Sweat Betul

hello i wanna blog about the made of honor event but i forgot to bring my camera so i didn’t take a single pic at all T__T just give me some time to gather(steal) pics from facebook/blogs first ok? gotta sleep now although it’s only 12.30am (damn early wei) cause have to wake up at 7 tomorrow for the education fair!

come by my booth if you will be there tomorrow! mt holyoke college ok? no ok? night!

p.s: please tell me if you have a picture of me last night thanks!

p.p.s: oh we won 2nd place for best couple! and it was our anniversary yesterday too woot

I’m going to Penang!! tomorrow! Mom said we have to leave around 7 am T_______T Won’t bring my laptop there so I’ll only blog when I’m back! Don’t miss me too much k byeee <3

PENANG FOOD HERE I COME ZOMG

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It’s 3.45am now and I can’t sleep T__T Why always like this one! cannot sleep when I have to wake up 3 hours later! Is it cause I’m too excited thinking about all the food I’m gonna consume in penang ah wtf hahaha. Anyway, out of sheer boredom, I read back my old entries from my blogdrive blog and realized how different I was last time. Well, I wasn’t very very different but some posts are just so..different. For one, I was less popular then and couldn’t really care less about what people think. Now, I always have to try not to bore everyone out only sigh everyday have to crack my head to think of embarrassing but funny stuff about myself just so I can make everyone’s day only wtf

lalala so sleepy when I’m in front of the computer but when I turn it off and try to sleep, then I feel damn awake! Whyyy?

omg shit cannot la so sleepy until I fell asleep for 3 seconds just now while trying to think of what to say T__T goodnight *prays that I fall asleep

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i’m back T____T cannot sleep at all T____________________T die lah everyone will be eating penang food tomorrow while I sleep in the hotel room wei like this! how! i cannot lose to my family wtf i must eat the most!! let me try falling asleep in front of the computer instead.

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i’m back T____T i did fall asleep in front of my comp but my neck hurt so bad and it woke me up T___T  what should i do now SIGH my brother and barry (he’s following us tomorrow) are snoring behind me and i’m looking at them sleeping peacefully in envy but i can’t sleep! insomnia wei i hate myself T__T HAIH whatever lah let me go count sheep

Why do people judge so easily? I know how I write here is how I want to be portrayed and I haven’t regretted how I’ve been portraying myself cause I think I’ve been the real-est as I can be. Just because I complained a few times about the weather here doesn’t mean I hate malaysia omg if I do really hate msia why would I spend thousands just to come back?

I’m so patriotic you don’t even know it ok and if I have a choice, and if malaysia had given me a chance, I would never ever choose to leave. I take pride in my ability to speak malay as fluent as a malay woman herself and I take pride in knowing what’s happening politically and economically. I also love this country to bits and I hope to come back to contribute once I’m done with college. so just because I may not like the weather now which is clearly much worse than it had been before, and just because forever21 happens to fking rip people off don’t mean I’m a brat who whines 24/7.

I’m not getting worked up over that one comment lah I’m just trying to tell people who think I’m one of those ungrateful msians who goes overseas for a few months and comes back speaking in some foreign accent and proclaims how msia is such a bad country blabla that i’m not like that ok.

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Sigh I was wrong when I said I already beat my jetlag cause I kept feeling sleepy around 10pm everyday despite having around 9 hours of good sleep the night before. Then today, I fell sick T_________T I don’t know what to blame it on. Forcing myself to get used to the time by pretending I’m not sleepy when I am, or eating random mamak food, or the weather, or the boredom, or..?

Grr head’s spinning and body’s aching. Some more I’m going down to nuffnang’s office tomorrow so let’s just hope I don’t faint in the train or something. Have to face the terror that is KL again like the good ol’ days of waiting for the slow ktm, getting sandwiched while clutching onto my laptop bag tightly, switching to lrt in kl sentral, crossing the super busy street and finally to the office. Frankly my dear, I don’t really look forward to that at all. I wish I can just type in ’nuffnang office’ into google maps and it’ll just transport me right there sigh.

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disallowing comments because i know what is everyone gonna say anyway. oh, poll.

