Sweat Betul

I’m watching A Bug’s Life now as I type this and it dawned upon me that I have totally forgotten about this movie. I think it’s actually the cartoon I enjoy the most, even more than Wall E!

hahhaha the fat caterpillar is so funny!

Anyway on a completely unrelated note, after 19 years and 11 months of my life (omg my birthday is just around the corner, like two blocks away, like 10 meters away, like you can totally jog there in 5 mins wtf), I finally got..drunk.

I made the almost fatal mistake of telling my friends that I’ve never ever got drunk in my life before cause I *think* I am sort of allergic to alcohol. They laughed and beat their chests ridiculously and said that there is no such thing as alcohol allergy and said all I need to do is train myself.

I freaked out and said if I ever die because of all that alcohol poisoning then I have no choice but to haunt everyone forever. They laughed and beat their chests again and started playing this drinking game.

First round, and I lost =.=

They poured all sorts of weird things into a huge glass and pushed the glass towards me.

Trembling, I begged for mercy.

All my friends whom I’ve known for 6 years refused to let me go and asked me to down all that in 3 seconds or they’d open my mouth and pour that in T_______T

But I’m allergic to alcohol!

Fail.

But I’ll die!

Fail.

I told myself that fine I’m not a chicken! Besides, I’ve always wanted to know how it feels to be drunk. So I drank all of that weird concoction of drinks. And got really sick.

My hands started trembling, my heart was pounding so fast I sweared it’d pound its way out of my body soon, my head ached so much, my hands and legs started getting red blotches all over and I got sooooo red.

Sooo sooo sososoososooo red.

I looked something like this.I was soooooooo red it scared the hell outta everyone.

I tried to camwhore with Daniel’s phone to see how red I am but I couldn’t even hold the phone properly T__T Everyone started laughing cause they’ve never in their life seen me like that before and I kept denying that I’m anywhere near drunk. (eh where got people get drunk after 1 drink one!) “Suet you can’t even camwhore properly lah confirm drunk already” they said.

Damn paiseh ok drunk after 1 drink?!?! I suck.

Anyway they continued playing the game and ordered McD but I felt like puking when I smelled the food. And then my stomach started churning and I felt terrible and and and I vomitted T___________T

I truly suck.

The feeling sucked so much ok! After vomiting, they told me that I will get better and I need to drink more cause I was in the state of not really drunk but kinda drunk but I still felt really terrible and I didn’t feel like drinking at all.

I really really don’t understand why people wanna do that to themselves! Drink although the alcohol tastes like shit, get so drunk they don’t even know what’s going on, and feel like shit the whole time blah I hated it!

Anyway the end that’s the point of my entry wtf I hate drinking and I don’t want to ever drink that much again =(  (I don’t mind drinking a little but not until I vomit again) Although vomitting whatever I just ate = lose weight = sounds like a good idea…wtf kidding!

Call me jakun/loser/moron/whatever wtf but I don’t think anyone should ever drink (that much), especially if they don’t even like the taste of alcohol and drink just to get drunk. and risk looking stupid cause people do stupid things when they’re drunk. so stay sober! this is a community message brought to you by me wtf back to a bug’s life!

p.s:

Happy Merdeka! I couldn’t celebrate merdeka the past 2 years but now that I could…I chose to watch Sex and the City with Aud instead. oh well. My sis made those cupcakes (and i did the moon and star! My star damn nice and has 14 perfect points *proud)

BAD NEWS

BAD BAD BAD BAD NEWS

BAD BAD BAD BADBADBABDABAD NEWS 

ok I think you get my point wtf

Anyway I’m sure you all know my best friend and roommate in college right? Yeah yeah the pretty girl from China..the one you guys did a fan club for? hahah let me refresh your memory

anywayyyy, bad news cause…

she’s not coming back to college with me next semester

T_________________________________T

she was the ONLY thing that made me look forward to college and now she’s not coming back T__________T

she was the person I ate my breakfast, lunch and dinner with EVERYday and plan to eat with for my remaining three years there T___________T

I don’t think I can survive 4 months without her T____________T__________T___________T

She is taking one semester off BECAUSE..this gets worse..

She found out that she has a tumor   in her stomach and she has to go for an operation soon

I was so shocked when she told me this but fortunately, she said the tumor is not dangerous although it’s hugeeee and she will try to come back to college next year.

Get well soon, love

From me and all your fansi here wtf

She doesn’t believe that people think she’s damn pretty lor! Everytime I tell her that she got a lot of fans in my blog she’d deny and say no I’m sure they say that to be nice only, so humble leh!! I told her that I’m sure there are people visiting my blog everyday in hopes of seeing her pictures only wtf speaking of which!!

