Sweat Betul

OK It’s officially 1 month since I came back and what I’ve been doing for the whole month? NOTHING! That’s what! I’m seriously sick of bumming already I need something to do! But I need something that does not need money, something that doesn’t require me to drive cause I don’t have a car, take bus/train cause they’re tiring, and walk too much under the sun and risk getting myself robbed. Ok what should I do if I don’t want to do all of the above??

Give me a suggestion please! I already sent my resume to several places but no good news so far sigh and I might have to cancel the WAO thing cause I can’t drive there and they are 30 minutes away from the nearest train station and it’ll be too tiring to get a bus to the ktm station, change to lrt THEN walk 30 minutes every morning! Seriously, anyone working in a company that needs help and wants to hire interns? I don’t care what kind of company at all I just want to gain whatever experience and not sit at home and play sims everyday haha

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today I finally went to Marie France!! Okay let me tell you guys alllll about it so you can decide for yourself if you should go or not.

Remember I had RM1,500 voucher right? I went in to ask if I can use it and they said yeah, so I went ahead and met the consultant. One great thing about them was their service cause although the consultant knew I was going to use the voucher, she didn’t really behave differently as I thought she would wtf you know like care less about you kinda thing. However, I was mortified (YES mortified) to find out that one session itself costs RM845! 0.o zomg.

In one session, there are 3 different procedures (which i will explain later) that cost about RM250 each. So if I were to use the RM1500 I have, I can only go for TWO sessions! BUT, there’s always a but here, if I am to buy 10 sessions, instead of RM 8450, it’ll only be RM2200! How amazing right wtf so anyway she said I only have to pay extra RM 700 since I have 1,500. I obviously said no and said I’ll go ahead with the two sessions but she warned me that 2 sessions won’t be as effective as 10 (obviously) and I might not see much results.

The idealistic me wants to pay that rm700 very much cause I’ve always wanted to be thinner than normal (grass is always greener on the other side!)but the realistic me says rm700 is way too much so I told the consultant that I only want to try the two sessions first.

Soooo anyway, I went ahead to start my first session!

First step is the cold wrap (which is around rm295 wtf I can do this at home too wei!). The consultant asked me to get naked wtf and then she wrapped some cold cloth around my tummy (since that’s the area I wanna target). I had to then wait for around 30 minutes which I spent rather wisely reading about Jamie Lynn’s relationship with her sister wtf.

After the cold wrap, I was ushered into another room where I was to get a massage. Another consultant came to give me a tummy massage for another 20 minutes or so and thus ended the second step which cost around RM350 (siao not even full body massage). After the massage, I had to go to another room which I was to lie down and she spread some warming thing on my tummy. Then, I was wrapped with some thick thing which was then heated. I had to lie there for around 30 minutes and fell asleep and had a dream about having the best body in the world WTF

So that was all! All that for RM845 wei and obviously, after the first session, I didn’t notice a single difference at all. Final verdict: too expensive if you want to actually see good results so go for it if you are really rich enough to do so. Unless of course, you want to go for the 10 sessions plan but then you’d have to go at least once a month after that to maintain or something like that.

Anywayyy I’m starting my month long gym with Barry soon, which is only RM30 for the TWO of us for a month plus some trainer thingy. I think I’m gonna see wayyy more result than marie france and it’s 40 times cheaper too!

Oh yeah, also, before going for the marie france, I kept eating a lot because I thought MF can save me wtf but since it’s only two sessions now, I guess I can’t binge so much again =( Although I just ate at SS2 murni (loh shee fun and soft shell crab fried rice mmm) after going for my first session haha

I know I’m not destined for these kinda stuff lah cause you know why! The first thing I noticed when the woman gave me a tour around was the biscuits they had on some counter. I was eyeing the biscuits for some time, hoping that they’ll give me some but alas they didn’t  =(

