Full of Shit
June 1, 2008 12:33 am College, Random Suet, WTF Suet wtfI’m gonna talk about a very disgusting/gross topic today so if you can’t stand that kinda thing, it’s advisable to stop reading now wtf
Today! I’m gonna talk about my inability to shit T_______T
You know right, all the entire 19.5 years of my life, I never knew humans were supposed to shit everyday one. Ever since I can remember, I shit every 4 days or so and I thought that’s really normal! Not until I met Barry and Audrey, the normal people who shit every morning and tell me about it wtf. I was so surprised at first and kept asking them how come they got so much shit to shit everyday wtf but they said everyone does it so I guess I’m the only odd one out T__T
In college, my roommate (shanshan) couldn’t go to toilet as well so right hahaha we were damn stupid one. Every time someone needs to shit, that person (usually me lah you think shanshan so crude like me ah wtf) will announce to the entire room that she needs to shit in a very proud voice. And the other person, instead of looking disgusted, will usually stare at her in envy and say “good job! I wish I can shit too” wtf.
When I found out the secret of shitting everyday (by eating 6 oranges a day hahaha), I shared with her this secret and we treated this as if it was the biggest secret of our lives wtf. Sigh but ever since I came home, I’ve only eaten 2 oranges these past 2 weeks and have trouble shitting again. Actually I know what to do to be able to shit one (drink more water, eat more fiber blabla), but I’m just too lazy to do all that only.
Why can’t I be normal and shit everyday! no wonder my tummy so big, all full of shit only T_T which goes to prove that I am indeed full of shit, literally T__T shit here shit there sounds damn crude wtf. I mean erm, excrete feces wtf or to defecate haih so formal for what whoever who takes offense in the word shit is full of shit lah everyone needs to shit/defecate everyday anyway (except me T__T)
oh ya why am I telling all this is cause today! I got diarrhea! (in a happy tone wtf) Remember I said I have a superpower and that my stomach is made of steel and that I can never get diarrhea no matter what? Well, I was wrong cause after eating curry fish head and maggi goreng yesterday, I woke up with an upset stomach which I welcomed with open arms wtf
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My grades are out! And they are pretty damned unexpected…in a good way! =DDD Seriously, all those late nights writing and fussing over my papers were soooo worth it now cause I got pretty good marks for them. When I first started college, my paper writing skills were..nonexistent wtf and I really sucked at writing formal/research papers. When I was asked to write a 5 page paper last time, I nearly fainted wtf but now I can do that and I did!
Thanks Lipman for giving me the hardest paper of my life! (i bet he was impressed with my super good title wtf) Thanks Moseley for saying I did a great job on the Malaysian economic analysis! Thanks Barry for all that guidance and proofreading! Thanks Shanshan for all that encouragement! Thanks Aud for all that love! Thanks Suet for everything else wtf
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My hair color damn bright now! =O
Trying to smile with my eyes but fail wtf
*pretend to wanna show hair color but actually wanna post more camwhore pics only wtf
omg everyone is waiting OUTSIDE the house for me now cause we’re gonna go pavillion or something aih will upload the rest later bye!
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yoyo :
Date: June 1, 2008 @ 12:43 am
hai.. i have the same prob too! i drink lotsa water but it doesnt help at all.. so i resort to detox pills from time to time. they’re costly, tho.
Baz :
Date: June 1, 2008 @ 1:44 am
haih all that guidance and proofreading didn’t help my own grades T_T
btw i’m off to shit now hoho *gloats*
“good job bear, how lucky!”
thank you wtf
june :
Date: June 1, 2008 @ 2:32 am
dragon fruits make you shit damn well. better than oranges papayas bananas vege yadayada. no kidding. you should give it a try. haha.
simplicityx :
Date: June 1, 2008 @ 3:17 am
i used to have the same problem, but it’s a lot better now. it’s good to shit everything out! or else you’ll be like storing bacteria in your rectum haha
Abby :
Date: June 1, 2008 @ 3:21 am
HAHAHAHA WHY U SO FUNNY OMG. my mum used to buy me apple juice to promote shitting but then she stopped n i also cannot shit everyday! my friend shit everyday until damn thin haih
jessieloi :
Date: June 1, 2008 @ 3:24 am
I can’t believe it. Everyone’s giving you advices on how to shit more often. Hahahah!
