Sweat Betul

Someone added me this morning and even though I don’t usually just approve anyone who adds me, this person seems…ok. Her name is Aida and her email seems valid. Aida..I have a friend named Aida..it could be her, right?

Alright so I added Aida and here’s how the conversation went:

Aida says:
Hi

(here, I noticed something weird. Aida’s display picture is this naked girl with her hands covering her boobs..my friend Aida was not like that! (and her body wasn’t this hot) But maybe she is? a side i’ve never known maybe..)

Queen Suet says:
hey u are?
Aida says:
hey, A/S/L?
Queen Suet says:
where did u get my email
Aida says:
hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol
Queen Suet says:
fuck off
Aida says:
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
Queen Suet says:
aida likes to eat steaks..big fat juicy steaks
Aida says:
I can show u how to watch if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE:-$

(I gave up trying to say random stuff at this point and wanted to see what she was dying to show me)

Queen Suet says:
ok
Queen Suet says:
show me
Aida says:
well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on “Webcams” let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.lovelocalgirls.com/jane2hot fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live!
Queen Suet says:
AIDA HAS AIDS
Aida says:
Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?:-$
Queen Suet says:
U HAVE AIDS OMG U’RE GONNA DIE
Aida says:
OH SHIT..

(omg it’s not computer-generated after all!!)

Aida says:
k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn…I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u… You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..

(i was wrong sigh)

Queen Suet says:
SIGH it’s ok i’ll still talk to u, i dont judge. u dont have to go away
Aida says:
AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.lovelocalgirls.com/jane2hot

Queen Suet says:
Aida likes steaks and she has AIDS!
Aida says:
AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.lovelocalgirls.com/jane2hot

bleh! boring!

makeup post after this! well, sorta makeup post =D

When in dire need of something to blog about, have no fear! For I have prepared a thousand bullets of camwhore pictures in case of emergencies like this.

Before I continue, let me tell you how much I hate drunk people. When I was showering, a bunch of guys came in and started talking to the other girls who were clearly drunk in the bathroom. Conversation went like this:

Guy 1: Hey girls can I come in?

Girls in unison: OF COURSE! PLEASE COME IN! We’re so drunk heheheh

Guy 2: oh wow you’re in towel…(referring to a girl there I suppose)

Girl in towel: oh really? hehehe I just showered!

Girls in unison: let’s go to our room! we have booooooze and we’re gonna get drunkkkkk hehehe

=.= Seriously I have doubts about where I am at times. I’m supposedly in a prestige, extremely intellectual women’s college? And yet why are there people like this here! Being in a women’s college sucks cause whenever a girl sees a guy, she gets extremely flirtatious and hiao and will go all bimboish. They even attack the young male chefs sometimes…. And the chefs here supposedly slept with half the population here already! why would an independent, highly motivated and intellectual woman go for an std-driven chef is way beyond me. But I guess in moments of desperation, anything trumps std.

Anywayyy out of boredom, we came up with this! Ways to wear your specs wtf sorry this one not as funny as the scarf one.

#1: Nerds getting very excited about learning

#2 Short-sighted girls pretending to look hot

#3 Nerdy girls in Mt Holyoke when they see guys wtf shanshan acting flirtatious while I’m pushing my specs up to see if that’s really a guy wtf

#4 Popo Ah Ma Nenek Tok Yam whatever rocks your boat wtf

#5 study until crazy already

#6 Nerds after getting a good bashing from the cool guys

#7 Too kiamsiap to buy new specs wtf

Haih sorry not funny. It wasn’t easy to come up with ideas! I think scarf is the most versatile one.

Stitch and Mr Harvard kissing

Pulling my bra straps while I secretly smile in glee wtf. Do you know my famous bra strap story?? Let me tell you!

Once upon a time when I used to be REAL fat, I had this super huge crush on this guy. He loved to go around pulling innocent girls’ bra straps. Poor me at that time was only 12 and boobless, thus had no need to wear bra. After witnessing my then love of my life pulling on bra straps, I went back home and demanded my mom to BUY ME BRA NOW NOW NOW. Poor unsuspecting mom can do nothing but bring her fat daughter on a bra shopping trip.

That was how I finally got my first bra!! The next day, I went to school with my new bra =D and waited for my then love of my life to pull my bra straps. I waited in agony (but full of patience) and my fruits of labor were reaped a week later when he finally walked behind me! I waited with bated breath and then the moment came! He pulled my bra straps just like how shanshan was pulling mine *big wet eyes

the end of dramatic story. in the end i lost interest in him and realized that he was just a good for nothing bra straps puller wtf

Note: the last picture right, how can anyone have such a nice smile! Like even if you cover her mouth, you know that she’s smiling cause her eyes are sorta smiling too..but mine..when I try to smile with my eyes…

this is how I look like T____T

pretending i have short hair again haha

looks damn real though!

ok the end no more.

p.s: new poll!

