Sweat Betul

OK It’s officially 1 month since I came back and what I’ve been doing for the whole month? NOTHING! That’s what! I’m seriously sick of bumming already I need something to do! But I need something that does not need money, something that doesn’t require me to drive cause I don’t have a car, take bus/train cause they’re tiring, and walk too much under the sun and risk getting myself robbed. Ok what should I do if I don’t want to do all of the above??

Give me a suggestion please! I already sent my resume to several places but no good news so far sigh and I might have to cancel the WAO thing cause I can’t drive there and they are 30 minutes away from the nearest train station and it’ll be too tiring to get a bus to the ktm station, change to lrt THEN walk 30 minutes every morning! Seriously, anyone working in a company that needs help and wants to hire interns? I don’t care what kind of company at all I just want to gain whatever experience and not sit at home and play sims everyday haha

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today I finally went to Marie France!! Okay let me tell you guys alllll about it so you can decide for yourself if you should go or not.

Remember I had RM1,500 voucher right? I went in to ask if I can use it and they said yeah, so I went ahead and met the consultant. One great thing about them was their service cause although the consultant knew I was going to use the voucher, she didn’t really behave differently as I thought she would wtf you know like care less about you kinda thing. However, I was mortified (YES mortified) to find out that one session itself costs RM845! 0.o zomg.

In one session, there are 3 different procedures (which i will explain later) that cost about RM250 each. So if I were to use the RM1500 I have, I can only go for TWO sessions! BUT, there’s always a but here, if I am to buy 10 sessions, instead of RM 8450, it’ll only be RM2200! How amazing right wtf so anyway she said I only have to pay extra RM 700 since I have 1,500. I obviously said no and said I’ll go ahead with the two sessions but she warned me that 2 sessions won’t be as effective as 10 (obviously) and I might not see much results.

The idealistic me wants to pay that rm700 very much cause I’ve always wanted to be thinner than normal (grass is always greener on the other side!)but the realistic me says rm700 is way too much so I told the consultant that I only want to try the two sessions first.

Soooo anyway, I went ahead to start my first session!

First step is the cold wrap (which is around rm295 wtf I can do this at home too wei!). The consultant asked me to get naked wtf and then she wrapped some cold cloth around my tummy (since that’s the area I wanna target). I had to then wait for around 30 minutes which I spent rather wisely reading about Jamie Lynn’s relationship with her sister wtf.

After the cold wrap, I was ushered into another room where I was to get a massage. Another consultant came to give me a tummy massage for another 20 minutes or so and thus ended the second step which cost around RM350 (siao not even full body massage). After the massage, I had to go to another room which I was to lie down and she spread some warming thing on my tummy. Then, I was wrapped with some thick thing which was then heated. I had to lie there for around 30 minutes and fell asleep and had a dream about having the best body in the world WTF

So that was all! All that for RM845 wei and obviously, after the first session, I didn’t notice a single difference at all. Final verdict: too expensive if you want to actually see good results so go for it if you are really rich enough to do so. Unless of course, you want to go for the 10 sessions plan but then you’d have to go at least once a month after that to maintain or something like that.

Anywayyy I’m starting my month long gym with Barry soon, which is only RM30 for the TWO of us for a month plus some trainer thingy. I think I’m gonna see wayyy more result than marie france and it’s 40 times cheaper too!

Oh yeah, also, before going for the marie france, I kept eating a lot because I thought MF can save me wtf but since it’s only two sessions now, I guess I can’t binge so much again =( Although I just ate at SS2 murni (loh shee fun and soft shell crab fried rice mmm) after going for my first session haha

I know I’m not destined for these kinda stuff lah cause you know why! The first thing I noticed when the woman gave me a tour around was the biscuits they had on some counter. I was eyeing the biscuits for some time, hoping that they’ll give me some but alas they didn’t  =(

Oh one more thing! I just noticed this today but whenever I finish a satisfying meal, I always wish I can turn back time and start the whole process of me savoring my meal again. Like, I’ll wish that my stomach is empty again and the plate is full again so I can do the eating part all over again wtf WHY AM I SO WEIRD sigh which is why I can never be stick thin and also I finally found the secret as to why some people can never grow fat no matter how much they eat! it’s cause THEY SHIT EVERYDAY LOR I SWEAR THIS IS THE REASON

which also means! I finally found the secret on how to lose weight even if you love food *big wet eyes. screw marie france! the secret is just shit everyday=eat more fiber=buy more cereal! whoop dee doo wtf

I know I spelt it without the U but please don’t confuse me already T__T I kept spelling stuff with U for my papers and my professors kept correcting them so now that I’m used to that already, don’t wanna change back again. Anyway, I finally have time to gather/steal pictures from people’s blogs so here are the pictures for the Made of Honor event dinner I went to last Thursday night!

Seriously I don’t know how I can forget my camera! Maybe 1. I am truly not a blogger inside wtf or 2. I know all the other bloggers will bring cameras anyway or 3. I’m just forgetful like that la wtf

**credits to all those people who took these pictures, I just saved these images without remembering to copy your url so I’m sorry if I forget to give you credit for it!**

Damn grand wei got a troop of people playing bagpipes!

