Sweat Betul

Ok, after the previous sad/emo/unhappy post, this post is gonna be really happy and chirpy! So while you’re reading this, imagine my happy voice going hello! iz me again! how are you! i’m fine! ok? no ok?

Anywayyy I have a quiz tomorrow so I’ll have to study tonight T_T college also got quiz, work also got quiz aiyoyo ah ma! It’s going to be all about petroleum/crude oil blabla yawns (do you know! that the price of oil went down?? finally!)

More stuff about work:

Every morning, if we arrive at work early, we’ll head to the canteen to get some breakfast. Actually not we lah, only the two guys cause I of course, won’t spend on unnecessary stuff such as nasi lemak cause my mom already made me bread to eat in the car =D That green tupperware containing milo in the picture is also mine, I forced Barry to drink from it so he doesn’t have to waste money buying drinks =D i’m such a considerate girlfriend wtf

speaking of nasi lemak, i remember back in high school when a plate of nasi lemak was only RM1 and if you wanna add fried egg then it will be extra 50 sen for you so RM1.50 was obviously way too much for a Suet. Sooo she’d always get her best friend to share that plate with her so they only had to pay 75sen each! And when her friend was too hungry and wanted a plate for herself, Suet would search high and low for someone to be her new best friend so that they can share a plate of RM1.50 nasi lemak.

god that piece of story is so sad I can cry everytime I have to retell it wtf

of courseee, I’m not like that anymore cough cough cough coughhhh

Me after washing my tupperware and refilling it with water. why am i such an aunty i hate myself sometimes (i lied, i like being an aunty, it gives me a thrill of excitement everytime i refill my tupperware, which will be known as my tuppie from now on cause i’m aunty like that)

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We were supposed to celebrate our anniversary with a nice dinner last week but I suddenly craved for cheap sushi wtf (don’t i always?) so we went to Sakae instead!

lalala

teriyaki burger! I love the Sakae in Pavilion!

Barry and his Gyu Don

I finally *kinda* smiled with my eyes! *big wet eyes

grumpy cause my food took so long >=( by the way I did my make up in exactly 3.8 minutes! *pats self

question: why are my lips so pale? I can’t put lipgloss/lipstick cause it’ll chap so I usually just put vaselline only sigh

Since I haven’t been camwhoring a lot lately..

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Because I’m addicted to lolcats….

since i always look constipated/like i need to pee wtf

i tell you story of teh bukkit (must read very funny one) :

It’s actually about this famous seal called Minazo whose bucket was stolen from him

HAHAHHAHA DAMN CUTE

So anyway, people started using seals and walruses to carry on the legend of the bucket (sometimes called teh bukkit to sound cuter)

awww =(

HAHAHA

walruses looking for teh bukkit ahhaha

anyway, the bucket seal is now dead =(

and that, ladies and gents, is the story of Minazo and his bukkit.

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Oh! I also want to talk about my office attire. I always ALWAYS wear the same stuff to work lor I’m so bored of it already! BUT I really don’t wanna waste money on buying more clothes how ah such a huge dilemma. I always wear some shirt with skirt and the exact same belt sigh i think i better buy more later people think I never wash my skirt how! (actually truth is I memang never wash one wtf) and somemore my white shirt is so yellow cause i got it from my cousin who bought it before she got pregnant (now her kid is 4 years old already wtf)

sorry am i an embarrassment to the society due to my erm..inability to dress well? Sigh if I’m rich of course I can dress well ok you must remember I have this disease! Everytime I see something nice then have to tell myself to put it down and just walk away, like that how am I ever gonna have nice clothes! For me anything above RM30 for shirt/top/skirt/pants is expensive and now you can never find anything below rm50 ok T______T stupid expensive world i hate you *emo back wtf no lah I’m not emo alsooo

back to studying zzz

Hello! Is me! hahahaha inside joke wtf you know how those ah bengs in friendster will just message you out of the blue with very bad english and will usually start off the message with “hi~~ is me!” which sounds really stupid in english but actually means “shi wo/ hai ngo” in chinese. Anyway, in my attempt to sound funny/lame, I shall greet everyone with “oh hai, iz me!” and start off all my posts that way too wtf

Anywayyy, I’ve been up to many many things lately so I shall just write a rough update without pictures.

1. I got a job! Yay is me! I’m gonna be interning in a consultation company and will mainly do economics research. The job sounds good and so is the pay but what I hate the most is the fact that it’s in KL T___T I hate KL with a vengeance especially when you have to work there cause it suxxor to the maxxor to commute there everyday! After very careful calculation, I estimated that I need around 1.5 to 2 hours to get there for ONE way! This will be my future schedule:

6.30am: I is wake up

7.00am: leave for work, hop on bus, change to ktm, change to monorail

9.00am: reach office (hopefully) and start work

12.00pm: I is go lunch!

1.00pm: continue work T_T

5.00pm: get excited cause gonna leave soon

6.00pm: leave office

8.00pm: I is reach home and go gym

10.00pm: bathe and sleep

WTF NO TIME FOR DINNER! gym or dinner? gym or dinner?? gym T____T  damn no life wei is this what working people do everyday?!?! please tell me it’s not true! =((((

2. We started going to the gym two days ago and have been very religious patrons cause wanna make our RM15 worth it wtf. Hmm, but my instinct tells me that I will stop going once i start work lor!

