Sweat Betul

Finals is tomorrow and I only started studying T__T Shit lah I know very well how I’ll regret this during and after the exams T__T but why am I still doing this to myself. Everyone around me is panicking and studying so hard for the exams and the only other person who is more relaxed than me is my roommate. She’s still warcraft-ing wtf.

Anyway I’m updating cause I have tonnes of random pictures and I promise I’ll get back to studying after this!

I found this in the Asian market!!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn expensive around RM7 but I don’t care! Mmmmmm.

Crazy snow storm yesterday.

12 inches of snow!! knee-deep ok. That’s my roommate, we were gonna go shovel around her car.

The snow is realllllly fine! Like flour/powder! Every time I see untouched snow then I feel like jumping on it and start rolling around!

Sledding down a small slope with the shovel. WHEE!

Mini Christmas tree!

Mini sled and mini skates!

this is how I look like after not bathing for one day wtf (i didn’t go out at all!!)

Current facebook picture WTF. Angie’s webcam has this feature that can distort your face and it’s really fun to play with!

#1: Wah my teeth damn yellow

#2: HAHAH look at Angie!! Like super confident that she’s damn handsome wtf

#3: Picasso

#4: Handsome Angie with two fatty bom boms

#5: Monsters wtf

#6: Aud’s mouth damn big!!!!! 3 times mine!

#7: Me smiling as though I’m the prettiest girl in the world wtf

#8: Angie looks like ET/alien workshop HAHAHA

#9: Chimpanzees wtf

And finally..

#10: A super sweet picture of us. Aww.. wtf

Okay enough making fun of myself! time to get serious! *ties cloth on forehead that says 加油

Yawn wah 1 am already, time for bed wtf.

Oh hark here ladies and gentlemen and hark here good, ye shall.

Yesterweek, when I chanced upon the miserable weather that was 5 celcius, I had to throw on layers and layers of clothes upon mine humble body. I had on me 4 layers of clothes and I then thought of a very complex mathematical equation to roughly calculate how it’d be if the weather got worse.

After 45 pages of extremely complicated and indecipherable numerical scribblings, I finally came to the absolute conclusion that indeedy indeedy, under the harsh weather of the following months to come (-20c), I’ll have to wear a total of…..20 layers. (said complicated mathematical equations and whatnot shall not be revealed lest I confuse everyone to the brink of mental implosion)

Oh sekian kawan kawanku sekalian, let me ask ye this. How is it possible to throw on so many layers upon oneself without the possibility of suffocation?

But that was in the past for ye listen here good, the future holds much more than 20 layers of clothing. Trust me upon this for today I will prove to all my kingsmen that nothing, I repeat to thee, nothing will ever come in the way of the greater good.

Yes, I grant all of you to stare at me in disbelief for a second. What is she trying to say, you scratch your head in animalistic fury?

Today, I shall create history!

Today, I shall defy gravity!

Today, I shall be thy king!

For today, thy king will weareth the shortest of all short skirts with GASP, nothing underneath except a paltry piece of cotton around thy king’s loins. Thy king shall brace the coldest of all cold! Thy king shall prove to all the men in this world that she can surviveth and surviveth very well she shall.

Bow to thy king and thy blessing shall be granted..

Thy beloved king may not look like she’s showing a lot of skin but those shoddy stockings disappeareth into them boots after a while, leaving at least 10 inches of precious skin for the wind to playeth around with. But it’s okay, for I am thy king! and thy king shall embraceth the cold like her bestest comrade..

Shit, thy king is late for her class!

No, laugh no more ye damned fools! Control your incessant mirth or hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, I warn thee!

Hi everyone!! Selamat datang wtf

Nice leh my new layout. Super damn kao random suddenly got highway, tunnel and bull wtf. I like random, random is good mmm. Anyway welcome to my new blog! I’m tired of my old blog for now. Damn suck right always can’t load, I wanna sue blogdrive already. This blog is kindly hosted by Andrew so everyone, say thank you Andrew wtf.

For those of you who don’t know me, hi my name is not sweatlee. I’m Suet Li, 19, in a relationship wtf. Lazy wanna intro myself so you can read my archives if you want. DO read ok i painstakingly transfered all of them here ONE by ONE T__T Wah wordpress damn nice to use hor *jakun wtf. It automatically saves whatever I write as draft, perfect for stupid people like me who always accidentally press back or accidentally close the page.

I’m treating this as a temporary blog for now till my old blog rights itself and regains my trust again wtf. Yes what’s with the annoying WTFs?? I’m sorry I use wtf as a punctuation wtf. I say it whenever or wherever I deem necessary, which is the end of every sentence wtf. My loyal readers don’t mind the unnecessary (and somewhat rude but humorous) punctuations so why should you? Anywayyy, this is how I look like:

Sorry lah I’m so ugly but I’m human too ok, got feelings one. Just because I look like a monkey (only slightly what) doesn’t mean I don’t have the right to blog. Ok fine so I actually look like this:

What?? Just because I’m 80 then I can’t blog is it?! what do you have against poor old me T_T Somemore my husband (deceased-oh bless his poor soul!) gave me that dandy red shawl for my 70th birthday one.

I’m so bad make fun of ugly and old people wtf. Both pictures are not of anyone real ok, they are both drawn I think.

Sigh I hate the weather now. It got dark at 5pm today. 5 PM GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME. It felt as if half the day was gone and all I felt like doing then was to just hop on my bed and sleep. It’s supposed to only get dark at 6 (as if 6 is damn late) but thanks to the daylight savings, it’s dark at 5 T_T

Oh daylight savings is, according to wikipedia, “the convention of advancing clocks so that afternoons have more daylight and mornings have less. Typically clocks are adjusted forward one hour near the start of spring and are adjusted backward in autumn.”

Basically everyone has to adjust their clocks an hour back so yay for the extra hour of sleep but no yay to days getting dark by 5pm.

Alright the end of my first post. Tell me if you like my random layout! Don’t tell me if you don’t wtf. And thanks for reading me again, it’s my pleasure to be at your service wtf.

p.s: I don’t know why everything is in spanish and am too dumb to change it >.> just learn a new language la wtf

p.p.s: looks like I’m not as dumb as I thought I was wtf. Everything is in English now hallelujah!