loooo wtf
crash, hahah ya sigh still have to do hw =( YA WHY WHY WHY I HATE THE WEATHER! TODAY SO COLD T__T leaving mid may!
cyan, hahah batwoman! cannot la im too cool for that wtf
shan2, hahah eh u must try too!!
darkwitch, try it!!!
mc, hahah thanks =) try it hahahah
hayley, hahah u try it too!
tze, eh tze u’re my fren right try la try la wtf aww babe thanks /boo what is hao lian wtf never hear before! hahhaah doesnt realize own daughter stupid hahaha
sharon, thanks =)
fish, yeah it might be the same person, i dunno..yeah haih it’s ok thanks fish =))) you’re so nice as usual =)
cc, no ninjas cannot be pretty cause they dont care if they look like shit!! wtf hahaha
foongjin, ya haih T____T only my true readers will understand horr
michael, michael i dunno you but i love you *big wet eyes. you’re so nice huhuuh no lah i do rant lah but i wont rant about my frens or bf lah cause once u publish the post edi then u can’t take your feelings down when you reconcile with them edi right. and i seriously dunno what ppl want la. should i talk about how imperfect i am? i always say im damn fat and flat and stingy and poor what is that not enough T___T
and thanks again you really made me feel better. shanshan read your comment and said you’re very good haha. today is 7c T___T
ap, yaya now u know how to be high level cheapo ninja edi yays! hahha kakashi
sbby, i dunno how to be turtle wor! put your head inside your turtleneck ar hahha
kelv, hahha the original one? damn funny right!
carol, yaaaa damn nice! but haih today back to 7c haihhhh why u suet wtf suet wtf me so many times hahhaa why u sleep so late!
lynette, aww *blushes. i dunnola i’m running out of funny stuff wtf
simon, WHY!!! i didnt do this in primary schl also hahah
izzat, haha thanks!
simplicityx, autumn very nice what! i like! leaves falling mmm nice..and thanks you’re really sweet =) ya tht’s why i can go ‘ta kip’ banks already haha
=.=, hahhaa haih i also dunno lah dunwan kedekut ilmu ma haha
michelle, michelle your comment damn nice i read a few times still nice wtf what is tat wtf. li tat ah wtf hahahah why suddenly got french also wtf yeah dont ever forget that ok eh not tshirt la short skirt!!! haha haih whatever they want to say lah im not angry if ppl hate me but just angry that they don’t bother reading properly first then wanna simply judge here there everywhere
siowmay, ya man i should’ve held my curler again wtf my only weapon of destruction!
fuzzy, WTF nolah she just washed it la damn clean okkk
ping, hahha ya haiyak them right! nolah im not mad that i’m judged la judge me all you want but please make some effort to know me or read me first before you lay down what are obviously wrong facts about me ma
yenling, haha im glad i made your day! =D
Fuzzy! :
Date: April 11, 2008 @ 1:52 pm
lol i know la, but still i find it disgusting. But then again, i think there’s a lot of shanshan fans who’d like her unwashed clothes wtf.
Michael :
Date: April 11, 2008 @ 2:14 pm
Haha thx to you too for letting me having a good read always. If i would use one word to describe your haters, it would be “jealousy”. Some people simply have no life you see.
Did these people have the guts to say it in your face in person? I doubt it. Some say that because they envy you. It makes their life not so miserable, as they know that someone are now miserable because of their actions. You wont believe how much of these haters are actually a shy/quiet/unsociable/unlikable person in reality.
I’m not that nice nor good la. Actually i’m somewhat an agressive and arrogant alcoholic with a bad temper. Opps, looks like i left out too much of the real me. Just i think that its unfair for you to suffer just because you dont rant or complain on your blog.
Jangan pedulikan mereka lah. Awak sedih saya sayang sayang kamu. LOL!!
alea :
Date: April 11, 2008 @ 2:50 pm
you should do a blog on diy’s costume and masks wtf.
Angie :
Date: April 11, 2008 @ 3:36 pm
sigh.
sometimes i just wish i don’t know you guys.
foongjin :
Date: April 11, 2008 @ 3:48 pm
” i always say im damn fat and flat and stingy and poor what is that not enough”
hahahahah why are you so funny T___T
anyways, those kind of ppl ah, if you talk about the good stuff in your life, then they say you bragging. if you talk about the bad stuff in your life, then they say you looking for pity. whatever la ok. go and read political blogs la if you so particular about the contents. haih.
CPKenny :
Date: April 11, 2008 @ 6:47 pm
Lucky you for having such nice weather in U.S.!!! Its still freaking freezing in UK!!!!!!!
missycheerio :
Date: April 11, 2008 @ 9:04 pm
TRY IT? O.O
wait i think i gotta private message you to ask you how wtf
linsey :
Date: April 11, 2008 @ 9:24 pm
eh dont come and bomb malaysia har i tell you!
Frus :
Date: April 11, 2008 @ 9:34 pm
LOL. Sexiest ninja ^^
But my favourite ninja turtle is still Donatello
carol :
Date: April 11, 2008 @ 10:20 pm
suet cos it was too funny it left me speechless haha why are you so creative LOL.
i should start sleeping earlier. really. hor?
i’m a night owl hohoho.