Oh one more thing! I just noticed this today but whenever I finish a satisfying meal, I always wish I can turn back time and start the whole process of me savoring my meal again. Like, I’ll wish that my stomach is empty again and the plate is full again so I can do the eating part all over again wtf WHY AM I SO WEIRD sigh which is why I can never be stick thin and also I finally found the secret as to why some people can never grow fat no matter how much they eat! it’s cause THEY SHIT EVERYDAY LOR I SWEAR THIS IS THE REASON

which also means! I finally found the secret on how to lose weight even if you love food *big wet eyes. screw marie france! the secret is just shit everyday=eat more fiber=buy more cereal! whoop dee doo wtf

You see, ladies and gents, I have been using the same phone ever since..forever. Not really forever forever cause I used to have the super cool Nokia 3310 when I was 14 which I bought a super cool pink casing with a shiny dragon at the back for wtf. Unfortunately, my super cool Nokia 3310 with its pink casing with shiny dragon was stolen during Sports Day when I was marching sigh T_T So after that, my cousin pitied me and gave me her Nokia 8250 (the butterfly one rememberrrr?) which I’ve been using ever since.

Yeap..since I was 14..6 years ago.

My beloved phone which has been with me through thick and thin =)

Anyway, today, my phone nearly died of old age! I almost died of heart attack along with it ok cause if my phone really dies, I don’t have a phone anymore and I will never ever get a new phone no matter what! I think my phone got stroke today lah cause someone called me at an ungodly hour (10am) this morning and I tried answering the call but all the keys just wouldn’t work!

So in my sleepy daze, I knocked the phone on my laptop hoping that the keys would suddenly work wtf but it only made matters worse cause my volume key at the side went in and refused to come out!

So I had no choice but to go to the phone shop and ask them to remove the entire volume thing from my phone. See! the empty blank holes! The guy was pretty disgusted with my phone wtf cause everything didn’t seem to work (broken screen, missing screws etc) and advised me calmly to get a new phone hahah but of course, I’m Suet Li ok so I said it’s ok just take the volume thing out enough already haha

Yeah so in the end, he pried the thing out and it’s working again! yays! please la nokia 8250 please last me till I die la wtf

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Went to Pavilion the other day with my family! It’s kinda nice if you have money la haha but I liked it.

short hair

long hair wtf

sis with cousin

god i love babies

SO SUPER CUTE! She was whispering to her sister about something hahaa but her sister was like whatever don’t understand also eh who’s this weird girl taking picture of me ok look cute look cute!

The baby doesn’t look too happy about this wtf

GHOST WTF HAHAHHAA DAMN UGLY HAHAH ME LAH WTF I WAS BLINKING LA

Aiya my boyfriend damn emo cause I didn’t put his pictures up for a long time now. I think he scared people think we break up already wtf so here are his pictures

picture of him doing his hair

picture of him taking the mail wtf

picture of him with his tongue out (concentrating on driving wtf like his sister also, when concentrating sure will put the tongue out one wtf)

ok enough back to me wtf

My friend told me that when she changed her facebook status to single then everyone asked her about it so being the typical LOA (lack of attention) girl that I am, I also damn kepoh and mengada go change my facebook status to single to experiment wtf. I got a sad total of 7 people asking me on msn what happened that’s all T__T Either everyone

1. did not see the change in status (WOOHOO people I’m single now doesn’t that scream attention! doesn’t that make you wanna ask me what happened! wtf)

2. too scared to ask wtf

3. doesn’t believe me cause I always lie one wtf

haih fail ok moral of this story is I shall stop lying so much!

Eh this post damn long but whatever lah I got a lot of things to say ok! These days I’m getting increasingly bored each day that I have to play Yahoo Pool with Barry online, attempt to install the Sims on my laptop (cannot la! isit cause i’m using vista?), play Mahjong Titans, download random games blabla I’m turning into a gamer wor how ah wtf

STUPID SUET GO LOOK FOR A JOB LA DAMN STUPID ok yahoo pool is calling wtf

I’ve always been battling with weight issues since I was young. As long as I can remember, I’ve never been thin before (like normal thin or thinner than normal). I’ve always been chubby or fat or slightly meaty and I hate it so much. I hate going to a relative’s house and hear the same old “wah fatter already!” or hear people calling me fat. When I was 12, I had a birthday party in my house and invited all my ‘close’ friends. Before they left, they sat in a circle and sang me a song. It went like this:

Suet li suet li sangat gemuk!! Selalu makan dan jadi semakin gemuk!!