Ok lah, confession. I don’t shit everyday too. Cause I don’t eat enough fibre. Force myself also won’t come out one. Hahaha.
But I know what can help! By eating prunes. Go try then we can say “Good job! Good job!”
carol kc :
Date: June 1, 2008 @ 5:32 am
Omg, I have the same problem too, really!! Each morning my parent will ask me whether I already shit or not. Like right now, it’s been 2days since my last visit to the toilet.. and last night I drank soya milk and it tasted a little bit sour but I kept drinking hoping that tomorrow I’ll have my shitting moment .. but nooouuu.. sigh, I guess you have a new competitor now…
grace :
Date: June 1, 2008 @ 5:48 am
I have the same problem too as it’s given me so much grief as well! My hubby can shit TWICE a day (and i’m supah jealous)and he will announce that he needs to go to toilet each time just to annoy me.
I tried taking to scoops of psyillium husks a day with a glass of water; it worked but my pimples popped out like crazy!!
corrine :
Date: June 1, 2008 @ 6:29 am
coffee makes me shit! hahaha
Hanis Zalikha :
Date: June 1, 2008 @ 7:20 am
Leng loi! Ive got a blog! Thanks for everything!
xiaokit :
Date: June 1, 2008 @ 7:29 am
your paper is mean economic paper?
ohh…your hair look very nice ohh..
-)
cyan :
Date: June 1, 2008 @ 7:54 am
hohoho…superpower and steel stomach konon…at the end lau sai also.
you can always say poo instead of shit or to defecate…also why people like to camwhore in the toilet?
RainNe :
Date: June 1, 2008 @ 8:04 am
Hey suet li,
My lecturer said if a person doesnt shit everyday since she was born then its normal for her. Some people shit every 2 to 3 days one so its normal..but will have tummy la..*same like me* T.T
gwen :
Date: June 1, 2008 @ 8:16 am
wahhh! all your readers just waiting for you to blog about this topic so they can talk about it openly too right? hahahaha. sometimes i shit two or three times a day. sometimes also only once every 3 or 4 days. damn unhealthy man
Jia Meei :
Date: June 1, 2008 @ 8:46 am
Drink prune juice wtf
I miss you already T_T
hui wen :
Date: June 1, 2008 @ 9:31 am
They said drink cranberry juice, guaranteed can shit everyday! But it didn’t work for me.. T__T
Actually is it true that people who don’t erm, excrete everyday got tummy ar, ’cause that’s me! wtf
Btw I am taking some health food now to aid with my, erm, excretion!
linsey :
Date: June 1, 2008 @ 9:54 am
i don’t shit everyday as well!
aih, why do i tell you these things out in the open T__T
it must’ve been the exam (tmrw!) stress i tell you sigh.
sweatlee :
Date: June 1, 2008 @ 10:49 am
yoyo, but detox is good for your body too aint it?
baz, =( sorry..haha
june, really?? thanks i’ll try that!
simplycity, yeah tht’s why sigh T_T
abby, why u never buy yourself! ya;a seriously haih my tummy
jess, hahah yala! aiya u so thin edi dont shit also nvm! haha
carol, hahahhaa why u so funny also hahah
grace, yala my bf shit like every 5 mins wtf hahah
corrine, coffee makes my nose bleed T_T
hanis, hey! i was wondering who you were for a moment haha
xiaokit, yeap! haha thanksss! you’re the only person who talked about my hair haha
cyan, yala good wei! poo sounds like kid’s language only la too childish. and i camwhored in the toilet cause the mirror is there, not that i like to.
rainne, oooh really ah! ya tummy T_T
gwen, hahahha maybe leh! wah 2 or 3 times a day! so good!
jam, yuck! i miss u tooo T_T
huiwen, i drink also nothing one!!! ya i think so la sigh tht’s why my tummy so big haha
linsey, hahah it’s ok la everyone also says tht here edi!
