Sweat Betul

Today I made an important discovery! Actually it’s more of a theory than a discovery but whatever here goes! I was having dinner with my mom when I thought of this but when I told her, she wasn’t really amazed at such an amazing theory hmmp >=(

Ok my theory is, anything that can be stolen are things you shouldn’t spend on!

It’s damn true ok! My mom was commenting on how suxxor to the maxxor my phone was and I told her that there’s no point getting a good phone cause people are gonna steal it! Which is why I’m stuck with my butterfly phone for life cause even if I leave it on the table no one’s gonna steal it anyway. Like Daniel (a fellow el cheapo friend of mine wtf) said, that person who is about to steal my lousy phone will most probably slip in some money for me out of pity so I can get a better phone HAHAHHA

Yeah so don’t ever splurge too much on handphones or handbags or other steal-able stuff! Things like clothes and food are okay cause no one’s gonna steal them from you! Shoes also okay la harder to steal when you’re wearing them. Laptops just get the cheapest ones like mine, Dell wtf quite good for its price ok.

OMG THIS IS SUCH AN AMAZING THEORY! Follow this and you will never regret for life!

Hmm, I should alter my lifestyle to follow this theory from now on. Which means..I probably should get better makeup and skincare products cause nobody will steal them. *pats self

Oh I was looking at my old pictures and since I’m in an okay mood today, I shall reward all of you with pictures of shanshan! hahaha i can hear the shanshan fan club going hysterical wtf. Anyway, if you don’t know, shanshan is my pretty roommate from china ok please don’t ask where is she from already! She has a boyfriend and he’s from Harvard ok so if you’re better than that then maybe you got chance lah ok no more questions about her! if not need to pay wtf

in our ex hallway

So cute! *jealous cause her smile damn nice T_T while mine was deemed weird. sorry lah not born with it ok maybe i’m not born with it leh hah! have you considered that when you criticized my smile! You can say I’m fat cause it’s something I can do about but not my smile ok only I can say how ugly it is other people cannot wtf damn emo

Haih a bit reluctant to post my own picture cause it pales in comparison next to hers but whatever laaa

ANYWAY i damn sad cause tomorrow is doomsday T__T I’ve been whining to my mom, sis, bro, bf and everyone that I will have no life starting from tomorrow wtf haih I know i’m exaggerating.

10.30pm time to sleep T_T I haven’t slept earlier than 2 am since like..ages sigh.

p.s: won’t update that much anymore unless..if I do it during work nyehehe and get fired wtf

Hello! Is me! hahahaha inside joke wtf you know how those ah bengs in friendster will just message you out of the blue with very bad english and will usually start off the message with “hi~~ is me!” which sounds really stupid in english but actually means “shi wo/ hai ngo” in chinese. Anyway, in my attempt to sound funny/lame, I shall greet everyone with “oh hai, iz me!” and start off all my posts that way too wtf

Anywayyy, I’ve been up to many many things lately so I shall just write a rough update without pictures.

1. I got a job! Yay is me! I’m gonna be interning in a consultation company and will mainly do economics research. The job sounds good and so is the pay but what I hate the most is the fact that it’s in KL T___T I hate KL with a vengeance especially when you have to work there cause it suxxor to the maxxor to commute there everyday! After very careful calculation, I estimated that I need around 1.5 to 2 hours to get there for ONE way! This will be my future schedule:

6.30am: I is wake up

7.00am: leave for work, hop on bus, change to ktm, change to monorail

9.00am: reach office (hopefully) and start work

12.00pm: I is go lunch!

1.00pm: continue work T_T

5.00pm: get excited cause gonna leave soon

6.00pm: leave office

8.00pm: I is reach home and go gym

10.00pm: bathe and sleep

WTF NO TIME FOR DINNER! gym or dinner? gym or dinner?? gym T____T  damn no life wei is this what working people do everyday?!?! please tell me it’s not true! =((((

2. We started going to the gym two days ago and have been very religious patrons cause wanna make our RM15 worth it wtf. Hmm, but my instinct tells me that I will stop going once i start work lor!

