Sweat Betul

Mission: Lose 4 kg before summer

Accomplice: Xu Shanshan

Enemy: FATS

Strategies:

I’M SO EXCITED NOW I FEEL LIKE TYPING IN CAPS BUT IT’S ANNOYING SO I’M NOT GOING TO BUT WHILE READING THIS, PLEASE SHOUT IT OUT LOUD!

FOR EXAMPLE WHEN YOU SEE 1: exercise, THINK IN YOUR BRAIN IT’S NUMBER 1: EXERCISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ok? set? go!

1: We’re only allowed to eat one big meal a day. If we eat a more than 500 calorie lunch, we must only eat fruits or vege for dinner! If we eat less than 500 for lunch, we’re allowed one piece of protein for dinner.

2: We must exercise 3 times a week, 1 hour each time. MUST! Since the weeks to come will be our dead weeks, we are allowed to alter the 1 hour to 30 minutes but we must do it!

3: We will do sit ups and push ups and other miscellaneous stuff in our room EVERY SINGLE NIGHT! HAIK!

4: We will encourage each other along the way and think of motivating phrases. If I’m eating correctly, Shanshan will say “wow suet you are so good! wow keep it up! wow jia you!” wtf. If I see shanshan doing sit ups, I’ll go “yay yay you go girl yay yes you can do it yay work that body” wtf hahahhaha damn annoying

5: don’t have already lah so many meh

OK so that’s our plan and let’s see if we can do it!

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update:

1. I managed to eat only yoghurt, oatmeal and a taco for lunch. Then, I went to the gym to work out for an hour and played basketball alone for 30 mins.

2. As for my accomplice, she gave up shortly after I asked her to go to the gym =____=

It’s ok! mission will not be aborted! Although I’m on my own now, I shall not give up during these crucial moments. I’ll die if I have to go home without losing weight cause the worst thing in the world is to hear people telling you that you’ve put on weight, ESPECIALLY if you hadn’t..(or so you think..)

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Attention Mr Barry Ooi,

A certain Ms Liew Suet Li has found your heart, please go to the lost and found section and claim hers in return.

Happy 12th baby! (although it’s the 13th already) I love you so much!

Truth is, I haven’t been able to get you out of my mind ever since you captured my heart 3 years and 4 months ago. I don’t know what to do anymore but to keep yours hostage as well. If you don’t plan to give mine back anytime soon, can I keep yours with me too? Cause the longer I hold it in my hand, the more I feel it permeating every part of my body. I’m so scared that it’ll be a permanent part of me and I won’t be able to give it back to you if you want it back someday.

40 months wow and we thought this was just a fling eh. I guess it’s better to not expect too much sometimes =)

I don’t even know whose fault this is to begin with. It started with one person, and then two, and then a whole bunch of them at the same time! All of my friends kept saying “look you really have to give this a try, it’s really good and you won’t regret it”. So I did, I gave it a try a month ago but I didn’t understand anything at all. Yeah you all know what I’m talking about. Gossip Girl, that’s what!

Tze and Jiameei and Aud and THE WHOLE FREAKING WORLD said I should give it a try so I did yesterday at 1 am. From then till now, I’ve watched 8 episodes of that show back to back. It’s crazy and I’m going crazy and my boyfriend’s going crazy. I’m watching it on a website and the worst thing is, the website automatically switches the next episode on when an episode ends! So whenever I finish one ep and say to myself that that’s enough, the next episode plays and with the fast connection here, I don’t even have to wait for it to load!

No loading time, a website that automatically switches the show on for you=no resting time at all. My favorite ONE TREE HILL is also back and I’ve watched the first 2 episodes meaning..in the past 8 hours excluding my sleeping time, I’ve watched 10 episodes of TV shows which ALSO means I only had 10 mins in between each episode to stretch and catch my breath. Oh wait, in that 8 hours, I also managed to beat this guy’s ass in pool..twice.

I have no idea how I did it. First, how did I manage to watch 10 episodes in 8 hours AND play two games of pool AND eat AND pee?

Secondly, how did I manage to walk in a 6 degree celcius weather with only and ONLY one tshirt? Which is completely irrelevant but since we’re at this, I think I can now come to a conclusion that I indeed am a superwoman.

And of course, I’m still Thy King. After my two major accomplishments above, that is beyond anyone’s doubt anymore. Whoa, how can anyone not acknowledge the fact that I’m a superior being knowing that I just watched 10 episodes of TV shows and only wore one tshirt in winter! Who could have thunk that I, that I..am that great.

And my last accomplishment to add to that fawesome list of achievements is that I typed this WHOLE entry while peeing. I am truly remarkable. So insanely great that I don’t even have an adjective to describe my superbness anymore.

p.s: I love Blair!! she is sooo cute and pretty and so Blair! Su ann told me that Lindsay Lohan was supposed to play Blair and omg let’s just all take a moment to thank god that that didn’t happen.

My boyfriend is saying stuff like how he has lost his girlfriend to a tv show and that he will jump off this building now if I don’t stop watching and pay him some attention. You know what I shall say to him? i know you love me XOXO! that’s what! muahahah wtf. okay that’s something you’ll only know if you watch gossip girl too.

Bye no time to waste!