My great theory

9:36 am Random Suet

Today I made an important discovery! Actually it’s more of a theory than a discovery but whatever here goes! I was having dinner with my mom when I thought of this but when I told her, she wasn’t really amazed at such an amazing theory hmmp >=(

Ok my theory is, anything that can be stolen are things you shouldn’t spend on!

It’s damn true ok! My mom was commenting on how suxxor to the maxxor my phone was and I told her that there’s no point getting a good phone cause people are gonna steal it! Which is why I’m stuck with my butterfly phone for life cause even if I leave it on the table no one’s gonna steal it anyway. Like Daniel (a fellow el cheapo friend of mine wtf) said, that person who is about to steal my lousy phone will most probably slip in some money for me out of pity so I can get a better phone HAHAHHA

Yeah so don’t ever splurge too much on handphones or handbags or other steal-able stuff! Things like clothes and food are okay cause no one’s gonna steal them from you! Shoes also okay la harder to steal when you’re wearing them. Laptops just get the cheapest ones like mine, Dell wtf quite good for its price ok.

OMG THIS IS SUCH AN AMAZING THEORY! Follow this and you will never regret for life!

Hmm, I should alter my lifestyle to follow this theory from now on. Which means..I probably should get better makeup and skincare products cause nobody will steal them. *pats self

Oh I was looking at my old pictures and since I’m in an okay mood today, I shall reward all of you with pictures of shanshan! hahaha i can hear the shanshan fan club going hysterical wtf. Anyway, if you don’t know, shanshan is my pretty roommate from china ok please don’t ask where is she from already! She has a boyfriend and he’s from Harvard ok so if you’re better than that then maybe you got chance lah ok no more questions about her! if not need to pay wtf

in our ex hallway

So cute! *jealous cause her smile damn nice T_T while mine was deemed weird. sorry lah not born with it ok maybe i’m not born with it leh hah! have you considered that when you criticized my smile! You can say I’m fat cause it’s something I can do about but not my smile ok only I can say how ugly it is other people cannot wtf damn emo

Haih a bit reluctant to post my own picture cause it pales in comparison next to hers but whatever laaa

ANYWAY i damn sad cause tomorrow is doomsday T__T I’ve been whining to my mom, sis, bro, bf and everyone that I will have no life starting from tomorrow wtf haih I know i’m exaggerating.

10.30pm time to sleep T_T I haven’t slept earlier than 2 am since like..ages sigh.

p.s: won’t update that much anymore unless..if I do it during work nyehehe and get fired wtf

41 Responses
  1. Cayden'sMommy :

    Date: June 29, 2008 @ 9:53 am

    Good luck in your new job.

  2. Gin :

    Date: June 29, 2008 @ 10:06 am

    shan shan looks like angela baby *o*

  3. Shanshan :

    Date: June 29, 2008 @ 10:08 am

    lol who says ur pic pales!!! u r the prettiest!! hehehe good luck to ur first day internin tomorrow =)

  4. Baz :

    Date: June 29, 2008 @ 10:31 am

    my ex hallway too! since i was a pet there for over a week 555 wtf.

  5. tzeching :

    Date: June 29, 2008 @ 10:36 am

    shanshan u r very pretty /boo

    suet u r very pretty too /boo

    haih i always spend money on things people can take away from me ok like the shirt off my back wtf and bags and shoes and hair wtf. and bulu mata palsu WTF

  6. ron :

    Date: June 29, 2008 @ 10:37 am

    good luck for your new job! earn more money then shop more! :D

  7. Ren :

    Date: June 29, 2008 @ 10:51 am

    ur smile aint tat bad la
    sweet also ma

    all da best on ur new job :)

  8. abby :

    Date: June 29, 2008 @ 11:44 am

    yes shanshan is really pretty. so are you la aiyoh dont modest la ahyah nwhat is this!

    anyway. dont care ah jaga properly n stock up on buzzer n pepper spray! lol! and good luck for dooms day! dooms days suck wtff

  9. The Faux Fashionista :

    Date: June 29, 2008 @ 12:54 pm

    Oooooh Shan Shan looks like a China doll. And Suet looks like a Malaysian doll? Bwahaha I am so lame *resists from inserting wtf* Her smile is really very nice leh, looks like a friend of mine.

    I totally agree with your theory, if you buy expensive stuff people are more tempted to steal it. Like my roomie just bought a super old junk car we can get away with not locking car doors, but our neighbor has a nice SUV so they have to be careful even where they park it. Damn itchy fingers one some people see you got nice car go and scratch T__T”

    Regarding your comment if you haven’t checked back for my reply - a guy from the company e-mailed me and asked if I would like to review the flat irons on my blog and I said ok, then I got flat irons shipped to me lor. Tee hee….

  10. The Faux Fashionista :

    Date: June 29, 2008 @ 12:55 pm

    By the way, good luck with the new job :)

  11. Fuzzy! :

    Date: June 29, 2008 @ 1:45 pm

    Agh! Cayden’s Mummy again!