Jia Meei :
Date: April 11, 2008 @ 10:24 pm
NINJA SO PRETTY you can karate chop me anytime baby *wink wtf
I like you doing tags ’cause you make it so interesting /boo
foreverjas :
Date: April 11, 2008 @ 11:46 pm
dun care wht others say. hng! i support u forever! =) i hate fake friends around me. sigh. help me! y the world lidat one…
noelle kan :
Date: April 12, 2008 @ 1:19 am
U damn funny . i like.
haha. check out my blog if u like i kinda just started..www.smallgirlbigluggage.blogspot.com i dunno how bloggers meet etc so.. yea. this is me here… cyass ; )
Mei :
Date: April 12, 2008 @ 9:31 am
haha! the ninja’s one are funny but i still like the one with the scarf being a malay wan. THAT ONE DAMN FUNNY OKAYY. that was the BEST!! =))))))
Baz :
Date: April 12, 2008 @ 12:22 pm
Frus: raphael could kick donatello’s “intelligent” ass on any day. michalengelo is too busy eating pizzas, and leonardo, although he has the katanas, is too goody-goody and straight. raphael is a beast ok
sweatlee :
Date: April 12, 2008 @ 12:23 pm
fuzzy, hahahha wtf
michael, haha ya =) eh why u say i look like monkey in shan2’s blog hahahhaa
alea, yalah i should open a shop la wtf
angie, hahahha ddont lie u did it too hahahaha
foongjin, ya that’s why T___T dunno what people want also haih what a demanding society haha
cpkenny, really?? hahha we’ve been freezing for YEARS wtf nola months!
mc, hahaha i thought i put all the instruction and step by step edi what! very easy!
linsey, ahhha oi ninja la not taliban!
frus, i dunno who la i never watch ninja turtle one wtf if got female then i like her la
carol, hahah yaaa man i sleep like at 4 the latest!
jam, hahah aww wink back wtf i’ll chop u this summer!
jas, haih what to do go to pudu get some putu from the muthu thts the best thing to do wtf
noelle, hahah i will thanks =)
mei, haha ya seriously i dunno why that time so funny lah now nothing funny to do or say edi sigh
Michael :
Date: April 12, 2008 @ 12:54 pm
You really look like monkey, a beautiful one though in that pic~HAHA XD. new update please? hehe
DAKOTA DAKOTA DAKOTA :
Date: April 12, 2008 @ 9:41 pm
Ha ha… you look hot dressed like a ninja.
michellesy :
Date: April 13, 2008 @ 1:25 am
Tat = steal in cantonese wtf. Not Li Tat lah wtf wtf XD
eh you speak more french than i do lah wtf, du jour is just one phrase only hahah.
what comment very nice wtf. your blog is nice lah, so it deserves nice comments what =P
sweatlee :
Date: April 13, 2008 @ 5:48 pm
michael, hhaha updated edi lor so demanding!
dakota, ya hot ninja dei haha
michelle, what tat!?!??! tau la wtf hahahha aww why u so nice one!
ngkwee :
Date: April 13, 2008 @ 9:13 pm
my god! u so funny!
Frus :
Date: April 13, 2008 @ 9:30 pm
Baz: hey man, I like raphael too man. haha. Donatello’s non-violent defense seems cooler and pure-r to turtle’s nature.
ivan sam :
Date: April 14, 2008 @ 8:38 am
ninja girl…u r really “kai wan siao” …u knoe wat? i was kena by ur Ninja photo
i open that during my meeting to let my fren see & they burst out laughing causing our big boss staring at us …. haha… u really “keng”
sweatlee :
Date: April 14, 2008 @ 9:46 am
ngkwee, haha thanks sorry ar i dunno why also wtf
frus, lalala dont talk about these things here wtf
ivan, hahha really that funny meh until whole office laugh! uh oh big boss..not scared meh!
missycheerio :
Date: April 16, 2008 @ 8:56 pm
okay lah maybe ill consider LOL
jocey :
Date: April 19, 2008 @ 10:28 pm
looks so familiar.
http://photos1.blogger.com/photoInclude/blogger/2869/1850/1600/ninjalesson.jpg
are you trying to imitate him? or is he the one doing it after reading your post? *chuckles*
sweatlee :
Date: April 19, 2008 @ 10:54 pm
jocey, i said i was inspired by jam who was inspired by him =.= and i linked that very same picture too. maybe you should read properly first ah next time?
jocey :
Date: April 20, 2008 @ 12:20 pm
whoops ya hoh miss out that sentence. *paiseh* ^.^”
nazerry :
Date: April 26, 2008 @ 1:57 pm
lol! i knew that~
but, wtf~ someone should put up a tutorial. glad it’s u..
re:Michael :April 11, 2008 @ 12:03 am
i agree.. definitely most exciting blog i’ve read so far.
cheers to you, Suet Li.
nazerry
Drake Galloway :
Date: November 12, 2008 @ 10:00 pm
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