No more shanshan’s picture for the next 4 months T_____T Sorry to disappoint =(  But let’s all hope she will get well soon ok?

As for me, I’ll be living in an open double now since she won’t come back next semester..which also means that I’ll be the loneliest girl in the planet boohoo sucks to be so anti-social wtf

I also don’t like staying in a single cause I’m…scared..of ghosts T______T

p.s: finished watching forensic heroes II in 3 days! wow. and I got sick suddenly, flu, sorethroat etc although I didn’t even step out of the house the past 3 days!  T_T

Yesterday I went for my first ever facial! My mom said I should go cause I’ve been getting more pimples lately (3 at the same time T__T the big ass type somemore..) and it’s her friend so it’s not that expensive.

clean face! with pimple on my nose =(

oh and she asked me if she should pluck my eyebrows cause they’re kinda..actually, VERY, messy.

In Suet’s head: shit should I let her pluck! Good deal wei I pay for facial then get free eyebrow trim! If go shu uemura like tze then have to pay RM20..but this one not professional won’t be as nice wor..shit pluck or don’t pluck! ah fuck it lah good deal right suet good deal

Suet: OK PLUCK MOMANTAI (in 1.3 seconds wtf)

So now my eyebrows are so thin T________T Ok fine so it looks normal in the picture but everytime I touch them I feel like I have no eyebrows now. Sigh there goes my virgin bushy eyebrows.

Eh imagine if I have no brows at all…

Sorry for my lousy copy pasting skill on paint wtf but looks quite real right! At first I really thought this is what she did to me wtf then ask me to go tattoo my own eyebrow hahahha

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Couple picture from the free photoshoot the other day!

This is the first and last time you’ll ever see Barry smile wtf. The photographer kept forcing him to smile until he felt like dying poor thing =( look at him clenching his fists in fury wtf

The angle that can make me look like I have big eyes!

Blabla nothing to blog about already. Sighhhhhh 5 days before I leave T____________T So sad I don’t want to leave huhuuhu

Life without car and boyfriend sucks cause all I do now is stay home and watch Forensic Heroes II (I know i’m supposed to save this for in the plane but I couldn’t wait! Watched 7 episodes yesterday..)

lonely….i am so lonely…

Today! I shall..

watch more of my drama! ahhh my days are always full of surprises..there’s always something exciting to look forward to wtf

Barry is leaving tomorrow and we’ve been spending an awful lot of time together (24 hours a day instead of the usual 12 wtf I swear someone should just stitch us together), hence the lack of update. He’s packing and weighing his luggage now so I shall do a quick update!

Lazy wanna type too much so here are pictures of what we did last week.

We bought this nose thingy from faceshop which supposedly removes your blackheads but it didn’t work for us! boohoo give me back my rm20

peeling it for me

that’s how dumbos look like

evening walk

happy healthy people with ugly smile cause can see gum T_T

at shell, picking our favorite snacks

we had picnic outside his house! he was shirtless cause it was kinda hot outside. We were eating tuna on toast mmmm

my ultimate favorite snack, prawn crackerssssssss!!!!!! his sucks. i hate potato chips.

on comforter cause we didn’t have picnic mats

listening to across the universe =D

orange smile!

wah my this post like damn tak layan wtf. Ok bye no time to blog!

Sitting cross-legged on the floor, he opened my ’secret box’ with the note “it’s a sin to open someone’s thing without the owner’s permission, amen” on it. Inside, there was another smaller box which had almost the same note, “I said, PLEASE do not open without the owner’s humble permission, amen”. I wrote that 5 years ago when I attended the church religiously, hence the amen.

“Yay! My turn to read your old diary and laugh at you!” he said.

Earlier today, I had read his old diary for the umpteenth time and laughed at all his silly childish remarks. “Today my dad bought me the cool Power Rangers poster” or something lame like that hahaha. Anyway, he ended up getting distracted when he saw some colored papers meant for making stars and started folding them instead, leaving me to rummage through my ’secret’s secret box’

An excerpt. I read it out loud.

” 9/5/2005,

This thursday is our 5th month together, 5 months of bliss, love, jealousy, tears, sugar, spice and everything nice =). I’ve never regretted meeting him before. Never regretted risking my safety to meet a stranger at 5 in the morning. He’s truly the most wonderful thing that has ever happened to me.”

My voice quivered and I reached over to hug him.

You’re the best thing that has ever happened to me too, he said.

Choked in my tears, I continued reading my diary.

“He’s like what? an angel sent from the Mighty Fella up there? Barry would so laugh his arse off if he ever reads this”

Hahahaha! Angel?! mighty fella?! We laughed our arses off.

Distance? Fuck distance. Uncertainties? Fuck uncertainties. We can do this.