    Anyways… *add going-hysterical sound here*

    How does the going hysterical sound sounds like?

  12. Michael :

    Date: June 29, 2008 @ 2:01 pm

    then maybe we just buy ourselves tons of food to be consumed immediately, and like..real estate/land wtf?

    And you dont look like you in this pic…more doll-like for comparison sake with shanx2 huh ==

  13. Angie :

    Date: June 29, 2008 @ 4:40 pm

    good luck on ur intern babie ! Both you and shanshan are very pretty okay ! Different types of beauty wtf Me also wtf (must bring self in)

  14. CraSH :

    Date: June 29, 2008 @ 5:54 pm

    woo.. shanshan is so sweet.. same as suet! hahaha.. ok ok. enough praises, else you will float up till your head hit the ceiling fan.

    have fun in your job tomorrow. and welcome to the world of the working people. =)

  15. missycheerio :

    Date: June 29, 2008 @ 8:50 pm

    shan shan is so prettty! (:
    honestly whatever you wrote about the whole theory of never buying something steal able is so true. the world will be damn safe wtf.

    cheers!

  16. Capablanca :

    Date: June 29, 2008 @ 11:28 pm

    Haha, your theory is undeniably correct. That’s why I believe I’m a worse cheapo than you. My hp is in such a terrible state but I don’t even bother to change the cover, even though the screen has seriously obvious cracks. My laptop cheaper. Acer = RM2k only.

  17. Kelly :

    Date: June 29, 2008 @ 11:49 pm

    Suet! think bout the money your getting after all the work…..right? hahahaha..

  18. real_cranium :

    Date: June 30, 2008 @ 12:41 am

    butterfly rules.

    u got a perfect smile girl.with a perfect face mapping second to none.

    but you are fat. =) jk.

  19. Jia Meei :

    Date: June 30, 2008 @ 1:32 am

    I wanna marry you and Shan Shan /boo

    All the best sayang you’ll do well <333

  20. michellesy :

    Date: June 30, 2008 @ 1:41 am

    eh your theory very funny wei - or is that not the effect you were after wtf.

    cos i damn kiamsiap ok, and i was thinking: eh liddat cannot spend on handbags/ shoes/ clothes until i read “Shoes also okay la harder to steal when you’re wearing them”. HAHAHAAHAHAH - wtf but what happens when you’re not wearing them and they’re just sitting in your closet wtf wtf.

    and why you talk like that about yourself T________T you’re pretty ok. just look at the photos!!!! leave all the beating-yourself-up talk to me lah, who has the looks to match wtf. you cannot refute this some more ok, cos you’ve never seen me wtf.

  21. Jaclyn :

    Date: June 30, 2008 @ 2:22 am

    both pretty lar adoii~

  22. manda :

    Date: June 30, 2008 @ 2:51 am

    yea i mean like, how can u compare urself to her? as in, u all have different kinds of beauty! if ur comparin urself to a malaysian then its understandble la

    she’s like from china, ur malaysian n angela looks like a japanes

  23. ghost :

    Date: June 30, 2008 @ 5:42 am

    sorry to bust your theory, but well let me tell you my life experience which is very true T_T

    the first time i got robbed was in pyramid, with my very cheap, small back bag from teddy tales one and my second hand cheap nokia phone, the 3410 model. second time was in mcdonalds, my very cheap blue teddy tales wallet (last time used to like it a lot hahaha). third time in usj, a very small, normal white bag also no brand one (bought from those stalls in malls) along with my phone um can’t remember what model it is already buy also very cheap one la. fourth time, in college my another cheap nokia 3100 gone. and finally on ktm also kena, also a cheap phone that i can’t remember what model.

    haha by that time i was thinking wah how can be so unlucky until like this one!! then i noticed a very funny thing that is all my friends who own branded stuff and never even take any precautions like i do when walking on streets / sidewalks etc NEVER get snatched thief one. they can be showcasing their branded wallets or expensive phones in the middle of the road and nobody targets them. so i decided to experiment, and yeah i went to buy myself a RM200 guess bag and a more expensive phone and some roxy wallet etc and SUDDENLY .. got no more robbery cases. haha REALLY one i’m so not bluffing you. so yah my lifestyle has changed since then haha have to splurge on more expensive items but at least they’re not getting stolen anymore T_T

  24. chimpanzee :

    Date: June 30, 2008 @ 6:51 am

    Sweatlee you are pretty actually.I think you should smile more :)

  25. brad :

    Date: June 30, 2008 @ 7:50 am

    Me likey shanshan

  26. ken :

    Date: June 30, 2008 @ 8:18 am

    shanshan is damn hawwttttt!!! can i hv her no pls? lol
    u also not bad lah, dun care bout the smile la, eyes are the most important cos thats the tool for communication (read:flirtin) hahah! i thk u got very beautiful eyes. kene electric shock d XD but stil, can i hv shanshan’s no…? =P