In the tune of the mat kool mat kool kawanku song. I was 12, it was my birthday and I got humiliated by my friends in front of my other relatives. Everyone laughed and so did I but little did anyone know how hurt I was inside. I told myself that I’ll always always remember that day cause one day, I’ll be the thinnest of them all and I can in turn laugh at them back. (failed)

During the holidays when I was 12/13/14, we would stay with our grandparents. My grandma would always make maggi mee for my siblings at night when they were hungry and forbid me from touching any of it. She’d also force me to jump on the trampoline outside the house while watching them slurp their maggi inside T___T sometimes, when everyone was outside playing, she’d make me do the jumping rope thingy and she’d sit there and watch me jump my fats away. I hated trampolines and ropes ever since.

When I was 15, I told myself that I cannot let myself be the butt of all jokes anymore. Guys calling me wildboar was too cruel for me to bear so during the holidays, I willingly tried losing weight. I cycled up and down the hill everyday while singing to my heart’s content, I built a basketball ring and board with wires and wood and practiced my lay up everyday and I even use the dunno what rolling machine that will tone your abs. Then, I went back to school and started a basketball team and joined the school’s track team with one goal: lose as much weight as possible. So in that one year, I lost about 8kg.

Yeah so I’ve always had an issue with my weight. My biggest secret after the one about my imaginary bf is that I’ve always wanted to be anorexic. I wish that I can cut my food up and not eat it, that I’ll be thin as hell and yet still feel fat so nobody will ever say I’m fat anymore. But sadly it never happened. I did try cutting my food to a million pieces but ended up eating everything =.= I tried hardcore exercise but always ate a lot after that so haih plan failed.

I swear I have superpower ok and my power is that I have a stomach made of steel..worst power ever. Aud told me when she gets diarrhea, she’ll lose a lot of weight and I’ve been waiting for the day I get diarrhea but either my stomach is way too strong or even if I do get diarrhea, I don’t lose weight at all. My bro has worms so he’s always thin and I always wish I’m the one with the worms instead but haih worms also lose to my stomach T__T

I’ve tried leftovers, spicy food, dirty food, accidentally ter-ate my nose shit (WTF DON’T ASK) but I will never get diarrhea lor! I only had food poisoning once in my life but I recovered 3 hours after that. When I got the worst fever in my life, I couldn’t eat for a week and yet I didn’t lose any weight.

So anyway why am I talking about all this cause I just found out an orange has 70 calories each T_________________________________________T and I just ate 6 oranges again today seriously I’m destined to never be thin. Yalah I know everyone sure damn unhappy cause I’m complaining even though I don’t look fat but that’s only cause obviously I won’t post unflattering pictures of myself. You have no idea how truly big my tummy is even after all that years of hardcore exercising. And my stupid ribcage and bones are so big until dunno what so I can never have a slim stature ok T_T

The worst thing is today when I finally weighed myself after a month of going to gym 3/4 times a week and eating less, I found out that I gained weight T_____T how is this possible you tell me is someone playing some sort of funny game on me ah! *memories of suet li suet li sangat gemuk and jumping on trampoline flooding back wtf T___T

I give up lah sigh I’ll just do whatever I want and weigh whatever lah I don’t care anymore! This battle with my weight is officially over! *lies to self wtf

I really just wanna be slim is that too much to ask for! I don’t wanna be meaty and yet so flat and have no curves! If meaty and well-endowed and got curves then nevermind la this one all also don’t have got one big lump which is my tummy only sigh.

*anticlimactic ending cause too sleepy already

First off, let me tell you one VERY ANGRY STORY. VERY VERY ANGRY STORY!!!!!!!!!

