Sweat Betul

I’m gonna talk about a very disgusting/gross topic today so if you can’t stand that kinda thing, it’s advisable to stop reading now wtf

Today! I’m gonna talk about my inability to shit T_______T

You know right, all the entire 19.5 years of my life, I never knew humans were supposed to shit everyday one. Ever since I can remember, I shit every 4 days or so and I thought that’s really normal! Not until I met Barry and Audrey, the normal people who shit every morning and tell me about it wtf. I was so surprised at first and kept asking them how come they got so much shit to shit everyday wtf but they said everyone does it so I guess I’m the only odd one out T__T

In college, my roommate (shanshan) couldn’t go to toilet as well so right hahaha we were damn stupid one. Every time someone needs to shit, that person (usually me lah you think shanshan so crude like me ah wtf) will announce to the entire room that she needs to shit in a very proud voice. And the other person, instead of looking disgusted, will usually stare at her in envy and say “good job! I wish I can shit too” wtf.

When I found out the secret of shitting everyday (by eating 6 oranges a day hahaha), I shared with her this secret and we treated this as if it was the biggest secret of our lives wtf. Sigh but ever since I came home, I’ve only eaten 2 oranges these past 2 weeks and have trouble shitting again. Actually I know what to do to be able to shit one (drink more water, eat more fiber blabla), but I’m just too lazy to do all that only.

Why can’t I be normal and shit everyday! no wonder my tummy so big, all full of shit only T_T which goes to prove that I am indeed full of shit, literally T__T shit here shit there sounds damn crude wtf. I mean erm, excrete feces wtf or to defecate haih so formal for what whoever who takes offense in the word shit is full of shit lah everyone needs to shit/defecate everyday anyway (except me T__T)

oh ya why am I telling all this is cause today! I got diarrhea! (in a happy tone wtf) Remember I said I have a superpower and that my stomach is made of steel and that I can never get diarrhea no matter what? Well, I was wrong cause after eating curry fish head and maggi goreng yesterday, I woke up with an upset stomach which I welcomed with open arms wtf

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My grades are out! And they are pretty damned unexpected…in a good way! =DDD Seriously, all those late nights writing and fussing over my papers were soooo worth it now cause I got pretty good marks for them. When I first started college, my paper writing skills were..nonexistent wtf and I really sucked at writing formal/research papers. When I was asked to write a 5 page paper last time, I nearly fainted wtf but now I can do that and I did!

Thanks Lipman for giving me the hardest paper of my life! (i bet he was impressed with my super good title wtf) Thanks Moseley for saying I did a great job on the Malaysian economic analysis! Thanks Barry for all that guidance and proofreading! Thanks Shanshan for all that encouragement! Thanks Aud for all that love! Thanks Suet for everything else wtf

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My hair color damn bright now! =O

Trying to smile with my eyes but fail wtf

*pretend to wanna show hair color but actually wanna post more camwhore pics only wtf

omg everyone is waiting OUTSIDE the house for me now cause we’re gonna go pavillion or something aih will upload the rest later bye!

amidst all that flurry of packing our bedsheets and kettle and books and clothes and winter coats and all that taping up of boxes, writing our names and class, wrapping nice stuff in newspaper so no one will steal them, deciding which tops i should bring back, weighing my luggage, panicking about how everything is too heavy and that we wouldn’t have enough strength to lug them all up to the storage room 34810 miles away…..

heck my first year is over already.

it’s sinking into every part of me clearer than ever now. my first year in college is already over in a blink of an eye and as much as i wanted to just leave this place and just go back home, going back is the last thing i want now. having audrey, angela, shan shan and mild to get me through my first year made me wish to always have them all by my side until i graduate. but the party will be gone soon and there’ll only be the two of us next year.

i feel like i did so much the past year and learned so much, more than i could ever imagine and if i have a chance to do it all over again, i would. i just want to do all this all over again, and again, and never have to move on. i hated this place so much when i first came but i think i’ve grown to really love it. i just really don’t know how to love it as much when most of the people i love here won’t be here anymore. sigh.

this past week really summarized my entire first year. fun. crazy. hectic. fast. emo. happy. sad. too much worrying about nothing. loved. well-fed.
i don’t think i’m too excited about going home yet but i’ll try to be. i know i will be. plane food, in-flight movies, malaysian food, family, friends, jiameei, home, here i come.

