Sweat Betul

 This is an advertorial wtf

Great it’s that time of the month again. If you know me when I was in Form 5, I’m sure you know how much I hated period. I hated it so much that I threatened my ovaries to stop producing eggs or else I’ll surgically remove them from my body. I also hated it so much that I wrote seriously emo entries about how I rather die than be a woman. Yes, now you can tell how much I hated my period T__T

The cramp is one thing, but the discomfort is another. I used to skip school cause of my cramps (yes it WAS that bad ok), but another main reason why I hate to walk out of my house is I hate to change my pad when I’m outside, especially in school! Grr hate hate hate.

Anywayyy, I’ve been using Kotex since I was maybe 15, when I found out that their packaging is WAYYY cooler than other products. Do you know what I’m talking about? There the cartoonish looking girls!

And then they had this flower flower thing as their cover also. How cool is that?? (ok shaddap I was 15) (ok actually truth is I still buy Kotex for that very same reason wtf)

Kotex is now launching their new product called Soft and Smooth Ultrathin Wing and it absorbs two times faster!

It has a bi-fluid blue layer so woot! now I don’t have to wait for my pad to work its wonder while discretely tugging at it! You know that feeling of wetness and you always have to move your pad around cause it’s super uncomfortable?! Yuck I hate hate hate hate it!

Imagine tugging at it while walking then people see how! Seriously damn embarrassing right? But which one should I choose, to die of embarrassment or to feel a tad more comfortable?? Now with this pad that absorbs two times faster, there won’t be that feeling of wetness=no more tugging=no more dying of embarrassment!

Wah I seriously sound like TV commercial wtf haha

Ok ehem, continue. As the name suggests, this pad is also ultrathin so you don’t have to worry about the pad being visible!

Super thin right like paper only!!

HAHAHAHAH you know sometimes how a pad is so bulky that it makes you look like you have a talala? A ding ding dong? God those terms make me crack! hahahaha wtf. Yeah so anyway I always wear bulky pads cause I want them to absorb more and faster and always risk looking like I have a talala. Schlong. Whatever you want to call that male organ of copulation lah. So yay now no more schlong for me!

Not only that, a thick pad made things so terribly inconvenient last time when I used to play basketball every day. Sigh back in those good ol’ days when I used to be so fit =( Although the only exercise I get each day now is..erm..walk up the stairs wtf, but for you perople who still play sports (yeah yeah good for you *sour wtf) a thinner pad will always be better!

Last note: If you wanna know, they also have that softouch cover with embossed floral designs which I love so much. Makes me feel really happy even though reaching for a pad is the saddest thing to do. But then again, not getting your period when you want it to come is a sadder thing lah haha.

Wah I can write damn a lot just on pads hor I wonder why I can’t write as much for my assignments .

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There you go, my first advertorial *big wet eyes..and it’s about pad wtf. So what! Pads are a fact of life too ok! And I only did it cause I do use Kotex and I do like it and I do think bulky pads make me look like I have a dick wtf.

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What I did since I came here which I’m really proud of:

1. Bathe everyday. Seriously I really thought it’ll be too cold to bathe here but because of the hot shower, I ended up bathing everyday cause hot showers are THE SHIZNIT.

2. Only put on 1/2kg so far (it fluctuates) I’m so proud!!!!!!!111 people say they usually put on more than 5 kg haha but that’s not my goal, my goal is to lose more weight before I go back so no one can say I’m fatter already >=(

3. Remain sane and get good grades. Hallelujah wtf please let me remain sane and get good grades this semester too. Normally, people take 16 credits a semester but I’m taking 19 this time T____T I didn’t have a choice huhu lazy wanna explain why.

Ya allah ah ne ne roommate listening to techno songs and tamil songs wtf. Aud thinks she’s secretly a shuffler in disguise wtf. When I’m brave enough, I’ll ask her if she’s a DJ wtf. Tamil songs….*faints.

p.s: seriously I REFUSE TO accept the fact that chinese new year is the day after tomorrow and I’m not there to celebrate it. I still can’t believe it. It’ll be the saddest day of my life =(