With Kel Li! I borrowed the dress from Hui Wen cause I only have two black dresses which I’ve worn over and over again. I love the color of this dress but it was too big for me so I had to walk around holding it up wtf (thanks hui wen but you looked way better in it than i do =( )

With Ringo who lost so much weight (i wanna be like that too *big wet eyes. but have no fear for i have solution to this!more on this later wtf)

With Su Ann and Yuh Hui whom we think look like May Zhee! not really in this picture though..

Su ann again

the girls on my table!

su ann again wtf are you sick of us already

With all the nuffies plus kimcun! From left, Michelle, Skyler, Kim, Su Ann, me and Wen-Qi

+ Ringo and me holding up my dress wtf dah lah no boobs how to flaunt wtf

plus tim and KY!

With Simon!

OH OH SO ABOUT THE BEST COUPLE THING! Anyway they wanted to choose a few couples to go on stage for this game and at first I didn’t really want to cause I’d miss some of the meals T__T but then the MC already behind me so I had to go but it was so worth it!

The first part is this Q&A thingy where the MC would ask Barry something about me and I had to write it down before he answers it and see if his answer is correct! There were 2 other couples with us, us the couple who have been together for 3.5 years, another couple who are getting married soon and another couple who have been married for 22 years! haha

Anyway we only got 1 wrong for this (the question was when is my mom’s bday wtf how would he know!

with the other couples

us giving nervous smiles to each other

then we were all supposed to go collect coins from everyone and whoever gets the most wins! I got quite a lot wei thankiu everyone! (who is that poking my back wtf)

And hahahah this table made barry kiss a guy so that they would all give him coins! He sold his dignity for coins that night haha

And we won 2nd place =) the married couple got first dunno how they get so much coins! Anyway LISTEN TO THIS! THE PRIZES ARE…

1. 2 night stay in jww marriot in a deluxe room

2. rm800 worth of studio photos or something

3. that bouquet of flower

4. some random made of honor stuff

5. a bottle of wine

AND THE BEST OF ALL! jeng jeng jeng!

RM 1,500 voucher for Marie France Bodyline slimming center *biggest wet eyes in the world

Is this God’s way of giving me his amazing grace? I am so happy T______T My dream will finally be materialized! Not only that! Barry got us a 1 month membership to Celebrity Fitness (the gym)(maybe he secretly thinks I’m fat wtf) so look, in 1 month’s time, I’ll be soooo thin you don’t even know it ok! Don’t know why but I still feel like I won’t be wtf but a girl can dream!

I’ll be so thin that when I take picture sideways, you’ll be wondering where I am in that picture wtf hahahahha *laughs at own joke wtf “suet where are you! i can’t see you no more” wtf

Ok everyone please give me pressure ok! Say “cheh you sure won’t get thinner one lah marie france doesn’t work anyway” so that I’ll prove myself to you! Actually don’t have to do that lah cause these kinda discouragements never work for me anyway haha and my mom told me her cousin who went to marie france got thinner but once she stopped, she gained weight again and eventually got fatter than even before she went HAHAHA WHERE CAN LIKE THAT HAHAHA (*in serious tone* I’m so gonna sue them if this happens)

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I think today’s education fair was pretty successful! Thanks people for dropping by and I hope I was helpful! My throat quite sore now from talking so much (and so fast seriously there’s no stopping me when I’m excited) And thanks to all you readers who stopped by too =))) Good luck in choosing a college and in all your application! Email me if you have any questions ok!

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oh ya forgot to talk about the movie wtf hahha the main reason for all that fancy dinner was for the movie but i forgot about it so as you can see, it’s pretty forgettable haha but all chick flicks are anyway. Hmmm i personally think chick flicks are all the same but this one was pretty nice to me compared to other recent ones I’ve seen (ps i love you, 27 dresses) but as usual, you can’t expect anything much from the storyline. Dempsey was not as dreamy as I thought he’d be but it’s a good light watch i’d say so go watch it!

hello i wanna blog about the made of honor event but i forgot to bring my camera so i didn’t take a single pic at all T__T just give me some time to gather(steal) pics from facebook/blogs first ok? gotta sleep now although it’s only 12.30am (damn early wei) cause have to wake up at 7 tomorrow for the education fair!

come by my booth if you will be there tomorrow! mt holyoke college ok? no ok? night!

p.s: please tell me if you have a picture of me last night thanks!

p.p.s: oh we won 2nd place for best couple! and it was our anniversary yesterday too woot

Attention:

US Education Fair this Saturday! More about it here and anyone who has the slightest interest in pursuing your education in the states MUST go to this fair ok! You know why? Cause I’ll be there hoho wtf no lah cause over 50 American colleges/universities will be represented there and it’ll be really useful for you, even if you are unsure where your education path lies. So be there or be square!

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Hokai here are my Penang pictures!

Since Penang is nowhere new/foreign like Timbuktu or something, I’ll skip the landscape pictures (not that I took any wtf).

