Marie France Review
June 17, 2008 11:11 am Curious Suet, Serious Suet, sweat =.= SuetOK It’s officially 1 month since I came back and what I’ve been doing for the whole month? NOTHING! That’s what! I’m seriously sick of bumming already I need something to do! But I need something that does not need money, something that doesn’t require me to drive cause I don’t have a car, take bus/train cause they’re tiring, and walk too much under the sun and risk getting myself robbed. Ok what should I do if I don’t want to do all of the above??
Give me a suggestion please! I already sent my resume to several places but no good news so far sigh and I might have to cancel the WAO thing cause I can’t drive there and they are 30 minutes away from the nearest train station and it’ll be too tiring to get a bus to the ktm station, change to lrt THEN walk 30 minutes every morning! Seriously, anyone working in a company that needs help and wants to hire interns? I don’t care what kind of company at all I just want to gain whatever experience and not sit at home and play sims everyday haha
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today I finally went to Marie France!! Okay let me tell you guys alllll about it so you can decide for yourself if you should go or not.
Remember I had RM1,500 voucher right? I went in to ask if I can use it and they said yeah, so I went ahead and met the consultant. One great thing about them was their service cause although the consultant knew I was going to use the voucher, she didn’t really behave differently as I thought she would wtf you know like care less about you kinda thing. However, I was mortified (YES mortified) to find out that one session itself costs RM845! 0.o zomg.
In one session, there are 3 different procedures (which i will explain later) that cost about RM250 each. So if I were to use the RM1500 I have, I can only go for TWO sessions! BUT, there’s always a but here, if I am to buy 10 sessions, instead of RM 8450, it’ll only be RM2200! How amazing right wtf so anyway she said I only have to pay extra RM 700 since I have 1,500. I obviously said no and said I’ll go ahead with the two sessions but she warned me that 2 sessions won’t be as effective as 10 (obviously) and I might not see much results.
The idealistic me wants to pay that rm700 very much cause I’ve always wanted to be thinner than normal (grass is always greener on the other side!)but the realistic me says rm700 is way too much so I told the consultant that I only want to try the two sessions first.
Soooo anyway, I went ahead to start my first session!
First step is the cold wrap (which is around rm295 wtf I can do this at home too wei!). The consultant asked me to get naked wtf and then she wrapped some cold cloth around my tummy (since that’s the area I wanna target). I had to then wait for around 30 minutes which I spent rather wisely reading about Jamie Lynn’s relationship with her sister wtf.
After the cold wrap, I was ushered into another room where I was to get a massage. Another consultant came to give me a tummy massage for another 20 minutes or so and thus ended the second step which cost around RM350 (siao not even full body massage). After the massage, I had to go to another room which I was to lie down and she spread some warming thing on my tummy. Then, I was wrapped with some thick thing which was then heated. I had to lie there for around 30 minutes and fell asleep and had a dream about having the best body in the world WTF
So that was all! All that for RM845 wei and obviously, after the first session, I didn’t notice a single difference at all. Final verdict: too expensive if you want to actually see good results so go for it if you are really rich enough to do so. Unless of course, you want to go for the 10 sessions plan but then you’d have to go at least once a month after that to maintain or something like that.
Anywayyy I’m starting my month long gym with Barry soon, which is only RM30 for the TWO of us for a month plus some trainer thingy. I think I’m gonna see wayyy more result than marie france and it’s 40 times cheaper too!