Hello all, this special post is brought to you today by Barry. I’m just guest-blogging to report on Suet’s departure, no frills, because people who come here want to read about Suet, not her boyfriend, who is enjoying the welcome change from an all-male environment to ogling nubile female students here basking in the sun in their bikinis.

So anyway, Suet has left after a wild two days of packing that culminated in her inadvertently tossing out her I-20 form together with the other recyclable trash. No worries though, the college can just mail her a new one because she doesn’t need it when leaving the States.

Being the brawn in Suet and 33’s room, I had to lug most of the 14 huge boxes full of their personal items to the storage room, putting my muscles to good use (33 said I’m a good pet *beam of pride*). Looks like all those workout sessions were not just useful for awkward positions wtf. Good thing too, that we didn’t move the boxes earlier, because we would have had to lug them to a storage room that lies half the campus away (it’s a muhfuggin huge campus, by the way - full of nubile young female students basking in the sun in their bikinis. I love spring). As fate and our tardiness dictated, however, we only decided to move the boxes on the day of Suet’s departure, by which time we received news that the original storage room was now full.

*insert zomg emoticon*

But! Good Lady Fortune smiled down upon our tear-streaked faces and soiled undies and lo and behold! the college opened a new storage room right next to Suet’s dorm!

Ok lah enough lah so drama for what.

So Suet and 33 packed up everything and we sat at the bus-stop with the both of them (we: Sister Ooi, Comrade Angie Luo, Such A Luck Mild Boonipat, and I). As they wept and wailed and beat their breasts at the prospect of never seeing each other again, Mild and I yawned and unwillingly filmed their goodbye hugs (quite funny actually, Sister Ooi kept getting left out because there’s an odd number of them and wailed alone each time so I shifted the camera frame away from her wtf). They then proceeded to list all the things that they won’t be able to do with/to each other any more, like 33 not being  able to study Japanese with  Sister Ooi, and no one being able to call Suet stingy any more wtf.

Tears were shed. The bus arrived, we helped load their luggage onto the bus, and then waved goodbye to the both of them as the bus pulled out of the lot.

PS. Suet has just left JFK, and she didn’t have enough space in her luggage for her own stuff (yesh, I have to bring some of her stuff back), so don’t expect lots of gifts and crap lah hor.

***DON’T READ IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED THE LATEST EPISODE***

Ok after a very careful analysis of the past winners of the wella products (I wanna win this so I don’t have to buy shampoos forever! Don’t have to buy shampoo=save money=happy suet! Cause if I get the RM100 I’ll surely spend it on unnecessary stuff and not buy good shampoo for my hair and risk having it looking like a bunch of dry twigs), I realized that those who criticized MDG will surely win one lor! And they also decorated their pictures with all sorts of stuff to show their effort and I guess like that only can show their determination kua.

So! I’m gonna do that too! What’s a few minutes of printing screen, pasting random stuff on those pics and thinking of bitchy yet funny quotes to a lifetime worth of shampoo!? Yes a lifetime cause frugal suet takes forever to finish her stuff. My biggest accomplishment so far has to be my 25ml free shiseido cleanser my mom got as a sample. She gave it to me last year in May and I’VE BEEN USING IT EVER SINCE THEN TILL NOW AND I STILL HAVE 1/4 OF IT LEFT! Sorry I don’t know why must shout maybe cause it’s a damn good achievement leh!! That’s like 3/20 of your 500ml bottle! And I’ve been using it for the past 9 months and still got 1/4 left! I’m seriously so so so so good. My secret is I wet my palm first and put a tiny 1mm blob and add a lot of water so the area/density/luas permukaan wtf will be more!

*big wet eyes. I should teach a class on how to be stingy wtf

Anyway talk so much still haven’t talk about mdg.

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Read the rest…

Woot due to certain unknown pressure, I just spent 4 hours straight in front of microsoft word and I finished my paper o.0 And then I rewarded myself by watching MDG (omg! so unexpected) and I’m gonna watch my freshly downloaded new episodes of OTH and GossipGirl!!

Yay yay yay yayyyyyy!