alea :
Date: June 1, 2008 @ 11:42 am
EH! i also have shitting problems! are we special?? *.*
now i always depend on some detox tea whenever i wanna shit. T___T
deity :
Date: June 1, 2008 @ 3:57 pm
yeah, indeed it’s very odd to b around with ppl who shit alot or put it in a better way, no hard times in shittin n it’s their daily routine. we are somehow ’special/unique’, i’m the only ’special/unique’ one in my family of 4. everybody in my house does his/her shitty bizness in every morning but i only do it like 3-4 days once. cheers~
tzeching :
Date: June 1, 2008 @ 4:42 pm
actually if you have been shitting like that your whole life then it’s normal for you, it doesn’t mean you should shit everyday like other people. i mean a lot of population variables are based on 95 percent of the population which means that 5 percent will have values outside the proposed ones and still be normal. like you shitting once every few days has not posed any major threats to your health so it’s not a problem la. btw im coming back tmr T.T
CPKenny :
Date: June 1, 2008 @ 7:50 pm
Well u may have known this, but I am gonna recommend Quaker Oat!!! Its really good source of fibre! Sucks up ur oil intakes too(unsure about this point actually)! And if you dislike having it plain, it actually goes well with cold milk!
Congrats on U passing with flying colours!
Kylie L :
Date: June 1, 2008 @ 8:24 pm
haha..shit every morning is the mission of my life. I was like you last time. But now I insist sit on the toilet bowl every morning and eventually the shits will come out ad. SWT =.=
Angie :
Date: June 1, 2008 @ 8:52 pm
why u never mention abt me u think i graduated so my ability to shit everyday doesn’t count anymore issit wtf
jess :
Date: June 1, 2008 @ 11:54 pm
eat banana then drink cold water <– try this!! it always works 2 me.. LOL. =D
ap :
Date: June 2, 2008 @ 12:08 am
this post is great for getting all sorta shit confessionals lol
aud :
Date: June 2, 2008 @ 1:15 am
i also proofread your paper what!! why never mention that *loa wtf.
me and angela is the opposite extreme. everyday is “aiya i just diarrhead” and “so poor thing what did you eat” knowing full well that we eat the same food wtf
gabriel :
Date: June 2, 2008 @ 3:29 am
wow, smile wiv ur eyes?? i hav no idea how to smile like tat~~hahaha~~anywhere, nice pics taken~~
bs :
Date: June 2, 2008 @ 4:15 am
HAHAHAHA ur post was funny enough but reading the comments was sooo hilarious!!!
i tot i was gonna b d oni one going eh i dun shit everyday too!!! but mana tau so many ppl having d same prob wtf. damn potong steam lol.
izzafarihana :
Date: June 2, 2008 @ 5:31 am
hey there!
i just came across ur blog this morning and oh my, i really enjoy reading it! u r so funny and cool!u r hot as well!n i love ur frens too.the girls are really sporting, i can tell..
anyhows, i enjoy ur wtf!haha…take care and god bless u!
nunu :
Date: June 2, 2008 @ 6:10 am
hahahahahahaha~
everyone’s got shit confessions and so do i..hohoho
i also have the same problem, like you suet.. i also want to get food poisoning or diarrhea to get rid of the shit in the tummy.. T__T
y, know when they say the reasons of being fat is the FAT not the SHIT in the tummy, maybe~
i hate to exercise & i dun care what they say the truth about fat..
because everytime i shit, i felt thinner.. true anot?
i tried eating papaya but it only works in the first 3-4 days, then my tummy got immuned to papaya wtf
luxen :
Date: June 2, 2008 @ 6:35 am
This post made remember something i saw on CSI. sometimes the stomach of people who drown explode. Too much gas resulting from the shit in their intestines and then as the body rots the gas comes out.
Drink V8 juice. It helps. Eat less fastfood. Small bits of that bigmac you ate could still be stuck in your colon going undigested for years.
Shitting will solve your problem!
fareeza :
Date: June 2, 2008 @ 10:18 am
aih. what la. eat orange lah, eat prune lah. i tell you the secret to pooping ok. drink this herbal tea- “herbalipo” it’s 27 bucks from watsons. DAMN GOOD. not only will u berak like hell, can help jadi kurus also ok. damn useful!!! but then hor, before you berak damn sakit la. and it’ll come out like super deras like that. sprinkler.wtf.
hahaha.
go try ah.
