Elvis has left the building

1:42 pm Uncategorized

Hello all, this special post is brought to you today by Barry. I’m just guest-blogging to report on Suet’s departure, no frills, because people who come here want to read about Suet, not her boyfriend, who is enjoying the welcome change from an all-male environment to ogling nubile female students here basking in the sun in their bikinis.

So anyway, Suet has left after a wild two days of packing that culminated in her inadvertently tossing out her I-20 form together with the other recyclable trash. No worries though, the college can just mail her a new one because she doesn’t need it when leaving the States.

Being the brawn in Suet and 33’s room, I had to lug most of the 14 huge boxes full of their personal items to the storage room, putting my muscles to good use (33 said I’m a good pet *beam of pride*). Looks like all those workout sessions were not just useful for awkward positions wtf. Good thing too, that we didn’t move the boxes earlier, because we would have had to lug them to a storage room that lies half the campus away (it’s a muhfuggin huge campus, by the way - full of nubile young female students basking in the sun in their bikinis. I love spring). As fate and our tardiness dictated, however, we only decided to move the boxes on the day of Suet’s departure, by which time we received news that the original storage room was now full.

*insert zomg emoticon*

But! Good Lady Fortune smiled down upon our tear-streaked faces and soiled undies and lo and behold! the college opened a new storage room right next to Suet’s dorm!

Ok lah enough lah so drama for what.

So Suet and 33 packed up everything and we sat at the bus-stop with the both of them (we: Sister Ooi, Comrade Angie Luo, Such A Luck Mild Boonipat, and I). As they wept and wailed and beat their breasts at the prospect of never seeing each other again, Mild and I yawned and unwillingly filmed their goodbye hugs (quite funny actually, Sister Ooi kept getting left out because there’s an odd number of them and wailed alone each time so I shifted the camera frame away from her wtf). They then proceeded to list all the things that they won’t be able to do with/to each other any more, like 33 not being  able to study Japanese with  Sister Ooi, and no one being able to call Suet stingy any more wtf.

Tears were shed. The bus arrived, we helped load their luggage onto the bus, and then waved goodbye to the both of them as the bus pulled out of the lot.

PS. Suet has just left JFK, and she didn’t have enough space in her luggage for her own stuff (yesh, I have to bring some of her stuff back), so don’t expect lots of gifts and crap lah hor.

15 Responses
  1. DAKOTA DAKOTA DAKOTA :

    Date: May 15, 2008 @ 4:38 pm

    Good luck to suet! I hate those goodbye moments! :(

  2. DAKOTA DAKOTA DAKOTA :

    Date: May 15, 2008 @ 4:38 pm

    p.s Can we have suet suet suet back? Totally missing her already.

  3. Sexist :

    Date: May 15, 2008 @ 8:25 pm

    Nah…I think Baz write equally witty and funny, maybe more decsriptive way.. and I want BAZ BAZ BAZ BAZ to write more…LOL
    Baz, can borrow ur muscle to shift my sofa a..it stinks cos my cat pee on it and my mum agree to buy me a new ones

  4. yoyo :

    Date: May 15, 2008 @ 10:01 pm

    Barry, u din go back with Suet (sorry jus kaypo, thot u would go back with her), yes pls write more! ;)

    Suet, looking forward to your home trip updates as well. :)

  5. michellesy :

    Date: May 15, 2008 @ 10:27 pm

    Hahaha hello Barry wtf.

    Comrade Luo wtf - did Angie not get angry at you for calling her that.

    And score on the new storage room - there might be some benefit after all to procrastination hey?

  6. Michael :

    Date: May 15, 2008 @ 11:01 pm

    u havent see someone clearing her room after 3 years of stay…i think its enough load for a container =.=…nice post, got suet style lol

  7. carol :

    Date: May 16, 2008 @ 12:31 am

    hahahaha barry you really do have quite a way with words lol. no wonder suet was so blown away by your English when you guys met =P

  8. aud :

    Date: May 16, 2008 @ 12:41 am

    when did u write this? while i was sleeping ar? thanks a lot i heard you tell angela that i snore ok wtf. i only snored cos im sick!

  9. Farrah :

    Date: May 16, 2008 @ 8:36 am

    hey! u blog just like her.two peas in a pod.u should blog more!

  10. carol suks :

    Date: May 16, 2008 @ 9:12 am

    Hey Carol, seems like you have a way with butt kissing suetli from all past comments. Now you’re trying to kiss her bf’s butt. Get the heck out of here.

  11. gwen :

    Date: May 16, 2008 @ 11:26 am

    i’ve always liked reading you!

  12. Fuzzy! :

    Date: May 16, 2008 @ 12:26 pm

    GB, I EXPECT!

  13. carol :

    Date: May 16, 2008 @ 1:55 pm

    hahahaha carol suks:

    get your spelling right before even trying to comment haha wtf.

    are you the illinois no-lifer ah!

  14. tzeching :

    Date: May 16, 2008 @ 6:04 pm

    hello ooib when will our paths cross again? wtf

  15. aw :

    Date: May 18, 2008 @ 9:49 pm

    Please post pics of nubile young females in bikinis. Preferably before Suet takes back control of blog. kthxbaiwtf.

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