3. I will be spending an awful lot of time with Barry………I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing! Ever since we were reunited (reunited and it feels soooo goooood) last month, we’ve been seeing each other almost everyday! (we saw each other 28 out of 30 days this month wtf) and we are also gonna work in the same company doing the same job! We are gonna commute in the same train every single day, eat lunch together, go shit together, come back together AND go gym together!!! then we’re gonna get so freaking sick of each other but later have to be apart for 4 months again T___T

Somemore he followed me to MY family trip, I followed him to HIS family trip, and we will be going to our own holiday soon wtf seriously our families are also very sick of us already! I’ll pop by his house everyday and go OH HAI IZ ME! and his sister and mom with greet me very unenthusiastically wtf and when he comes over to mine my mom also lazy wanna say hi to him already.

Should we get married already ar? wtf. We wanna get couple rings but why they’re all like RM400 for one! So expensive do you know where we can get one for like RM100 wtf don’t tell me I have to DIY ah T_T

4. I is going to the Urbanscapes!

5. I is sick of using I is and Iz me already. not funny after a while already wtf

I’m gonna talk about a very disgusting/gross topic today so if you can’t stand that kinda thing, it’s advisable to stop reading now wtf

Today! I’m gonna talk about my inability to shit T_______T

You know right, all the entire 19.5 years of my life, I never knew humans were supposed to shit everyday one. Ever since I can remember, I shit every 4 days or so and I thought that’s really normal! Not until I met Barry and Audrey, the normal people who shit every morning and tell me about it wtf. I was so surprised at first and kept asking them how come they got so much shit to shit everyday wtf but they said everyone does it so I guess I’m the only odd one out T__T

In college, my roommate (shanshan) couldn’t go to toilet as well so right hahaha we were damn stupid one. Every time someone needs to shit, that person (usually me lah you think shanshan so crude like me ah wtf) will announce to the entire room that she needs to shit in a very proud voice. And the other person, instead of looking disgusted, will usually stare at her in envy and say “good job! I wish I can shit too” wtf.

When I found out the secret of shitting everyday (by eating 6 oranges a day hahaha), I shared with her this secret and we treated this as if it was the biggest secret of our lives wtf. Sigh but ever since I came home, I’ve only eaten 2 oranges these past 2 weeks and have trouble shitting again. Actually I know what to do to be able to shit one (drink more water, eat more fiber blabla), but I’m just too lazy to do all that only.

Why can’t I be normal and shit everyday! no wonder my tummy so big, all full of shit only T_T which goes to prove that I am indeed full of shit, literally T__T shit here shit there sounds damn crude wtf. I mean erm, excrete feces wtf or to defecate haih so formal for what whoever who takes offense in the word shit is full of shit lah everyone needs to shit/defecate everyday anyway (except me T__T)

oh ya why am I telling all this is cause today! I got diarrhea! (in a happy tone wtf) Remember I said I have a superpower and that my stomach is made of steel and that I can never get diarrhea no matter what? Well, I was wrong cause after eating curry fish head and maggi goreng yesterday, I woke up with an upset stomach which I welcomed with open arms wtf

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My grades are out! And they are pretty damned unexpected…in a good way! =DDD Seriously, all those late nights writing and fussing over my papers were soooo worth it now cause I got pretty good marks for them. When I first started college, my paper writing skills were..nonexistent wtf and I really sucked at writing formal/research papers. When I was asked to write a 5 page paper last time, I nearly fainted wtf but now I can do that and I did!

Thanks Lipman for giving me the hardest paper of my life! (i bet he was impressed with my super good title wtf) Thanks Moseley for saying I did a great job on the Malaysian economic analysis! Thanks Barry for all that guidance and proofreading! Thanks Shanshan for all that encouragement! Thanks Aud for all that love! Thanks Suet for everything else wtf

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My hair color damn bright now! =O

Trying to smile with my eyes but fail wtf

*pretend to wanna show hair color but actually wanna post more camwhore pics only wtf

omg everyone is waiting OUTSIDE the house for me now cause we’re gonna go pavillion or something aih will upload the rest later bye!

SERIOUSLY I’M SO ANGRY NOW!!! WHY DO I HAVE SO MUCH WORK TO DO HAH HAH WHY PLEASE TELL ME WHY! WHY DO I HAVE 4 FINALS AND 3 PAPERS!!!!

so angry!!! why do those professors think we have no other classes except theirs! why must they give us so much pressure! seriously why am i doing this! why am i studying econ and history of chinese civilization and game theory and french! why am i paying so much and travel so far to cause undue stress upon myself! why didn’t i just stay in malaysia!

why am i here why T___T i’m so stupid seriously today i was walking with these two other girls from my econ class and i was telling them i’m kinda scared for the econ final and they said don’t worry the midterms weren’t that hard anyway………..what do you mean! i got C for my midterm what do you mean it wasn’t hard T__________T

i swear i’m the stupidest girl on campus why i everything also cannot do ask me to differentiate native rulers and foreign rulers in ancient china also i cannot do! ask me to interpret confucius’ the great learning also i cannot do! ask me about my prediction of agg. expenditure due to the US recession also i cannot do T____T i can’t even decide properly when to use passe compose or imparfait T____T

why am i torturing myself why do i have to learn all this crap can i just go to some cooking/cleaning school where they teach women how to cook and clean and stay sexy until they die please!