Oh yeah, also, before going for the marie france, I kept eating a lot because I thought MF can save me wtf but since it’s only two sessions now, I guess I can’t binge so much again =( Although I just ate at SS2 murni (loh shee fun and soft shell crab fried rice mmm) after going for my first session haha
I know I’m not destined for these kinda stuff lah cause you know why! The first thing I noticed when the woman gave me a tour around was the biscuits they had on some counter. I was eyeing the biscuits for some time, hoping that they’ll give me some but alas they didn’t =(
Oh one more thing! I just noticed this today but whenever I finish a satisfying meal, I always wish I can turn back time and start the whole process of me savoring my meal again. Like, I’ll wish that my stomach is empty again and the plate is full again so I can do the eating part all over again wtf WHY AM I SO WEIRD sigh which is why I can never be stick thin and also I finally found the secret as to why some people can never grow fat no matter how much they eat! it’s cause THEY SHIT EVERYDAY LOR I SWEAR THIS IS THE REASON
which also means! I finally found the secret on how to lose weight even if you love food *big wet eyes. screw marie france! the secret is just shit everyday=eat more fiber=buy more cereal! whoop dee doo wtf
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tzeching :
Date: June 17, 2008 @ 11:26 am
the secret to being thin is not eating la suet it’s not shitting everyday! and good wat the discount! rm700 for 10 sessions is cheap. eh actually i think u should have saved the voucher until after you’ve given birth wtf
Michael :
Date: June 17, 2008 @ 11:29 am
FIRST!!!
erm…i shit everyday…but still am that fat although i consume average food (really). It has something to do with it, but obviously doesnt help much….
Go do gym la. Muscle uses far more calories to maintain than other tissues. So when you exercise, u lose weight. Then after u have considerable amount of muscle, you can eat more hehe. Do it on your tummy and butt then, if you worry bout being a muscle freak women.
p.s: i always thinking about a way if i can just have the process of eating food, but not actually consuming it ….aihhhh
Michael :
Date: June 17, 2008 @ 11:30 am
second and third…T_T
Abby :
Date: June 17, 2008 @ 11:32 am
AHHH SHIT EVERYDAY!! i want
Baz :
Date: June 17, 2008 @ 11:33 am
pay me rm5 and i’ll beat the fats out of your tummy wtf
jessica k. :
Date: June 17, 2008 @ 11:34 am
omg. din know MF cost that much just for such simple process. luckily my mother didn’t went there or else she will be the ‘victim’. lol.
aud :
Date: June 17, 2008 @ 11:38 am
eh i thought u said the secret to being thin is eating alot but being choosy with food!
gwen :
Date: June 17, 2008 @ 11:44 am
the secret to being thin is to exercise right after you wake up. that way you can use up the glycogen and fats for energy i think? worked for me last time. i lost 2 kg in 3 days
angeliCassie :
Date: June 17, 2008 @ 11:50 am
haha nolor..i shit everyday and very often too (cause too much crap in me -_-”) but i also haven slim and hot yet…
all the best with your gym sessions
clem :
Date: June 17, 2008 @ 12:26 pm
kesimpulannya all slimming centres are scamming money-suckers. should’ve just sold the voucher to some rich taitai or something wtf.
the secret to being thin is to get my genes.
Anonymous :
Date: June 17, 2008 @ 6:07 pm
saw u in rack today
The Faux Fashionista :
Date: June 17, 2008 @ 6:09 pm
Marie France is over-rated! All the people I know who went there before are still fat today >_<
Hmm ok disregard this question if you’ve already written a post about it (which I haven’t read yet but I will read I promise) - Where’s the gym? I was looking for a gym my last trip back but all of the major ones only had year-long membership plans? *sad*
I also went internship hunting my last trip back. Was randomly calling up magazine companies, FMCG companies etc asking if they hired interns. Many times I felt as though the person on the other side of the phone didn’t know what the word “intern” meant.
One HR MANAGER asked, “Internship? You mean part time issit?”
Me: Err kind of la, but more specifically I’m looking for an internship.
HR Manager: How long can you work for?
Me: Oh, about 10 weeks…
HR Manager: Wah so short! We don’t hire people for so short time one…
Me: T__T” But that’s like the usual time frame for an internship, 10-12 weeks! Nevermind lah thank you anyway.
*sigh* And it was the HR Manager of a HUGE Multinational Cosmetics/Beauty Product company too….
