My great theory
June 29, 2008 Random Suet 41 CommentsToday I made an important discovery! Actually it’s more of a theory than a discovery but whatever here goes! I was having dinner with my mom when I thought of this but when I told her, she wasn’t really amazed at such an amazing theory hmmp >=(
Ok my theory is, anything that can be stolen are things you shouldn’t spend on!
It’s damn true ok! My mom was commenting on how suxxor to the maxxor my phone was and I told her that there’s no point getting a good phone cause people are gonna steal it! Which is why I’m stuck with my butterfly phone for life cause even if I leave it on the table no one’s gonna steal it anyway. Like Daniel (a fellow el cheapo friend of mine wtf) said, that person who is about to steal my lousy phone will most probably slip in some money for me out of pity so I can get a better phone HAHAHHA
Yeah so don’t ever splurge too much on handphones or handbags or other steal-able stuff! Things like clothes and food are okay cause no one’s gonna steal them from you! Shoes also okay la harder to steal when you’re wearing them. Laptops just get the cheapest ones like mine, Dell wtf quite good for its price ok.
OMG THIS IS SUCH AN AMAZING THEORY! Follow this and you will never regret for life!
Hmm, I should alter my lifestyle to follow this theory from now on. Which means..I probably should get better makeup and skincare products cause nobody will steal them. *pats self
Oh I was looking at my old pictures and since I’m in an okay mood today, I shall reward all of you with pictures of shanshan! hahaha i can hear the shanshan fan club going hysterical wtf. Anyway, if you don’t know, shanshan is my pretty roommate from china ok please don’t ask where is she from already! She has a boyfriend and he’s from Harvard ok so if you’re better than that then maybe you got chance lah ok no more questions about her! if not need to pay wtf

in our ex hallway

So cute! *jealous cause her smile damn nice T_T while mine was deemed weird. sorry lah not born with it ok maybe i’m not born with it leh hah! have you considered that when you criticized my smile! You can say I’m fat cause it’s something I can do about but not my smile ok only I can say how ugly it is other people cannot wtf damn emo

Haih a bit reluctant to post my own picture cause it pales in comparison next to hers but whatever laaa
ANYWAY i damn sad cause tomorrow is doomsday T__T I’ve been whining to my mom, sis, bro, bf and everyone that I will have no life starting from tomorrow wtf haih I know i’m exaggerating.
10.30pm time to sleep T_T I haven’t slept earlier than 2 am since like..ages sigh.
p.s: won’t update that much anymore unless..if I do it during work nyehehe and get fired wtf
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