3. I will be spending an awful lot of time with Barry………I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing! Ever since we were reunited (reunited and it feels soooo goooood) last month, we’ve been seeing each other almost everyday! (we saw each other 28 out of 30 days this month wtf) and we are also gonna work in the same company doing the same job! We are gonna commute in the same train every single day, eat lunch together, go shit together, come back together AND go gym together!!! then we’re gonna get so freaking sick of each other but later have to be apart for 4 months again T___T

Somemore he followed me to MY family trip, I followed him to HIS family trip, and we will be going to our own holiday soon wtf seriously our families are also very sick of us already! I’ll pop by his house everyday and go OH HAI IZ ME! and his sister and mom with greet me very unenthusiastically wtf and when he comes over to mine my mom also lazy wanna say hi to him already.

Should we get married already ar? wtf. We wanna get couple rings but why they’re all like RM400 for one! So expensive do you know where we can get one for like RM100 wtf don’t tell me I have to DIY ah T_T

4. I is going to the Urbanscapes!

5. I is sick of using I is and Iz me already. not funny after a while already wtf

Hello I’m back from Penang and I only ate one char kuey teow in this trip! not bad not bad. Anyway, here are the pictures from the nuffnang’s wildlife party!

**credits to various people whose pictures I stole, sorry if I forgot to credit you but feel free to remind me!**

I seriously don’t know why I bother bringing a camera if I’m always too lazy to use it! Grr I hate myself.

So anyway, I went as an ostrich! I wanted to go as a peacock at first but I found out that everyone wanted to be peacocks too.

This is my inspiration! I remember watching this ANTM episode once and really liked the ostrich costume!

Ok before I start showing you pictures, let me tell you some random facts about ostriches! Do you know, an ostrich egg is so hard that you can stand on it and it won’t break at all! I went to South Africa and stood on one before and it didn’t break ok! And also, one ostrich egg is equivalent to 50 normal eggs! (when you break it la) (i wonder how they break the eggs then!)

so i went as an ostrich and this is with wenqi the bunny! (if only i have longer neck and legs) (can you see aud here hahahhaa)

Anyway I DIY-ed my costume! I rented two feather boas (from a costume shop for RM5 each! if buy then RM30 each ok) , bought some net kinda cloth for my skirt and erm..that’s all! used the net thing to poof up my skirt and used the leftover for my hair (can’t see here).

Also, ostriches have long eyelashes but I didn’t wanna waste too much money on feathery fake lashes so I took loose feathers that fell off from my boas and glued them on my fake lashes! I’m a genius right so I only spent like RM12 on my costume *proud

Huiwen, A GORILLA HAHAH, me, ANOTHER GORILLA HAHAHA (firdauz wtf) and aud! Aud also DIY-ed her own costume one can you see her cute wings!

with kel li the bunny too!

With the nuffies! Skyler the leopard, me, Su Ann the ladybug, Michelle the bunny! Eh damn a lot bunnies that night hor!

All the bunnies! with the emcee, liang who was umm..a caveman wtf

Me, Aud the bumblebee, Kel li, Ringo the lioness, and Hui Wen the peacock!! Ringo’s lion costume damn complete one, it came with leg warmers too haha and huiwen’s dress is sooo peacock-y wtf

With simon the horse hahahah quite creative right!

with Adeline the leopard (or zebra) and Hanis the moth from MDG. They are so tall seriously I look so so so inferior next to them! I was so shy when I saw Hanis dunno why maybe cause she was damn tall then she asked me what am I and and I..I..I said I’m a peacock T_______T identity crisis T_____T too shy until say i’m a peacock T_______T

Camwhoring with Su Ann

Shaolin got a pic of us camwhoring haha

Then, there was this small girl there who asked me if I could run really fast like an ostrich (an ostrich can run up to 65km an hour!!) and I said yes I can! Then I told her i can run to the end of the room and back in just 1 sec, asked her to close her eyes and count 1, then stomped my feet wtf to prove that i ran and is back already wtf she called me a liar T_T

we were nominated for the best dressed contest and look at our competitor wei got face paint somemore!

the guys! look at the elephant hahahha damn cute he used a rolled-up towel as his nose HAHHAHA (his board said ELEPHANT TERRORIST- i only bomb jumbos wtf) and that’s chris the cow with udders wtf

the queen and king of the jungle. eh how can a cow be the king wtf

with Ren and his cute toys

Deb the butterfly!