Ok will continue blogging about mdg tomorrow since they still have the contest and I want RM100 so I can shop when I go back home!

xoxo you know you love me wtf

gossipgirl roxxor my sox wtf

Mission: Lose 4 kg before summer

Accomplice: Xu Shanshan

Enemy: FATS

Strategies:

I’M SO EXCITED NOW I FEEL LIKE TYPING IN CAPS BUT IT’S ANNOYING SO I’M NOT GOING TO BUT WHILE READING THIS, PLEASE SHOUT IT OUT LOUD!

FOR EXAMPLE WHEN YOU SEE 1: exercise, THINK IN YOUR BRAIN IT’S NUMBER 1: EXERCISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ok? set? go!

1: We’re only allowed to eat one big meal a day. If we eat a more than 500 calorie lunch, we must only eat fruits or vege for dinner! If we eat less than 500 for lunch, we’re allowed one piece of protein for dinner.

2: We must exercise 3 times a week, 1 hour each time. MUST! Since the weeks to come will be our dead weeks, we are allowed to alter the 1 hour to 30 minutes but we must do it!

3: We will do sit ups and push ups and other miscellaneous stuff in our room EVERY SINGLE NIGHT! HAIK!

4: We will encourage each other along the way and think of motivating phrases. If I’m eating correctly, Shanshan will say “wow suet you are so good! wow keep it up! wow jia you!” wtf. If I see shanshan doing sit ups, I’ll go “yay yay you go girl yay yes you can do it yay work that body” wtf hahahhaha damn annoying

5: don’t have already lah so many meh

OK so that’s our plan and let’s see if we can do it!

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update:

1. I managed to eat only yoghurt, oatmeal and a taco for lunch. Then, I went to the gym to work out for an hour and played basketball alone for 30 mins.

2. As for my accomplice, she gave up shortly after I asked her to go to the gym =____=

It’s ok! mission will not be aborted! Although I’m on my own now, I shall not give up during these crucial moments. I’ll die if I have to go home without losing weight cause the worst thing in the world is to hear people telling you that you’ve put on weight, ESPECIALLY if you hadn’t..(or so you think..)

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Attention Mr Barry Ooi,

A certain Ms Liew Suet Li has found your heart, please go to the lost and found section and claim hers in return.

Happy 12th baby! (although it’s the 13th already) I love you so much!

Truth is, I haven’t been able to get you out of my mind ever since you captured my heart 3 years and 4 months ago. I don’t know what to do anymore but to keep yours hostage as well. If you don’t plan to give mine back anytime soon, can I keep yours with me too? Cause the longer I hold it in my hand, the more I feel it permeating every part of my body. I’m so scared that it’ll be a permanent part of me and I won’t be able to give it back to you if you want it back someday.

40 months wow and we thought this was just a fling eh. I guess it’s better to not expect too much sometimes =)

Hello everyone please stop commenting in my previous mailing list post cause I’m too lazy to refer back and add people sorry ah. And thanks to everyone who emailed me regarding my password protected post, I really really appreciate it. All this while you’ve been hearing my story and now it’s time for me to hear yours back. My previous post was about how I was feeling lost and miserable and everyone who replied gave me great advices and their stories in return. Tales of how some people dream of going overseas but never have a chance to, tales of far more amazing long distance relationships than mine, tales of wonderful and powerful people living their everyday life.

Thank you so much! I love all my readers so so much. Seriously I never expected anyone to go beyond reading my blog for the fun of it to actually writing me comforting emails, especially when you don’t even know me at all! Feel so freaking blessed and loved. *big wet eyes

Anyway, proof that I’m fine and dandy now:

Nah, to all shanshan’s fans wtf.

I was wearing cheongsam cause we went to China Night! which I’ll blog about later.

Conversation between me and Angie:

Me: Angie baby we must wear nicer so that we will be the four prettiest girls there ok!

Angie: Aiya we don’t wear nicer also we are already the four prettiest girls!

Me: Oh yeah you have a point wtf

Angie: It’s hard for us to be ugly lah suet

Me: No it’s not hard, it’s IMPOSSIBLE

WTF we never cease to amaze ourselves sometimes wtf. Before going to china night, angie said to us: girls, it’s time for us to SHINE hahahaha omg she is so funny. Sorry I don’t know why we are so shameless but that’s what you get for putting four lonely girls in a college filled with more girls. Actually not four girls cause shanshan is not self-obsessed at all.