CraSH :
Date: June 17, 2008 @ 7:05 pm
i know some larger MNI’s in penang do hire interns.. such as intel, amd, agilent, motorola and etc. but applicants apply long before internship start date. so.. i think its better for you to just work part time somewhere… and if they ask you, just say you are working full time but quit when you leave for MHC…
anyway, good luck in your job hunt.
p/s: exercise and watch what you eat to loose weight
venessa :
Date: June 17, 2008 @ 7:14 pm
i also worried y is it so diff. for me to shit everyday…its almost like once in a blue moon event for me. & i eat so much, yet i cant gain weight, i look almost anorexic ok. and i weight 39kg, if i eat it’ll be 40 kg only. & i’m petite as aud.
t3ngt3ng :
Date: June 17, 2008 @ 8:13 pm
if you don’t mind getting rm300-rm400 per month u can try my company. they love interns :s
the only time i lose more than 5kg in a week was when i had gastric and puke everytime i eat
Mei :
Date: June 17, 2008 @ 9:24 pm
eh i then i must make myself shit everyday too wtf.
Bellifer :
Date: June 17, 2008 @ 9:56 pm
jeng jeng jenggg. i dont shit everyday also. until one week also then my family call me weird and sick. so yeah. one time i couldnt tahan i just bought sunsweet juice. damn 1 cup make me lausai the whole day..
CK :
Date: June 17, 2008 @ 11:08 pm
Well there’s a therapy where you go cleanse your colon. They will stuck a pipe up your anus, then cycles between shooting water and sucking it back out until your colon are squeaky clean. They are not cheap but very effective to cleanse your colon and detoxify your body. The bonus is you get to lose 10lbs instantly. I’m pretty sure you won’t have any constipation anymore. BTW, I think you might have a mild IBS. Check it out.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irritable_bowel_syndrome
Gin :
Date: June 17, 2008 @ 11:24 pm
yah!! which gym is this!! i wanna go also but bf said wanna trial but i dont like those 1 week trial thins cuz got irritating ppl following u around wan *o*
so your 1 month 30 bucks for both is not bad *O*
Agnes :
Date: June 18, 2008 @ 1:34 am
lol.. i think marie france is over rated too! the models they put there has already have great awesome pheweeeiiittt body d… go marie france of cause still perfect body la… wtf…
and i bet gym works so much more better. I don’t trust slimming centers!
and i dun shit everyday too! but i dun grow fat either LOL!! so i guess that is not the secret LOL!!
i envy those who shit everyday too. wtf.
Fuzzy! :
Date: June 18, 2008 @ 1:40 am
Why Barry like wifebeater nowadays, wtf?
Actually induced-shitting everyday is not good also la… later cannot stop shitting even when you thin d, then you become like those skeleton-like aneroxic people, wtf.
Karen :
Date: June 18, 2008 @ 12:42 pm
I’m skinny but I dont shit everyday. I’m a picky eater and I dont find eating as something fun. ppl think im aneroxic but i’m totally not, it really annoys me. I just dont eat as much as other ppl but i never ever starve myself. Well I guess it’s not as bad as being called fat.
Michelle :
Date: June 18, 2008 @ 3:55 pm
Have you been shopping? You should shop. It keeps the boredom away.
And don’t believe in the Marie France thing…
Believe in huge hula hoops. They tone your tummy muscles.*
*The effect is not immediate but by doing 30 minutes a day, you can see visible results in one month. =D
carol :
Date: June 18, 2008 @ 9:48 pm
eh celebrity fitness got short-term package one ah? quite good ah! quite cheap also eh i also want le. how did u/barry get it?
The Faux Fashionista :
Date: June 18, 2008 @ 10:18 pm
Oh by the way, I think can burn about 400 calories an hour ahh if you go shopping…
noV :
Date: June 18, 2008 @ 10:25 pm
i eat a lot & i’m not fat… hahah~
wendy :
Date: June 18, 2008 @ 11:00 pm
hi babe.. i’m a fan of ur blog…… but this post kinda scares me. You’re such a glutton! I am too hehe. But if u really really wanna lose weight, u gotta change the mindset. Otherwise no matter how much exercise u do at the gym….. it wont work.