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All about me one duh my blog what. This shanshan damn stupid!!! I asked her this and she said she wants to bump into me in the toilet so she can hear me pee WHY IS SHE LIKE THAT SERIOUSLY DAMN DEMENTED wtf

After years of blogging, I finally discovered a certain pattern in which I choose to blog. I always always blog more when I’m busier compared to when I have nothing to do. Hmm. Anyway some of the things that keep me alive these days:

1. Hot showers

I’ve said this twice and I’ll say this again. I cannot survive without hot showers and strangely, I really do look forward to showering. Someone as lazy as me actually looking forward to walking few steps to the bathroom and take off all my clothes, shower, and put them all on again, slab on moisturizer..sounds like a hell lot of work to me!

2. One Tree Hill

OTH is the shiznit I tell you! My absolute bliss is when I download not one but TWO episodes at once and watch them straight. I love that feeling =) Today, I managed to squeeze in two hours in between classes to watch them two episodes and I felt so much better after that. Not really very much better cause WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING HALEY AND NATHAN CANNOT GET A DIVORCE OK I LOVE THEM TO BITS!!!!!

3. Blogging

Although I’ve been so busy lately but I still blog every two days! I always feel happier when it’s time for me to blog cause I can finally put aside my work for an hour and just write random stuff on the net. Random stuff trumps history/econ papers anytime!

4. Food

Literally! haha I love eating I look forward to lunch/dinner/supper everyday. This is damn stupid, whenever I don’t look at the time then I won’t feel hungry but if I look at the time and if it says it’s time to eat, then my stomach will grumble immediately! damn wtf

5. My boyfriend’s voice

=)))) why am i so sweet wtf. I like it when he calls me from Germany everyday at 5pm giddy up giddy up! wtf. hearing his voice generates warm fuzzy feelings somewhere near my heart =))))

6. Random crazy moment with the webcam

I came back from class the other day and saw my webcam lying around so..

OK Ladies and gents, ways to play with your scarf!

#1 Mrs European lady on vacation

#2 Stylish Arabian on vacation

#3 Ustazah Maimunah

#4 Siti Zuliana

#5 Datin Hanizah

#6 Hey Mr Taliban, tali me banana

#7 Mr Taliban working in Mt Holyoke Dining Services

#8 Bored Taliban waiting for mission

#9 some strong Chinese minority

#10 Cool mummy yoyoyo wtf

#11 Stylish actress who was hung to death

#12 Injured guy who was beaten by loan sharks wtf

Ok the end lah 12 ways ok not bad. I wanted to be a ninja too but I got hungry and chose to go eat instead wtf. Haih stress until crazy already.

Hello I’m blogging again! Sigh like I said, the busier I am the more I will blog. I’m a relatively happy person today because it’s 2 hours to Happy 39 Months with Barry =), 3 days to Philadelphia and 2 months to going back home again!! =))) Can’t wait to go home can’t wait can’t wait! Will anyone come pick me up from the airport? =))))

Today after finishing my 2nd paper, I got a little bored and sent a picture over to Angie to edit and look what she did!

BEFORE

(me when I was 14)

AFTER

AHHAHAHHAHHAHA DAMN FUNNY HAHAHAHHAA I look like a completely different person!!! So thin *big wet eyes. It’s only her 2nd attempt at Photoshop and it looks pretty good, no? Just really really weird..

BUT this girl here is who I could have been! Prettier and thinner..and perhaps if I really did look like that, no guys would have called me wild boar (true story), quickly walked away when they saw me (true story) or pulled my bra strap (true story) T_____________T photoshop could have given me a better life sigh

She also edited this picture of us. Happy 39th baby! I love you =)

Then Angie found the best site ever! It’s a site where you can morph two faces together and make them into one! I think I saw this in someone’s blog before and it’s realllllly fun to play with (but it took up sooo much of my time =( )

Angie+Suet= Anget wtf

Suet + Audrey= Suey wtf hahahahha I swear this will be the suey-est girl ever wtf

Barry and I! This is how our kid will look like..which is strangely a lot like me..

Cecilia Cheung and me *big wet eyes

AND LADIES AND GENTS, THE PRETTIEST GIRL ALIVE IS………………

Suet and Angelababy = Sugela!!!! OMG SO DAMN PRETTY UNTIL DUNNO WHAT! But then again, Angelababy is so freaking pretty in the first place already.

First four are of me and cecilia again, then of me and kristin kreuk, bottom left is me and shanshan, me and angelababy, me and baz, and a fat me and angelababy who still looks good!

Hahaha how fun! Then I was looking at my old pictures and I found a very stupid video of myself. Nope, not naked wtf.