(very very long but must read ok i wrote with so much passion)

Ok must listen to the back story first. I bought a ticket to boston and back, but ended up using only the return ticket cause I got the ride from someone to boston. So it’s like this:

South Hadley to Boston

Boston to SH

But when I got into the bus in Boston, the guy wanted to take my SH to Boston ticket cause it was printed first. I said no, and he said NO YOU DON’T TELL ME NO so I said fine sorry and he went on about how the admin people printed the ticket wrongly blabla cause he thought I’m going to SH and thus should take the 1st ticket first which obviously made no sense at all!

So I wanted to explain that I’m going back and that I did not use my first ticket cause I got a ride and so he should take my 2nd ticket and before i said anything, he said HEY DO YOU WANNA DO MY JOB? WHY DON’T YOU TAKE OVER MY PLACE? DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE SUPERVISOR?

Read the rest…

I’m leaving tomorrow and I’m so so sooooosososoososo sad T________T I don’t want to leave I want to stay here forever and be your companion!

I want to be the one who greets you with ‘baby baby babyyyyy’ when you come back from class. I want to be the one whom you cook indomie for. I want to be the one jumping on the bed and go ‘ok who can do the ugliest face to make the other person laugh first wins!’. I want to be the one to hug you when you get out of the shower shivering. I want to be the one you like to tickle to death.

This is by far our longest time together, ever. 6 whole solid weeks of each other, 6 whole solid weeks of not letting the other person out of your sight, 6 whole solid weeks of absolute happiness. I guess I’m not too greedy if I ask for 6 more weeks..or years? Sigh I don’t want to go back to studying! I somehow lost all my ambitions and now all I want to do is get married. and clean the house and take care of my kids wtf.

What happened to this girl who’s from a women’s college that says women have to be liberated and not stay in the kitchen wtf. I don’t mind staying in the kitchen if I get to see the person I love everyday *shallow wtf

The person I love digging my ear *big wet eyes

The person I love cutting my hair *big wet eyes.

Sigh so emo.

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We went to the city yesterday and after 3 weeks of staying at home, we finally got to shop! I told myself that no matter what I cannot buy anything cause my bags are soooo full already but. sigh.

In the van to the city

I love my skirt from F21! Only $10! Seriously none of my stuff is above $10 wtf

The pair of shades is only $10! according to my theory, I should fling my arms wildly whenever I see anything below $10. Alas, I didn’t get it cause I just bought a pair for $5 a few days before that. It’s really nice though =(

This one is also $10! I don’t know why he didn’t get it though.

Sigh tell me lah how can I not resist the temptation to buy this! It’s so nice ok and if it’s more than $10 I wouldn’t have bought it. The original price is $30 and and this shop is usually quite pricey one! *finds excuses wtf

And I bought this jacket also. I have like a million jackets like this but this one is velvet and has gold trims how can anyone not buy anything velvety that has gold trims! Some more it’s also $10………………………….

I like it a lot *big wet eyes

Ya allah boyfriend singing to beyond again………………….

Today we went Purdue to watch Evita the musical cause it was sponsored by his college! Mmm I love free stuff. My motto in life is anything free is good! My mom always tells me that nothing in this world is free but she is wrong!! I spent the whole bus ride there thinking of what possible ways did this not come free but I can’t think of anything at all therefore that proves that this is indeed free!

Also, yesterday when I went to the mall, there was this girl selling some hair straightener. She wanted me to test it so ok lah I went ahead and the straightener was really good cause you can use it to curl or dry your hair as well!!! But it was so freaking expensive, around $150 for that. I obviously said no cause that’s so freaking expensive okay! So there you go, I got that free makeover on my hair for free, didn’t I?? Hohoho wtf

Also, all the free food samples in Giant are also free!! I love food samples omg i love them with all my heart and soul. The only reason why I always follow my mom while she shops for grocery is cause of the free food. I’ll seriously run like a mad woman whenever I catch sight of food stalls! Ask my mom! wtf but she’ll probably just say she doesn’t know me wtf

Then I’ll purposely walk past the stall again and take more and more food muahahhaha! and not buy them muahahahha! I’ll pretend that the food is damn nice and I’m really interested in buying them. I’ll ask the promoter how much is it, what’s inside, how to cook it blabla just so I can stand there and continue taking more food muahahha omg why am I like this but who cares! It’s free! muahaha wtf sometimes I don’t eat lunch/dinner just so I can fit in more free food WTF I BETTER STOP TALKING NOW!