  27. sweatlee :

    Date: June 30, 2008 @ 8:48 am

    cayden’s mommy, thanks =)

    gin, hehe

    shanshan, thanks babe =D

    baz, hahah wtf

    tze, thanks /boo bags ppl can take! bulu mata palsu ah moi hahaha

    ron, thanks heh!

    ren, haha thanks!

    abby, yea she is! damn tired la now T_T

    faux, hahaha wtf! ya her smile damn nice one! ya thts why good theory right! why so nice one i’ve been wanting to get one of those flat irons!!

    fuzzy, wtf wtf sounds good!

    michael, hahah. alamak different angle la why u everytime must criticize me one wtf

    angie, eh eh i wanna talk to u! yesterday i was talking to my mom about you cause you damn neat and clean then i miss u so much T___T

    crash, haha thanks!

    missycheerio, hahah yala such a good theory!

    capablanca, ahahah! good theory lehhh

    kelly, keep in the bank!

    real, WTF hope u’re really joking haha!

    jam, can! i marry u in redang then u marry her when..she come msia next time wtf

    michelle, funny ah? haih okla can la wtf. nobody will steal heels one kua..sports shoes maybe la. hahaha why u tell me cannot refute that hahah

    jaclyn, *shy heh

    manda, haha nola she kinda looks msian actually!

    ghost, wahhhhh true anot one! how can kena robbed 5 times?!?!?! i dunno how to believe wtf but really ah!! *still in disbelief

    chimpanzee, cannot la i smile really worse than when i dont wtf

    brad, heh get in the line wtf

    ken, haha i dont even know her china number la! and her bf will kill u wtf. thanks!

  28. Michael :

    Date: June 30, 2008 @ 12:15 pm

    haha u sendiri cari pasal putting ur and shanx2 pic together ma hahahahahaha…in front of the sheer hawtness of shanx2, i must criticise u a bit ma hahahahhaha lol wtf

  29. michelle :

    Date: June 30, 2008 @ 12:15 pm

    shanshan looks like…a chinese natalie portman :O so pretty! so are you okay tsk tsk

  30. The Faux Fashionista :

    Date: June 30, 2008 @ 1:21 pm

    Lol maybe Nuffnang will assign product reviews to bloggers in the near future? I’d send you one (cos now I have two!) of mine, but shipping is going to be killer and you’re gonna need an adaptor…unless you wait till you come back then I send to you loh ;)

  31. michellesy :

    Date: June 30, 2008 @ 6:34 pm

    cannot refute cos you don’t know what i look like ok wtf.

    eh don’t make me add you on facebook and expose you to the horror that is my appearance hahahah wtf - nanti you traumatised then die loh XD

  32. devina :

    Date: July 1, 2008 @ 1:00 am

    actually right, my friend’s clothes were stolen in her house by her crazy roomates wtf.

    so clothes not worth it also la T__T how can !

  33. ghost :

    Date: July 1, 2008 @ 4:08 am

    really one lah T_T i always get teased about it also last time. well two out of the five times is snatch thief la, then the other three times is pick pocket one. one of the two snatch thief one is by knife point summore T_T

  34. Brenda :

    Date: July 1, 2008 @ 4:24 am

    Hey, you’re really pretty ok! Don’t critise yourself la, we know you don’t mean it, lol :)

    Yea, gotta agree with that amazing theory of yours. LOL :)

    Anyway, take care.

  35. aw :

    Date: July 1, 2008 @ 4:41 am

    “member of fan club”
    *raises hand

    AHAHAHAHAHA! Jackpot!! *huge wet eyes.

    But, is he studying something crappy at Harvard, or is he at the school at business? Ah, see, there is difference. He could be at the School of Nursing…

  36. aw :

    Date: July 1, 2008 @ 4:44 am

    Oh and PS, you look better than her without makeup wtf. She looks normal without makeup wtf. Even slightly malnourished (someone needs to feed her more oranges wtf)

  37. tw :

    Date: July 1, 2008 @ 5:57 am

    so lucky for u to have a pretty roommate! good luck in ur new job

  38. xiaokit :

    Date: July 1, 2008 @ 8:13 am

    hmm….your theory quite weird…haha…i think handphone is not easily to steal lor…if u keep it well… -)

  39. jayz :

    Date: July 1, 2008 @ 9:29 am

    Hmmm.. by this theory .. go get an ugly boy friend and no one will still him away… and he will be with you for the rest of your life like your old phone.

  40. jayz :

    Date: July 1, 2008 @ 9:30 am

    typo.. steal.. not still.. still boyfriend like wood sure no one wants..you also won’t want

  41. : olivia :

    Date: July 1, 2008 @ 11:46 am

    eh i live by that theory too. now i’m using some old phone which no one wants to touch. dowan to see also T_T and i can live my phone in class forever and it’s still there when i’m back.

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