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p.s: i’m so proud of myself! since everyone is busy packing and throwing things out, i found my new favorite hang out place..the trash room wtf. i like to just go down there to see what’s free and yesterday, i collected a grand total of 5 things. free boxes to store my stuff (yay don’t have to buy!), huge sketch book to play pictionary/win lose or draw with (which i think is pretty useless now so i will have to just throw it away =( ), magazines whee!, a dust collector thingy and free bottles of water! yays! anything free is good ok bye

SUPER a lot of pictures ahead. No time to really choose the nicer ones so haiya simply put all only! I’m blogging very frequently now cause we’ve been very socially active these days wtf unlike our normal nerdy selves. BUT all that will come to an end starting from today cause this week is the last week of class then next week is exam time T________T

Went to Senior Ball last Sat! Aud, Angie and Mild are gonna graduate this year omg please don’t get me started if not i’ll start crying buckets again T___T

Me with the girl with the most perfect hair in the world

Mild and Shanshan

With Angie

Hahahha damn ugly I wore my sports shoes to walk there cause didn’t want to walk in heels (changed to heels after that obviously)

Shan2, mild, me+baby wtf, aud, angie

Outside the hall

NO WONDER I HAVE THE BIGGEST TUMMY IN THE WORLD!!! go ball also still eating forever eating one but I already paid $15 so of course have to get my money’s worth right…I even tapau-ed the cookies back hehehe damn kiasu sial

Loving pic 1 haih see this pic also wanna cry already T___T how am I gonna survive without my two best friends here T___T

The seniors

Soulja boy dance wtf

Whose shoe is the dirty shoe!

Aud and angie with random glass

Loving pic 2

Super loving pic T____________T

their eyes are damn big wei mine pale in comparison

Loving pic 526521 T_______T

Story behind this pic: Suet said to angie “angie I’m gonna cry now damn sad why do people have to leave T_T” then angie said she’s really gonna cry too then we came up with an idea which was to camwhore more to prevent our tears from flowing out wtf but in the end we did cry a bit also T_______T saddest story in the world

Suet and her bf wtf wtf wtf

Shanshan and angie (her dress damn nice right!)

Yes I wore the same dress I wore on vegas night as well but it’s a damn nice dress ok! OK DON’T BELIEVE THIS PIC! because!!! I asked angie to photoshop my tummy away muahahha wtf

Original pic. See lah like 5 months pregnant how to show the world T_T but I don’t feel like my tummy is thaaat big also maybe I’m still in denial wtf

The end fuh! Actually I still have tonnes more in shanshan’s camera but i’ll post in the next post lah cause I know I won’t be going anywhere for the next few days so sure nothing to blog about.

I just realized something, after these three weeks, I’ll never get to take pictures with aud and angie and put them up in my blog again T_____________T damn sad damn sad damnddasadfkfksekg T_____T I mean I’ll see them again lah (and hopefully see aud forever if I marry her brother *big wet eyes) but it’ll be so different =(

This past year is the best time I will ever have in college because of our friendship and I can’t believe it’s gonna end so soon T__T What am I gonna do seriously! Who am I gonna speak Malaysian accent with? Where do I go to for help/gossip/hang out/camwhore/shop/bathe??!?!!?!? I’m dreading the 14th of may because I have to leave my two bestest friends but at the same time looking forward to it cause I just really wanna go home now.

Spring is here! It has been here for the past two weeks actually which is very good news =) On good days, it’ll be 24 celcius and on bad days, it’ll be around 15 celcius which is still really good!

It’s 3am now and I’m dead tired so I’ll just throw in pictures and call it a day ok?

Cherry blossom in front of Blanchard =D

Shan2 took this pic! very very nice! It’s my current desktop background

Yes I’m really addicted to oranges and I converted angie and shan2 to orange lovers too heh. I eat at least 4-6 oranges a day =S Please tell me there’s no such thing as orange overdose!

Haha shan2 asked me to go as near as possible and this is the nearest..that goose bites!

The college organized a spring picnic last Friday!

Hot dogs and hamburgers mmmm

All of us!

With aud and angie

Haha this is how we took that pic above

Shan2, me, mild, don’t remember =S, aud, angie

They gave us daisies!

Aud who hates the sun wtf

Mild and angie damn cute!

=D

I love spring! and picnics!

Blabla damn sleepy wanna die T_T

I got rashes after that wtf

Spring love <3

Barry bought me that bag!

Angie’s gang hahahhaha

Haih sorry for this lousy post but I’m so super tired now can die. goodnight everyone! I think I got more pictures on the picnic but nevermind lah always take the same faces only everyone also get bored already.