Mindy :
Date: June 19, 2008 @ 12:13 am
hey suet, if u want internship u can actually apply at the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees. the UNHCR is always needing internship from what i know.
the experience you’re gonna gain there is far different from other organizations you can get! When i did my internship there, i get to visit prisons, detention camps, police stations / lock ups.
i know it sounds scary but u’ve gotta handle everything on ur own once u get in! cause they’re kinda lack of staffs and so u’ll be given 1 week to learn everything and start all by urself the following week.
experience, i give it a 100 marks. =)
google up UNHCR KL and u can get the contact number and address.
Ee Von :
Date: June 19, 2008 @ 12:27 am
geez that IS a bit weird (that you wanna savor the food after finishing it), i’m like totally the opposite. after having a full stomach i always wish i can puke them all out or i wish i have never eaten that much T_T
and babe you are not fat and stick thin is not something nice either.
actually shitting so much won’t make one thin but it just detox your body so shitting is healthy and it definitely keeps your stomach not so bloaty. not eating is definitely one way to lose weight but once u start eating u gain them back twice faster then when you were eating normally. so, no.
conclusion? SWEAT IT OUT SUET!
aw :
Date: June 19, 2008 @ 1:41 am
CK: The colon hydroscopy thing is bullshit (shit, hehe) wan lah. I already asked the expert endocrinologist at Universiti Hospital. You can also google it. (read the certified doctors’ opinions, not other bloggers or the marketers) The body is already good at cleaning itself, especially if you eat enough fibre, healthy foods and exercise wtf.
But if you really want to try, there was a place that did it in Hartamas. And it costs like RM1,200 for 1 session wtf.
Might as well give me RM50, I’ll do an enema for you, wtf. (And enemas are not useful either).
Small potato :
Date: June 19, 2008 @ 2:41 am
Hi…Suet.If me i will top up RM700 but make sure the treatment not the normal cold wrap and hot blanket only.Those wrap not much result but machine do give you different result..i gonna do my 2nd cellulite treatment tis evening.
Anyway, i felt dispointed after they give me free trial on cold wrap & hot blanket where i lost my trust on them.Luckly, there some result in 2nd my intensive treatment cost me around RM 400 per visit…lol
Besides, i hate wraps & hot blanket make my body stress..
So i make sure my treatment worth 4 money..wtf.i do a bit survey on thier machine system provided.hahaha
Jaclyn :
Date: June 19, 2008 @ 4:50 am
exercise lar slim..but i don exercise one hahaha cause i knw my fats are from what i’ve ate T__T food is the greatest thing on earth lor and mummy cooks delicious meals ( she just works during weekend so the other day I’m the cook sigh but that can make me eascape from being questioned why i dont take my dinner muahaha lol )
da bian just makes don let u have baby tummy..so the conclusion is control wat u eat
LOl ngehehehe swt
Brenda :
Date: June 19, 2008 @ 7:38 am
Lol lol lol
I think it’s not worth it lo.. If you wanna lose weight, eat less, eat lotsa fiber maybe? And exercise? You look fabulous the way you are, who cares if you’re any thinner or fatter, wtf? As long as you’re comfortable in your own body, screw the rest 
Kylie L :
Date: June 19, 2008 @ 8:58 am
deh…control your diet lo..hahaha!!
sweatlee :
Date: June 19, 2008 @ 10:59 am
tze, cheap la but rm70 per session i might as well go gym healthier too!cannot la expire in july wtf
michael, haih gym damn sien la but ok ill try! haha
abby, wtf me too T_T
baz, nvm i use your mom’s rotan wtf
jessica, ya wei it’s really expensive!
aud, and that too wtf
gwen, isit!! but so tiring la no food nothing go work out!
cassie, ok maybe im wrong T_T thanks!
clem, ya wei but u;re too thin!
anonymous, are u the same person who saw me in pyramid wtf why didnt u come say hi btw i looked like shit T_T and i won my bf one game!