Eh seriously why am I so aunty!?!?!?!?!?!#?$?!%!%@# I seriously am always the aunty amongst my friends. If we decide to go picnic, I’ll be the one packing the food, bringing the mat and tissue and cutleries and other things that no one will ever think of bringing but will always need. Like mandarin oranges. Seriously who will think of bringing mandarin oranges to a picnic right?!?! But don’t be foolish! Mandarin oranges are the best thing ever to bring on a picnic! You can peel it slowly while chatting with your friends, feed each other lovingly, spit the seeds out on the ground and let them grow!

And I bring water everywhere I go! Whenever someone is thirsty, trust me to be there! My friends will usually go “aiyah suet why you so aunty one! But thank god for you if not I’ll die of thirst!” You need to sneeze? No worries, I have tissues! Period came? Oh noes don’t worry I have a pad for you! Fell down and scraped your knee?? No problemo, I have plasters, which size do you need? Do you want the transparent one, the colorful one or the normal one? Something got stuck in between your teeth? Here, a toothpick for you!

omg the more I type the auntier I feel wtf so let me end this now. The end wtf.

Seriously, how do you name the title of a post that is going to be about clothes and the weather (yet again)? Title: Clothes and the weather (yet again) ah wtf.

Anyway Barry found this absolutely fantastic website for us and we (aud, angie and I lah who else I don’t have other friends here wtf) went nuts. like real nuts nuts! I was okay at first because I saw that everything is at least $50 so okay babai close the site. Then the next day, Aud and Angie gleefully announced that they bought 3401 tops and 596 boots and that I MUST give the site a chance again.

And so I did.

And I have hell to pay now wtf.

Total damage done (or going to be done):

Oh là là, c’est une très jolie robe! ($30)

Everyone loves this SOOOO much. Damn damn nice! ($70)

They have this in brown too ($28)

This is ok for the price lah and quite practical for this weather ($38)

Aud got hers in brown but I like this one more ($30)

Anything more than $40 and I don’t bother looking edi cause I know looking at those will only make my heart ache cause I’ll never spend more than this on clothes. This site has soooo many nice clothes man seriously seriously I spent the last 2 days looking at them and I think I’ve only been through 1/100 of their whole collection.

The clothes here are mainly from Korea/Japan/Hong Kong so they’re more suitable for cold weather. I’m starting to like the weather here cause I can play with the layers and all! How fun! Back in Msia, I was always with just a tshirt and shorts.

I’m gonna give you the link but then again, maybe not. Neh neh neh bu bu wtf. If you really really want then I might consider it wtf. Anyway the shipping is really expensive if you want to ship to Malaysia and the prices I quoted are all in USD not RM ok. RM then I buy the whole site already cause damn cheap. Exchange rate is RM3.30 to $1 so you calculate yourself lah.

But SHH ok! Don’t tell the whole world! Cause the more the demand, then the demand curve will shift to right and the price will increase! And we don’t want that to happen, do we now? wtf

Anyway moving on, today I woke up to find myself (and the entire world) completely enveloped in mist. So I brought my camera out with me.

An extremely brave soul walking through life with only a thin t-shirt and pants. *kowtows wtf

Ok it doesn’t look like the whole world was covered in mist but it really seemed like it this morning.

A coward soul with long johns, tshirt, sweater, scarf, gloves AND coat. and fake mist wtf. No seriously really got a lot a lot mist when I breathe/talk but it doesn’t show in pictures!

Ya ya i know I look haggard/ah lian/old wtf with my hair up but bad hair day lah what to do.

Random picture of the day:

Cause we’re cool (or hot wtf) like that wtf

p.s: I’m EXTREMELY excited cause I’m gonna visit the boyfriend in……..2 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 And then we’ll celebrate Thanksgiving with his host family. Real Thanksgiving. Real FOOD. FREE FOOD! mmm.