Nat :
Date: June 2, 2008 @ 10:49 am
Banana or oatmeal cookies is the best
huiting :
Date: June 2, 2008 @ 11:22 am
welcome to the no shit clan wtf T_T I only shit like 3 times a week and last week I shit everyday damn happy I feel so healthy. And I tend to shit alot during period wtf do you get that as well?? And I cannot shit whenever I’m outstation, another country another state cause I dunno. Nothing beats the toilet bowl at home!!! but the hotels toilets damn clean hahahaha
sweatlee :
Date: June 2, 2008 @ 12:18 pm
alea, special kids wtf hahaha can we park at the disable ppl place ah wtf hahaha
deity, haha actually my mom also like that one i guess i got it from her T_T
tze, yeah but i see ppl who shit everyday their tummy damn flat la i also want wtf now when i feel like shitting then damn happy cause tummy will go in abit! i know dont be sad T.T can see me!
cpkenny, i eat also no use one! plus i damn lazy wanna make la haha. thanks =D
kylie, hahahaha how can like that one!!!
angie, hahahha i also forgot u cannot shit one! i thought u can but not everyday la right
jess, can meh!?!?! why ah!!
ap, hahahah ya man
aud, hahah yes aud too wtf hahah wtf
gabriel, thanksss! everyone else talking about their shitting experiences only wtf
bs, funny meh! why u make fun of my misery wtf hahah
izza, hahah im sorry u had to read about my shitting woes the first time u were here! haha thanks!
nunu, hahaha. ya when i shit then my tummy flatter one! damn nice! haha try other fruits i guess
luxen, v8 helps ah? i tried before but nothing also! for years?!!? wtf!
fareeza, ya i heard of it before!! wanna try but scared laaa will it like..i dunno, destroy your intestines all that ar?! damn scared!
nat, i love both and i always eat them but to no avail!
huiting, hahah if u are in another country for 1 yr mah die!? ahaha
Anonymous :
Date: June 2, 2008 @ 4:58 pm
saw u in mid valley today =)
Simon Seow :
Date: June 2, 2008 @ 6:24 pm
You might want to go for a Colon Hydrotherapy
CraSH :
Date: June 2, 2008 @ 6:51 pm
oh no!! more poo poo story…
ky :
Date: June 2, 2008 @ 9:54 pm
try drinking milk, then eat orange.
Jaclyn :
Date: June 2, 2008 @ 11:51 pm
i cant oh si everyday also but today i got da bian ler muahahahahah =.=” eat yogurt n papaya help..banana useless one cause i tried ate 5 bananas a day and ntg happen after that…
Bellifer :
Date: June 3, 2008 @ 2:26 am
eh why u also canot shit. HAHA lets go buy kenko diet plum from cheesie. HAHAHA wth kinda damn promo right. -_-
luxen :
Date: June 3, 2008 @ 2:48 am
I always shit 30 minutes after eating, I think I got small stomach… have to make space for new stuff.
Why not go to pharmacy and ask for over the counter dietary supplements. Eat a lot of fruits also helps.
lynette :
Date: June 4, 2008 @ 4:29 am
we have to shit everyday?? O_O
Anonymous :
Date: June 5, 2008 @ 1:46 am
I happened to come upon your blog, and how lucky I am to realize that I’m not the only one having shit for at least 3 days in my tummy, with my record being 1 week! Prior to this I thought I was the only one full of shit too hahaha..thanks for this post! It made me widen my eyes!
keep up your good shit ^_^
drew :
Date: July 3, 2008 @ 3:51 pm
i’ve been shitting three times every morning for some reason, ive been drinking a glass of water every two hours and im on like 4
drewy :
Date: July 3, 2008 @ 3:56 pm
ive been drinking a glass of water about every two hours for the last week b/c im trying to lose some weight, i started shitting three times every morning and thought i had cancer!! but after reading this i guess its normal and healthy, like ur hair, and my website is not worthy of posting (more of an experiment with lots of programs and nothing personal)