Seriously I can’t believe I was ever this annoying!! I was showing Barry how to make pasta with playdoh wtf and he was very enthusiastically going yeah..cool..yeah..hahaha damn layan wtf. Shanshan said I look like some retarded kid T_T This was taken last last christmas so it was..2 years ago. I don’t know why I painted my nails that color wtf..haih

Okay one hour’s up! Time to go back to doing more work! Sigh why am I so entertaining ar wtf should I consider being an entertainer wtf

The next two weeks will be the worst weeks of my life T____T I’ve said this before but I’m saying it again to reemphasize how much work I have. 3 papers due next week, 2 midterms and endless readings. I did 1/2 of my paper the whole weekend (which is seriously not a minor feat) but considering that I used 2 whole days to do 2 pages, I will need at least another 3 weeks for the rest!

Please please let me wake up tomorrow and realize that I can move twice as fast as before without even realizing it. Like I’ll be moving in my usual pace but I actually have two times the amount of hours in a day wtf. I have two options laid down before me now: either 1. sleep less (i need 8 hours a day or I’ll feel like a dead log all the time) or 2. run where ever I go since I can’t possibly waste time on walking slowly

But of course, I have the 3rd option which is simply not possible for someone like me to do. 3. GODDAMIT STOP PROCRASTINATING! The whole weekend I didn’t procrastinate much (maybe only a total of 2 hours a day?) and I only did 2 pages leh so I don’t think option 3 is that effective nyehehe.

Okay let me type this post real real fast so I can get started on my work! Energizer bunny coming in! wtf yeah I know that was lame but that’s what lack of time does to people.

All pictures resized automatically to 320×240 cause no time to resize one by one! This is my beautiful campus on a sunny sunday =)

Shan2 and I after brunch of white chocolate+caramelized banana crepes and bacon =)))))

Me in my pajamas outside Chapin.

Grr hate the cold!

Our names in the snow in Chinese written by me! My name means snow *big wet eyes. I don’t know what hers means lah she held my hand to help me write it wtf like a kid

Preparing to throw a snowball at her!

Her throwing one back at me T__T

<3!

Petting a dog on a sunday walk =) After I petted him, he went and rolled around in the snow!! How cute is that! And then he sat there in the snow for 30 seconds and got up and shivered! hahaha

Snow snow go away! Come again another year, or never.

“Hey Suet you have a white butt hahahahahhAHAHHAH”

Wow Shanshan! that is SO funny! I think I can write a joke book based on that! Good job! excellent! Bravo! You are born to be a comedian! Cool! Neat!

Our dorm! Not really since I’m not really staying here for real.

Snow covered boots

Spiderman

Random

Random

The end! I wrote down things I have to do today and I budgeted an hour for blogging but I only took 30 mins! God heard my prayer and granted me the ability to move faster than a normal human being! Wow good job! excellent! neat! bravo! super!

Speaking of jokes, here are some jokes traded around Aud’s room yesterday night.

From Angela,

There was once a mochi and a rock who are archenemies. Rock told Mochi that if he ever sees him again, he’ll throw him into the sea. Mochi then hid in the cave for 5 years and after 5 years, he came out. Rock saw him and said “hey you mochi! Imma throw you into the sea!” Rock then threw Mochi into the sea. The end.

From Shan2,

There are two cats, one white and one black. Both are fighting for a fish and when the white one got it instead, what did the black one said?

MEOW! What else can a cat say =.= highlight to see answer!

From Aud,

This is from the show Full house la so if you’ve seen it then you’d know!

There is a super fast tortoise and a super slow rabbit in a race. Who won?

Super fast tortoise of course!

Now there is a super slow rabbit with a tortoise in shades. Who won?

The tortoise took out his shades and he’s actually the super fast tortoise in disguise! HAHAHHAHA

From me,

These are from some website on knock knock jokes wtf yeah how original.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Yo mama

Yo mama who?

This is seriously yo mama! Now open the damned door!

HAHAHAH

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Old lady

Old lady who?

Oh I didn’t know you can yodel! hahahhahaha

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Woo

Woo who?

Alright don’t get so excited it’s just a knock knock joke!

From Angie again,

Once there were two lovers who got separated cause the guy had to go war. He told the girl to meet him after 5 years in the beach or something. After 5 years, the guy came but didn’t see the girl anywhere. He got tired of waiting and threw the ring he meant to gave his gf into the sea. On the other end of the beach, the girl was waiting for him and then! she suddenly saw something floating in the sea! What did she see?

THE MOCHI THAT WAS THROWN BY THE ROCK HAHAHHAHAHA

HAHAHHAA DAMN FUNNY HAHAHA OK THE END BYE

in the end i used 1 hour =___________________________=