faux, erm the gym is celebrity fitness! but i dunno if they still have this offer though.. haha are u coming back!
crash, in penang ar so far! zzz hard la
venessa, haha i guess tht’s not the secret then.. T_T
teng, hmm which company is it? aww that’s bad =(
mei, not easy must warn u first haha
bellifer, i tried before but didnt work!
ck, wah that sounds scary!!! are u sure it’s safe? maybe i should try something like the detox tea or something first..
gin, celebrity! but i dunno if they still have that offer though..yaa damn cheap!
agnes, haha yala! ya i think it’s not the secret too sigh lemme think of another secret!
fuzzy, hahah yala he damn ganas one wtf nvm thin then can eat more!! mmm
karen, i think it’s because u;re a picky eater! that’s another secret! why ah i love eating so much why dont you find it fun/enjoyable!
michelle, sigh im not as kiamsiap as last time anymore so if i shop i will really buy one! last time i wont. hula hoop damn hard la i cant even make it spin one time!
carol, yaya barry bought one! dunno they still got anot! like got salesman selling one wtf
faux, isit!! and i usually go for like 4 hours 1600?!?! WOW
nov, lucky u!
wendy, haha i love food la how! i cant change the mindset ive always loved food since..forever!
mindy, hey that sounds really good! i’m going for an interview next week so if i didnt get that im going to try UN! thanks!
eevon, ya sometimes i wish that too la but i rather eat! ya im so gonna exercise!!
aw, wtf so expensive!! haha i rather go gym wtf
smallpotato, ok im gonna tyr talking to them again!
jaclyn, yala food is the best ok especially msian food! ya i wanna lose my tummy only!
brenda, actually i’ll be more comfortable if i dont have that tummy and flabby arms! haha a girl always wants what she doesnt have
kylie, cannot T__T especially in msia T_T
PT :
Date: June 19, 2008 @ 11:20 am
Hey are u really looking for a job?? Sunway is hiring part time for data entry and also phone or email surveys. Targeting for students who are willing to work minimum 3 days a week.
CK :
Date: June 19, 2008 @ 10:42 pm
AW: It make sense if you colon is healthy and working properly. But if you don’t get frequent bowel movement although you had a lot of fiber, you colon might need to be cleanse. Give the colon a second life to function like a new colon, as good as since you were borned.
Suet: That’s a good idea too. Wish you good luck…
Small potato :
Date: June 20, 2008 @ 1:24 am
If i got voucher RM1500…sure i will try thier BRT,BTP or VS3.They r bully you give you normal wrap.I oso entitle this FOC wrap when i sign up my course..lol
Dun show them you got voucher mah…kekekeke
Vivien :
Date: June 20, 2008 @ 11:10 am
hey suet, i think the most important is control ur diet. i’ve this diet plan from one of the slimming center.
it says start with high fibre and low carbs food.
Breakfast: 1 slice of wholemeal bread/oats with lil honey
Lunch: 1 bowl fish ball beehoon soup/fish porrigde/popiah/chee cheong fun with lil sauce
Dinner: soup/steam fish/chic/ 1 hard boiled egg/veggie/fruit/yogurt salad
hope it helps for you =)
*YenN :
Date: June 22, 2008 @ 11:57 am
hey which gym r u going to?
Rm30 very cheap right??
I’m coming back tooo!!
*wheeeeeeeeeee
jenna :
Date: June 23, 2008 @ 1:27 am
i don’t think shitting is the secret to being thin.. I have a housemate who shits 3 times a day without fail and i see no difference.. *hahaahh*..
But one thing i noticed is whenever i shit, my tummy is flatter..
Considering that u love oranges, i think it actually speeds up the shitting process..
my way of staying thin is to blow up my bank account on shopping and have only a little left for food.. that sounds retarded but i only do that occasionally.. hehe
avispek :
Date: June 25, 2008 @ 3:40 am
wrong wrong wrong
sum1 shit ‘3 big times’ a day n he is 90kg heavy
i said wtf..lol..seriously