While in the toilet, we were saying stuff like “eh why are we so pretty ar?” “god must have spent a little more time on us” “sigh i also don’t know why la” while shanshan just stood there complaining how ugly she was wtf. Seriously she is damn pretty okay =.=

Ok question: would you rather have a friend who is so damned pretty but keeps complaining how ugly she is or a friend who is really pretty and knows it? or a friend who is neither pretty nor ugly and likes to knit wtf hahahha damn random

HAHAHAH THEN RIGHT! During the China Night, we couldn’t find a table so we sat with a bunch of VERY nerdy looking guys then you know what Angie said to me? HAHAHAH she said “they must be thinking what did they do in their past lives to deserve such luck” hahahahhaha somemore one of the guys tried drinking water but dropped his cup cause too nervous hahah.

Then immediately after putting our stuff, we ran to get food cause scared it’ll finish soon. We each took two plates and ate dengan gelojohnya wtf and we talked with our mouths full and laughed so damn loud. When they realized that I still have a coupon for food, they immediately forced me to go get more food. The guys must be thinking “looks like we are not so lucky after all =.= pretty girls but eat and talk like villagers” wtf hahahah

Let me end this before more people hate us (dah lah damn a lot people hate us for stealing the limelight yesterday already wtf of course lah who ask you to come in tshirt and jeans!). Oh here’s a random poll that I’ve been meaning to put for some time

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This is not a forum or a place you can preach so if you want to comment about this, please do so nicely ok! I’ll tell you which one I believe in later (maybe in a pswrd protected post cause you know how sensitive some people can be).

P.S: OMG some people are so so damn annoying!! Poor Sum Tin Ha =( People fat her problem lah why must you say you’re not sorry for her death! I know your trick, purposely wanna talk about something controversial so you can be the next xiaxue. Seriously. Stop bragging about your lv/juicy bags and dior shoes la omg your fashion sense is so so bad ok. Even for someone who’s not fashionable like me also can say you don’t have fashion sense, tak malu ke wtf. Even if that dress fits you well you still look ugly ok the last time I wore something as ugly as that was when I was 14.

sigh I really feel embarrassed for you. I know this is the first time I say something like this publicly but I really can’t stand it! Please grow up. I initially thought you were quite good for publishing two books and sometimes you do come up with witty posts but please stop talking about it already can or not! Seriously, we know you wrote two books la we can see that in your header and sidebar already!

I liked fei fei a lot ok last time people said I looked like her (when i was fat la wtf). stupid girl.

Hey sorry but I really mixed up my mailing list cause a lot of people want to be included after I did the list for password-protected entries so if you want to be included will you please comment here instead? (even to those who commented in that previous post to be included but didn’t receive my email)

And I’ll include you but if you comment after 1 month then you are probably not included but you can just email me lah. Sorry it’s really hard to keep track and if you did email me and I didn’t reply, it’s not cause I didn’t read it ok? I really have too much work.

Thanks everyone for caring, I was so surprised at the number of replies I received after posting that post for less than 5 hours! I have hope in humanity again wtf.

Back to work!

Today I bought my first LV bag in a second-hand shop.

Today I also found out that the bag is fake (although it does look real..to me)

Today I experienced the coldest weather.

Today I also almost died in the cold (and of suffocation due to the many many layers)

Today I got angry a few times.

Today I also lashed out at someone who did nothing but asked me what was wrong.

Tomorrow, I will wear my fake LV bag out and not care what other people say.

Tomorrow, I will also laugh out loud and tell them how cheap my fake bag (that looks real..to me) is and laugh at them for spending so much on a bag.

Tomorrow, I will eat more so I won’t suffer in this weather.

Tomorrow, I will also wear one less layer cause I’m thy king.

Tomorrow, I will not get mad at trivial stuff.

Tomorrow, I will also tell my boyfriend I’m sorry for always making things so hard for him.

Tomorrow, I will be a better (wo)man.

I officially have 1 hour till tomorrow, so let me just be my angry bitchy self for now.