Sleeping in the car haha Barry took this picture of me. I look cool cause I’m cool like that

Round 1 in Gurney Drive, Char Kuey Teow, Oh Chien, Rojak, Ice Kacang, Hokkien Mee, Claypot Chicken rice, Apom, Grilled Fish and Sotong

In the hotel after dinner. My curls unraveled damn fast due to the humidity i guess =(

Mirror. cant. resist. sorry

lalala a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do

This is how my curls look like right after I curl them, have to do them really tight like that cause no matter how much hairspray I use, the curls will go down one after 1 hour or less.

Round 2: Laksa in Air Itam!

and popiah too mmm

with parents

Barry and bro

Taking picture of my bro who’s taking a video of me

Went to kek lok si next. Dragon! my year!

Camwhoring with the snake

and dragon

with family

in batu feringgi

reclining buddha! eh let me tell you one scary story. Behind this buddha, there were like urns and profile of those deceased so I was pretty intrigued and started reading about them, when did they die, who they left behind etc (average age 78 =S) Then Barry pulled me away and told me that his dad’s friend did that once, he was reading about this young girl who died and said that it’s a waste for a pretty girl to die so early and the ghost followed him home!!!!!!!!!111111 o_0 dont know how true is that but it’s damn scary la

bored in the room while bro and barry watched football. haiya euro cup so what they have that every few years, and got premier league la what league la world cup la yawns

trying to smile with my eyes. i know why i look ugly already, cause can see a lot of my gum!

round 3: char kuey teow (again!), sotong, chicken wings, tomyam, loh mee and hokkien mee! Everytime eat the same stuff one haha

Gurney Drive

Hotel lift

Round 4: ice kacang, cendol and rojak for supper

Got Round 5, 6 and 7 some more but lazy wanna take pictures already. Went to the famous lorong selamat to eat ckt (again!!) and had to wait like 1.5 hours grr i’m now officially sick of hawker food!

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I’m so happy cause I just bought the sims 2 (with everything inside! sims university, pets, holiday stuff, glamour life, nightlife EVERYTHING also got!!!)! I’ve been doing nothing but install everything and playing it hohoho now I know how it feels like being unemployed =( It’s like you feel DAMN kao lazy wanna start applying for jobs and will always go haiya tomorrow lah tomorrow lah in the end never do one.

No worries though cause I’ve decided that to hell with it I’m not gonna do internships! I already emailed WAO to ask if they need help and they said I can go over and help them take care of kids omg best job in the world!!! Sigh I know I’ll regret this 3 years later when I start applying for a real job and look my resume with no real work experiences and when they ask me what i did in my first year summer then i’ll say i took care of kids =( whatever la why worry about something that’s gonna happen 3 years later anyway sigh

Since I haven’t uploaded my Penang pictures yet (nothing much, all food only. like ALL), I’m gonna blog about posts that I wrote before but never got around to publishing them.

Post 1: Blogopolitics

This was written sometime last year I think, when I just stopped working with Nuff. Working there made me really stressful cause I have to get myself involved with all the bloggers and being a blogger myself made it a lot harder. Dealing with bloggers, especially those supposedly famous ones, wasn’t easy at all because they think they are kings of the world whom we should bow and give prompt attention to. So this post is about some of the bloggers (unnamed of course) whom I really hate but I couldn’t post this due to a lot of unforeseen circumstances wtf.

Also this post is about people (bloggers) who were especially nice to me when they knew I was working with nuff but didn’t give two hoots about me once I stopped. HATE that kinda people lor seriously, those who only care about your existence if they need you for a favor.

But I think I’ll never get around to posting this sigh. I remember feeling rather pissed with everyone and wrote this asssslonngg 2000 over words entry wtf but once I went away, I didn’t care about the blogosphere/said bloggers anymore so I just forget about the whole thing lah.

Post 2: Emoemo

This super emo post (can tell from the title wtf) is about my relationship. It was during one of those emo LDR moments when I felt like I couldn’t take the distance anymore and blogged about it but quickly took it down cause I didn’t want to write a public post that will affect my relationship later. A lot of random emo shit in this post lah don’t blame me I was once a lost soul who was only looking for love in all the wrong places WTF

Post 3: Brought to you by the letter B

HAHAHAHA this post was written by Barry when I was away in philly so I asked him to blog for me but he accidentally closed it after writing a long post and the draft only had “hello this is B for barry wtf” he gave up and didn’t bother writing it again. I’ll make him blog for me again next time cause I like his posts!
Post 4: Blogs I like and hate

Erm a post about blogs again. The only posts I will not post are either about private stuff like my relationship (like when we fight etc) or about blogs/bloggers lah. The only time I ever talked about blogs was when I talked about mayzhee and that also I regretted like shit cause it caused so much drama. It’s not that I’m too coward but I don’t even know these people in real life so I don’t think I should judge them based solely on their blog persona right. But I might talk about blogs I always read and enjoy someday.

That’s all no more!

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To get my invites to the Nuffnang Wildlife Party, I’m gonna draw!

Damn cute right wtf hahaha now I damn dilemma lah! What should I wear to the party?!! Become a zebra? Tiger? Cheetah? Leopard?? all damn common lah I must be special!! Elephant? wtf lizard?! Crocodile? Hippo? Sigh ideas please!