Haih let me be the first to open such a school la. everyday learn how to sew/cook/clean/do makeup/stay slim only so fun. haihhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mary lyon (my college’s founder) is gonna rise from her grave and haunt me for life wtf cause so un-feminist.

complain so much also no use still have to get back to reality….like now……………………………….very sad angry frustrated annoyed huuhuh maybe cause period coming also. why does it suck so much to be a girl huhuuh everytime have to waste money on pads/tampons/bras and if boobs not big enough then feel insecure if tummy not flat enough then get called a wild boar HAIH

anyway this is a video of what we do when we’re bored/how i release my anger/why we are the fun-est couple ever

I KNOW I LOOK DAMN UGLY BUT I’M SUFFERING FROM ALL KINDS OF SADNESS/TRAUMA AND I’M FKING PMSING NOW SO IF YOU SAY I LOOK UGLY I’M GONNA MAKE SURE I SEND 119048194 VIRUSES TO YOU

no i’m serious wtf

p.s: eh i suddenly have a great idea! should i just quit college now and become a full time blogger wtf i shall take one year to study the skills of how to be world no. 1 blogger and earn my living like that! great idea suet! *pats self and throws books away

p.p.s: most beautiful french song =)

HELLO EVERY BUDDY!!

HOW ARE YOU?!?

TODAY IS A GOOD DAY!

MMM A BRAND NEW DAY!

Good day because! wait you won’t believe this! but i’m gonna tell anyway! CAUSE IT’S 20 *gasp* CELCIUS OUTSIDE!

I really couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw it *big wet eyes. I’m feeling so good now! So good that I’m listening to Bob Marley’s Jammin’! hahaha I feel sooooo good! Spring has cometh, finally =))))))

So I went outside with just a tshirt and a very thin jacket and saw everyone in tank top and shorts! And I saw everyone having picnics on the greens and some of them are naked o.0 Sorry didn’t bring my camera haha. Ah, I’m such a disappointment amidst all these brave people!

Oh speaking of that, someone recently told me that someone said I like to brag about my perfect life and I call myself thy king? Haih I called myself thy king cause I wore skirt when it was 5 celcius outside and I have a sense of humor ok. I was also coincidentally reading Kim by Rudyard Kipling which then inspired me to write in old english la haiyo.

And what’s this about bragging about my perfect life! Seriously do you see me showing off my expensive clothes or bags ar? That’s because I don’t have any! all my clothes are below $10 and I have a brandless bag wtf like that also wanna show off ar! Don’t judge me so quickly if you don’t bother reading everything I said and just scroll for pictures. If you don’t bother reading about my failures and rejections so how can you say I have a perfect life? If I seem like I do that means I work twice as hard as any of you to get to where I am now so don’t fucking sit on your chair and whine about how some people have everything in life and you don’t. I’m not rich and I’m super stingy and aunty ok how that is perfect is beyond me.

And just because I don’t bitch about it whenever I fight with my boyfriend doesn’t mean we have a flawless relationship ok. We work super hard to get to where we are now and I think we deserve every single bit of it. Seriously how can someone who doesn’t know shit about me just read me on the surface and conclude so very quickly that my life is perfect and that I brag about it? I know having a public blog means you’re putting your life out there to be scrutinized but I never thought I’d come off to some people as someone who likes showing off when I don’t feel like I have anything to show off in the first place. If there’s really something I can brag about it’s my determination but I don’t go around saying stuff like wah I’m the most determined person ever wtf.

Aiya whateverlah let me show you something to cheer you up wtf I mean to cheer myself up.

Inspired by Jam who was inspired by him.

HOW TO BE A NINJA

First, you need a big tshirt like this. Here, I stole 33’s Harvard tshirt while she was in class. (remember: ninjas are very good thieves!)

Then, turn the shirt inside out and put your head in like this. Don’t worry about looking like shit cause NINJAS DON’T CARE IF THEY LOOK LIKE SHIT!

Then turn around and tie a knot with the sleeves as tight as you can. You don’t want your mask to unravel when you’re HAIYAK-ing your enemy!

Now it’s supposed to look like this. Don’t look like a ninja? No worries! HAIYAK

Flip the upper and lower parts of the collar to cover the tag and to look more like a ninja! Try to cover as much as your face as you can to maintain your anonymity.

Just show some kickass moves and you’re all set!!!

HAIIIIII YAKKKKKK this ninja damn annoying wtf actually i feel like i look more like a robber instead. bank robber =.= “ta kip” wtf

ok everyone, it’s that easy to be a ninja! Try it and let me know ok!