with rudolph? a unicorn and erm fayth the kangaroo? haha

ok those are the pictures I found and stole from other people’s websites (thanks people) and now I’m gonna go sleep cause got interview tomorrow wish me luck!

p.s: i know i know i whole life same pose only don’t pressure me can or not like that only my arms look thin ma wtf

Hello people I’m going to Penang (again) tomorrow, this time with Barry’s family instead. Will blog when I come back on Monday or something! Here’s a not so nice picture of me at the wild life party just now! (the only pic i have of me for now, thanks yeehou!)

sorry your left eye a bit cacat, aud

Can’t really see my costume here but I’ll post more pictures when other people post them cause I’m damn stupid lah this time I brought my camera but too lazy to take it out from my bag and take pictures with it. So if you took a picture with me just now, please let me know so I can steal from you ok!

Mmmm penang food again tomorrow marie france can go die la wtf

p.s: try guessing what did i go as!

Someone please do the honor of killing me now please T_______T cause I’m having the worst period cramp in the whole wide world and I really feel like my life is flashing right before my eyes now. I hate this time of the month cause I always get VERY SUPER DUPER bad cramps, those type that make you stop doing whatever you’ve been doing and feel like you just want to curl up in a corner and die that kind.

Haih I know, take the primrose oil or something but it didn’t work for me! The only thing that worked were the birth control pills but my mom didn’t let me take those anymore so now I’m back to suffering like crazy every month. I used to cry in school because of my cramps (yes they were and still are really that bad!) and not go to school at all. I had a very bad one few months ago and had to curl on my bed and cry softly and shanshan thought I was gonna die wtf

Seriously I hate being a girl lah! (I say the same things every month to anyone who would listen, albeit involuntarily) And the worst part is my cramps are usually 3 days long BEFORE my period, 4 days long DURING my period and nothing after my period la if after period still got that means I get cramps half the month wtf damn sad case that one.

So back to my long tirade on how I hate being a girl. Damn suck right guys will never ever understand our pain ok T__T Whenever I complain to my boyfriend and if I want to make him understand how painful it truly is, I’ll threaten to kick his balls wtf but I swear it hurts more than being kicked in your balls ok! I’ve described this very vividly in my blog before but it was a long time ago so let me paint the picture for you again.

It feels as if like your whole goddamn uterus is gonna fall out piece by piece and you’ll feel this suction or pulling sensation which is not pleasing at all T___T Not only that, you feel as if your uterus is being ripped out AND someone is kicking you from the outside right where your womb is seriously it’s 23952 times more painful than what I just described! If you don’t believe please go take something hard and knock it on your balls and multiply that pain by 10603 and divide by 3 no lah kidding wtf

Everytime when it hurts so bad until I can’t stand it anymore, I’ll go take the pink panadol that is meant for menstrual pain and now it doesn’t work anymore cause my body is used to it. Usually this cramp will hit me in waves one so now I feel it then 10 minutes later I’ll be fine and I won’t know when it’ll be back again (play peekaboo with me T__T) so if I feel it now and take the panadol, it’ll only be effective 10 minutes later which is when the pain will have been subsided anyway! Aiyah anyway it’s a very complicated issue la

And my PMS is the worst thing ever you do not EVER want to make me angry when I’m pms-ing. It’s not that I want to simply use pms as an excuse to my bad behavior wtf but it’s something I (and a lot other women) cannot control ok! It’s like asking guys to not touch a naked girl wtf (good examples wei *pats self) so whenever you get annoyed at your girlfriend who screams at you for no reason please remember this example, that you wouldn’t be able to prevent yourself from touching a hot naked girl anyway.

it’s the same with us ok T_____T except that ours sometimes comes with the unwanted feeling of being punched in the stomach HAIH DAMN SAD TO BE A GIRL LA if you are a guy now please pray that you won’t be reincarnated as a girl la become a hamster in your next life also better can eat your own kid and lifespan only 2 years so you get another shot at being reincarnated as a rich guy! Hamsters damn nice lah everyday just eat kuaci and run on the wheel and be admired by people in pet shop and fornicate with random hamsters wtf and eat your kids and repeat cycle

ok goodnight pain is gone, for now T_T

p.s: eh on second thought i don’t want to be a guy cause they can’t control their hard-ons! i guess i rather get very bad cramps every month than be caught dead with an erection by my crush or GASP MY PARENTS WTF WTF